None of these individuals took Vegas for millions counting cards in Blackjack or anything else.
Hey-o! Can you believe it? A Paradise Hotel recap done this early in the week? Only the promise of long overdue drinks tomorrow with the 'Gasm writers would get me on top of my game, so I could get out in the world guilt-free tomorrow night. So it's a win-win for both of us. Stakes were high and we both beat the odds. Seriously even I didn't know i had it in me. Read on to find out who the losers were this week. Not all of us got so lucky this time around.
It's a bright and sunny morning in Paradise and James is telling Krista that he wants to back to OG James, meaning the carefree, happy-go-lucky James that he was when he first arrived. That homie hung out with everybody! So today it's time to turn over that new leaf and he's going to hang out with TD, Grimace and just get along with everyone. That's the area where he's "lost focus". It takes a lot of concentration to be laid back. But then he adds Jersey will NEVER get back what she once had with him. Guaranteed. That would require a level of focus he is not capable of.
Wait. What was I talking about? I thought I saw some cool bandanas over there.
And it's ladies' breakfast time. Grimace is grimacing. Jersey is talking about how she was just nuts last night at truth or dare and everyone agrees that she was in rare form. TD says that "Model" was super apologetic for his question to Chris in truth or dare. The one where he asked if Chris would crush TD on camera. What? He wouldn't apologize to Grimace when he said she "popped it" for a living, but he apologizes relentlessly for a dumb truth or dare question? He has the smarts of a model, I'll give him that. I can just see him all Zoolander going, "What is that? A center for ants?!?" in his southern drawl. But TD says that she can't help him crawl out of his hole. The time for kissing ass is over, "pretty" boy.
"Blue Tin Foil"
At the boys breakfast, only "Model" and Chris are sitting at the table and Chris informs "Model" that he's good. Chris whispers that "he's got him". Like Chris is now running this show. These people repeatedly demonstrate keen senses of self-awareness. When "Model" inquires further, Chris is all "hush" and tells him that he took care of it with Zach. And then the other guys show up and the conversation, if you could even call it that, is closed. Look at Chris wearing the big boy pants now! Zach looks his way and suddenly he thinks he's a contender. I will laugh heartily when he skulks over to Amanda for his exit speech.
Scorp, Jersey and Orbi all discuss the state of the union and Scorp feels very vulnerable. He thinks that Biggie is his only chance for survival now and Biggie thinks it's time for someone to go after "Model" and take out TD's partner. She just says "he" so it's not clear who, but it sounds like the OG's best bet.
Right up your ass is just how we like it.
"Model" and TD dish about Chris and Grimace and apparently they are off giggling and laughing together all the time, so they call Chris in for a serious conversation about it and he insists that he is not. He doesn't understand why everyone thinks that they have a thing. Cue footage of them talking about playing the game. But TD wants Chris to know that Grimace is not a part of the group. TD doesn't trust her, even though we know she's been kissing some Grimace ass since day one. Saying Grimace was smart and what not. As if. TD needs to go over and over again that she doesn't know who she can trust and "Model" says over and over that he has complete trust in Big Boy Pants Chris. And somewhere a record skips over and over.
But speaking of Grimace, she's wowing the crowd in another atrocious showgirl number. And what is on her ass?
Mark of the beast.
Back with TD and "Model", TD is going on and on about how loyalty means more to her than anything. STFU. Did you know she doesn't who she can trust? I know, crazy shit. She informs "Model" that he needs to watch himself, because Chris is good with everyone, but "Model" isn't. He's pissed people off, so he basically needs to eat crow breakfast, lunch and dinner.
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Comments (1)
I can't believe how lame this show is....I keep waiting for something to happen, but nothing ever does. The people are just plain boring, and this new guy isn't helping any at all.
After all the hype...I much preferred Forever Eden to this crap. At least that show had exploding tits.
1 of 1 | Posted by itchy | Posted on April 26, 2008 9:33 AM