Alone with TD though, Biggie goes more into details about the Zach thing. She said that she told him she was over it and turned away and then he said, "What? You're mad cause I'm not like Orbi just banging you in the shower?" Wow, is Zach secretly really sensitive and actually cares? He must be a scorpio. All that bravado hiding an insecure softie. TD asks if he apologized for that and she said no, leaving TD to tut-tut. She asks Biggie if she likes him less now and after a pause, says that she does.
He says it's because that's how he liked Amy.
I'm just happy like ten minutes passed without James in my face.
At lunch, the group is tense and quiet waiting for the ax to drop, since obvies nothing did happen last night, so it's about time. And sexy messenget is back. STILL not wearing the bandana. What made her suddenly decide that it was time for a new look? Methinks she's getting excited these a-holes are about to leave and her hair is literally about to let loose.
This note explains exactly how I like my headbands washed. Get on it, whitey.
So the note informs them that elimination will be tonight and they need to choose carefully because this will be their last partner in paradise. No one is thrilled. Biggie and TD go off to overanalyze, like what if James gets power when no one picks him? Orbi says that you just have to react in the moment. Might as well. Who knows what the hell Amanda is going to say when she gets up there. Suddenly she could be playing the game. Which would be awesome.
But now James is back on "the game". So much for that moment of silence. James and TD talk about how things could play out hypothetically and then discuss how Biscuit is now trying to get Biggie on her side, but TD knows that Biggie is with her. TD is in fact scared of what Biscuit will pull.
Do you like this as my game-playing pose? Or the one where I flex my bicep?
And Biscuit is pulling some world class brown nosing telling Biggie how much she looks up to her and what an amazing person she is. It's true. She is a dental assistant and is the one person to have sex with two dudes in paradise? It's understandable.
You broke a nail? That's so cool. Awesome people always break nails.
Biggie and Biscuit both say that even if they have to pick people that aren't current roommates, Biggie would choose Scorp, still leaving James out. But James is happy where he is, because TD is back on his side and their a team again. We'll see about that.
And now it's final roommate selection. Ladies take their seats, men line up by Amanda. It's a very important selection, because this will be your FINAL ROOMMATE. Choose carefully because this will be the ho that will take you to the final prize. Zach already got the final prize. Zing!
And Amanda knows about the rough patch Biggie and Zach hit last night! That bitch totally watches dailies. I won't hear otherwise. Zach goes straight to Biggie and says that he trusts her, likes her and keeps his word. Take that, busybody!
Basically, I call her Amy and pick fights with her. We got the dysfunction to go the distance.
So Scorp is up and he goes to Biscuit. Amanda asks him if they don't want to win because they're always blathering about "just being themselves". Scorp gives some "intelligent" reply about not altering character, but not being able to change the fact that it's a game. Or something. I don't think the question was actually answered, nor do I think anything was said that would have made sense as a response to any question.
Mmm. When I creep up on you from behind, you kind of smell like Hobag.
Amanda gives a breakdown of Orbi's options, who is up next. Of course having to rub in Zach's face that Orbi and Biggie had a "romantic relationship". Hey, go easy, gossip girl. They're in a sensitive place right now. She then says that TD is sittin' pretty by herself. And Obri says that "TD is always sittin' pretty". Banter's back! Alright!
Someday maybe I'll say you're sittin' pretty. But you know where you gotta sit for that one, though, hot stuff.
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Comments (5)
well, i am also watching this show for some reason. td still annoys me beyond belief. she talks so slow and her lip gloss is always on the outside of her lips. also, i cant believe u didnt comment on zach's tighty whitey's in the last scene!! who wears tighty whiteys!?
biscuit annoys me when she talks about people playing the game! isnt that what they r there for? some people are just playing harder than others...im wanting mike to win the whole thing.
1 of 5 | Posted by yankeesfan | Posted on May 9, 2008 4:59 PM
I am watching the show too for some reason as well. I miss some of the ones who are not there anymore, and the ones who remain, I could care less about. I will finish though, and I do hope Mike wins as well.
2 of 5 | Posted by Fourteen Forty | Posted on May 9, 2008 8:00 PM
I only started watching this one because of the hype over the first season. I can't believe how much this show sucks ass.
You can almost sense the producers' desperation here. Wishing something, anything would happen with this gang of total losers.
I mean, maybe they were hoping Droopy would have her first sex on the show?
Nothing can save this trainwreck. Except the recaps, which are more fun than the actual show.
"Ultimate Prize" indeed. No doubt they were waiting to see if they made any money with this dog --and adjust the 'prize' accordingly.
Ugh.
3 of 5 | Posted by itchy | Posted on May 10, 2008 11:29 PM
gang. thanks for sticking with!
i for one am sad that this has been such a disappointing go. i remember i *lived* for the first season. it makes a difference when there are contestants you can get behind. there is absolutely no one i care about this season, and it just makes everything tedious and grating on my nerves. at least i can channel my frustration through mocking recaps.
and yankeesfan, i DID have a comment on the tighty whiteys. i think i changed it at the last minute and forgot to add a note on it elsewhere. total missed opportunity indeed. i was SHOCKED zach had those on, and then that mr. modesty would show them off sprawling on top of the sheets. those two are killing me. bring amy back, i say!
love y'all!
xoxolady s.
4 of 5 | Posted by theinternetsensation | Posted on May 11, 2008 9:38 AM
internetsensation, I bow to you. Your recaps are hilarious. You always capture the true intentions of these goofballs and articulate them in ways my mind is just not capable of. I hope next season gives you better ho's and bro's to work with, Dude (that was for James). Thanks for all the laughs.
5 of 5 | Posted by susana456 | Posted on May 12, 2008 6:56 AM