So he goes right up to her and says that he knows they can take it to the end. TD looks pleased. Neither has said anything bad about the other one, so that's a solid basis if there ever was one. James comes up and isn't sweatin' it though when he comes up to Amanda. TD is his numero uno.
And wouldn't you know it? James and Orbi have both picked TD and now it's time to give someone the boot. TD thinks that Orbi has been pretty neutral and she's like that, too. With James they had chemistry the first week, but have had a lot of ups and downs and she knows that she's the fallback girl here. And with that she chooses Orbi.
-What do you think of her shoes, dude?
-You know, chief, I gotta say they kinda look like some Payless action from, like, 1998.
-Brah. That's totally what I'm hollerin'.
And James comes up to Amanda and seems happy as a clam. He's all content with the time he's had in paradise and even calls Amanda "dude". That's how chillaxed he is about this situation, people. He's been here waaay longer than he thought he would be, so it's all good in the hood.
Maybe if I bantered with you more...Waxed my chest more...Who knows? Shoulda coulda woulda, dude.
She asked is he could have done anything differently and he says he would have stuck with TD from the get-go, but everything happens for a reason. And hes' cool with it. And he comes back around to Biscuit and says he'll miss her the most.
On his way out, he's all best wishes to everyone, but tells Zach to win it. Now that's not very nice to your OG bros. Still playin' the game even on your way out, eh?
After elimination, everyone hugs and toasts to James. From here on out a good friend will be going home. And that is sad to this slut tribe. People should be allowed to live in paradise and play the game or not play the game forever and ever!!!
Here's to you getting a neck someday.
After some drinks at the bar, TD and Biggie talk about how things have changed. TD doesn't feel like she has anyone with James gone, which is an odd thing to bitch about considering she sent him home. Biggie waxes nostalgic on how things have changed for them. Before she, TD and Charté were outcasts. Now people kiss their asses!
I got all caught up in looking at that mustache and got all crazy.
Biscuit and Scorp talk about how shocked they are, too, to have made it this far. It seems just like three hundred years ago when Biscuit was at the first elimination ceremony saying that being a virgin was going to hurt her in paradise. Whatevs. This crowd was all bark and no bite.
God loves virgins. I'll be the last one standing, hos.
Back with Biggie and TD, they are now wrapped in pink and lavender boas they got off some tranny mess drag queen that stumbled in from a neighboring bungalow earlier that evening. There was the spring break party James was talking about. They're talking about Biscuit. Apparently Biscuit told James that she wants TD gone. And TD is upset about it. Biggie says to just ask her.
He looked so sad when we left him with nothing but a coat of body glitter to cover him.
Biscuit has an "imaginary mind" and would just be "creative" about scenarios, which is so not the same thing as playing the game. It's like pretending the game. Or something.
So TD takes her boa and goes to ask Biscuit about what James says and obviously, BIscuit didn't say it. She gets all up in arms wanting to know WHEN he said it, because the time of day possibly makes it more offensive. She says that she wasn't gunning for anyone. She said really they just happens to be the ones that made it this far. And it's true. Despite what RC Black Jesus believes, It's practically impossible to gun for anyone the rules change so much.
And now over in the lovebird camp...Zach and Biggie totally make up.
Because I'm trying to be the porn guy for you. Isn't that what you want from me?!?
Well, just stop sniveling when I call you Amy, Amy.
So by "you" do you mean "Amy"?
I don't want you to have to #(*%$ (*#$%#$)% on reality shows your whole life, Amy.
Over in TD and Orbi's room we learn that...Orbi is a snorer! Ha. And peace out for this week, gang.
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Comments (5)
well, i am also watching this show for some reason. td still annoys me beyond belief. she talks so slow and her lip gloss is always on the outside of her lips. also, i cant believe u didnt comment on zach's tighty whitey's in the last scene!! who wears tighty whiteys!?
biscuit annoys me when she talks about people playing the game! isnt that what they r there for? some people are just playing harder than others...im wanting mike to win the whole thing.
1 of 5 | Posted by yankeesfan | Posted on May 9, 2008 4:59 PM
I am watching the show too for some reason as well. I miss some of the ones who are not there anymore, and the ones who remain, I could care less about. I will finish though, and I do hope Mike wins as well.
2 of 5 | Posted by Fourteen Forty | Posted on May 9, 2008 8:00 PM
I only started watching this one because of the hype over the first season. I can't believe how much this show sucks ass.
You can almost sense the producers' desperation here. Wishing something, anything would happen with this gang of total losers.
I mean, maybe they were hoping Droopy would have her first sex on the show?
Nothing can save this trainwreck. Except the recaps, which are more fun than the actual show.
"Ultimate Prize" indeed. No doubt they were waiting to see if they made any money with this dog --and adjust the 'prize' accordingly.
Ugh.
3 of 5 | Posted by itchy | Posted on May 10, 2008 11:29 PM
gang. thanks for sticking with!
i for one am sad that this has been such a disappointing go. i remember i *lived* for the first season. it makes a difference when there are contestants you can get behind. there is absolutely no one i care about this season, and it just makes everything tedious and grating on my nerves. at least i can channel my frustration through mocking recaps.
and yankeesfan, i DID have a comment on the tighty whiteys. i think i changed it at the last minute and forgot to add a note on it elsewhere. total missed opportunity indeed. i was SHOCKED zach had those on, and then that mr. modesty would show them off sprawling on top of the sheets. those two are killing me. bring amy back, i say!
love y'all!
xoxolady s.
4 of 5 | Posted by theinternetsensation | Posted on May 11, 2008 9:38 AM
internetsensation, I bow to you. Your recaps are hilarious. You always capture the true intentions of these goofballs and articulate them in ways my mind is just not capable of. I hope next season gives you better ho's and bro's to work with, Dude (that was for James). Thanks for all the laughs.
5 of 5 | Posted by susana456 | Posted on May 12, 2008 6:56 AM