Next fight: Then Zach and Grimace go at it. I'm tired of transcribing fights, but suffice it to say that after they yell for what seems like forever, "Model" tries to interrupt them hollerin' at Zach about knowing how to treat a lady and sounds exactly like a dog-barking. Exactly. It's would also be fascinating if it weren't damaging to your nervous system. So Chris steps in and it's a mess and I'm texting my friend, so I don't really know what's being said. I don't think it matters though.
Southern Hospitality
Finally people go pass out or they lose their voices or something, but thank god the hour is almost up. How many pointless fights did we have this episode? TD and Orbi talk about what votes they need to get. They say they have Grimace, James and "Model" in their camp. We shall see if that actually pans out for them. TD is hell-bent on alienating everyone in her path.
And last fight, just when you thought the coast was clear: Zach and Biggie are fighting now over the James thing. He says he was true to her and how could she say that? She finally tells him it was a way to get a vote and he should be happy and he realizes what she's saying makes sense. Especially when she adds, everyone hated him so why would I pick someone to room with that everyone hated? Ah, when insecure people get drunk. Biggie pretty much sums it up when she says they should be celebrating instead of fighting. Word 'em up. I like it better when you're all happy and slutty.
Next week there's more grilling and twisting and turning and our time in Paradise will come to an end. Who will win the Ultimate Prize and what will It be???
So, is any one going to miss this show? Who do you think will win? Does anyone actually care?
Well, I for one, love y'all and appreciate you sticking it out with me.
Next week will hopefully be sensational!
xoxo, Lady S.
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Comments (3)
I really did not understand why Hobag wasn't there, and no one even mentioned her! She was, by far, the most interesting person on this show.
Nate, however...a different story. He apparently committed suicide shortly after the show stopped taping. Sad, he was actually likable.
Lady S., I have really enjoyed your recaps. The sequel to the show has been pretty terrible, but your recaps always make me laugh out loud. I really only watch so I can laugh at your recaps later. Thanks!!
1 of 3 | Posted by ***jennifer*** | Posted on May 16, 2008 9:39 PM
I think you deserve extra combat pay for having to recap this dog of a show. Did you draw the short straw or something?
I love how Amanda/the producers instruct them to go get drunk --the only hope that something might actually go down in 'paradise.'
Can't wait for the 'ultimate prize' --I'm betting for a bag of chips.
And yes, they really should have brought back everyone, but at least Hobag (I hate calling her that, I actually think she was the most enjoyable character on this show, and comes off as a much sweeter personality than they originally labeled her).
2 of 3 | Posted by itchy | Posted on May 17, 2008 12:14 AM
Y'know, it it had been me in this show I would have spent more time enjoying the free vacation (plus the combat pay) and the facilities than all the trauma and hand-wringing these idiots have done. Sure, play the game and survive as long as you can, but, hell, when you're surrounded by "luxury" (that hotel looks a little cheesy to me) just kick back, enjoy the rays and drink 'til you're stupid (oh, wait...)
What I didn't understand was all the ennui, hubris and suffering these idiots display. What do they REALLY do in "real" life? I can't imagine myself "loving someone after a week or two.
It wouldn't surprise me to see Myrna working behing the counter at a greasy spoon or a nail salon or the Virgin running a dog-walking service. These broads have all the class of 8-Mile Rd. hos. The guys, they all look like they hang out hoping TMZ will get a glimpse of them. Still, better to laugh at them than have them laugh at me!
3 of 3 | Posted by talma63 | Posted on May 19, 2008 11:21 AM