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Afterwards they all head to the pool and James is still extremely vocal about his feelings over Jersey's choice to kiss Zach. Zach understands why he's mad because he's a guy, but Jersey doesn't seem to care at all. James said that it hurt him, but seeing her do that turned him off so much he doesn't even like her anymore. Well, good. Then that means you'll be over it now, right? You're not going to act out like a bitter, jealous fool, I'm sure. And you know what time it is now, he rallies, it's GAME TIME.

Back in the pool, Zach asks Biscuit if he thinks James is mad at him and Biscuit insists no. James is back from his camera rant though and busts it up though, stealing Zach away for some man on man time. Guys in Paradise truly understand the value of male bonding and I dig that about them.

Once they leave the gang runs amok. Orbi gets chased around and then Jersey and Biggie start doing some weird thing in a circle and Scorp starts chanting "They're spider monkeys! They're spider monkeys!" I guess you had to be drunk.

Exciting new policy for roommate selection.

Back at the Man Chat, James says he's not mad at him, but proceeds to completely sell Jersey down the river. He says she's trying to to play the game and that his bond is with Krista. And then he says Orbi is playing the game harder than anyone else. Cue to Biggie smacking Orbi's ass. Whatever dude. Zack doesn't like that James is switching around everyday who he would send home, especially one of his originals.

When he comes back, Zach takes TD and Biggie to the side and tells them to let Chris know that he's his boy. He's even noticed Chris? That makes one of you. Well, this is an interesting development. Could he be striking up a bond with Chris, because he wants to take on the OGs rather than join them? But that's interrupted by everyone suddenly noticing that Jersey straddling Scorp pushing her poonanny in his face, which is shocking to the gang. Zach says that she's exposing all her bullshit by doing that. Or she's just showing she's a drunk slut like the rest of them. She never would have pulled that stunt when Hobag was still alive. Poor form, Jersey. Hobag RIP.

Who's the hobag now, bitch?

Biscuit is confused by Zach talking to TD and Biggie. She doesn't know if she can trust him or not. I would say that's negatory, Troll doll. And TD tells us in a confessional that Zach told her that she and Biggie will be okay if they "stuck" together. An alliance is born!

And sealing the deal, completely forgetting his love affair with Scorp, he goes into Chris's room at night and wakes him up. He says that he knows that Krista and Jersey aren't going to pick him over Scorp, James or Orbi. He also knows that Grimace is not liked and "Model" irritates people. I'll say. So he wants to form an alliance with Chris, Biggie, him and TD. Smart, I suppose. But who knows in this game? And what happened to your brothers-in-heartache? Scorp is gone like Amy. Although, as long as he's not forging an alliance with Grimace Face, me cares not.

So here's the breakdown:

Team A: Scorp, Jersey and Biscuit (James and/or Orbi)
Team B: Chris, Zach, Biggie, TD
Outcasts: "Model", Grimace

No winners or losers this week. We have to stay tuned till next week and it looks like it's a doozy. "Model" is shedding tears, so it has to be good.

Love y'all!
xoxo, InternetSensation

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