And...RC and Johnny Bravo share a bed!
Still annoying even in slumber.
James is starting to think RC is in trouble. RC says that Chris challenged him talking about "where's he's from", but all footage shows the exact opposite. Chris eats popcorn, RC talks about him being from a small third world country. James and Biscuit talk about how she's RC's only option at this point because everyone else will leave him out in the cold. RC doesn't like how James isn't "playing the game" with him now that he's into Jersey.
And speaking of, how is our couple, you ask? Alas it turns out that Jersey just wants to be friends with James. James doesn't get it, not getting the hint that if a girl is spotting you in your workout, she's already relegated you to friend category.
Get RC on James's back and I might have something to write home about.
Orbi doesn't feel threatened by the two new guys and of course is totally down to make new friends! And...I'm starting to like this guy. He really IS laid back. Even if he doesn't open his eyes all the way. And I guess it figures because the person he is named after (Orbi, Roy Orbison's son, that was on Vh1's The Rock Life) was my favorite member of Whitestarr when I watched it this summer. And it was partly because his eyes were always half-mast and he seemed like the most fun and amiable recipient of a lobotomy ever. There really is something to that.
In the name of Roy Orbison, Jr, I take it back. I totally get it.
Uncanny, right? (And I bet you didn't recognize Cisco Adler with clothes on, did ya?)
Hobag, Chris and Biscuit do a cheer spelling out "Dick" for some inexplicable reason.
You ain't got nothin' to cheer about, sister.
The girls all like the new guys, although I think people just like everyone not named "Raheim". I know I do. And the new guys love each other! They're already dropping the "L" word. RC realizes he's in trouble because he's the only one obviously trying to work the strategy angle constantly. RC knows the new guys are but not as blatantly or as obnoxiously.
And tonight is Pandora's Box and James has slicked his hair back again for the occasion. Orbi is up first and reads a question for Johnny Bravo, who gives his us his best nobody's home face. Why are you isolating yourself now that the new guys are here? Um, since when has anyone cared about JB and what he does? I think he wrote this to himself so he could feel relevant. Hey, JB, where'd you go, dawg? It's not the same without you swinging your nuts and berries over the breakfast table. The group TOTES miss that shizznit! Get back on it. Are you feeling down? How can we help? He says that it might be his last week there so he's just trying to enjoy Paradise in his own special way.
I've seen smarter faces on bunny rabbits.
JB asks Biggie if she is "intimidated by RC's presence". God, I wish we could know who asked these asshat questions. I bet RC asked that. These people just ask about themselves. Biggie says that he attempted to intimidate her with "strategy" and "game" talk and what not, but that she doesn't care if she's in the government anymore. And with that she secedes from The Union.
And Scorpio II is all over it. But, how did I intimidate you? RC asks. Biggie calls him out on telling her not to get too close to the new guys because he has jealousy issues. Biggie says that he has issues with being right all the time and just says you're right, you're right to shut him up. Play dead, girl. That's really all you can do. Then he makes a comment saying that guys have been too much in her crotch and not her mind. It's quite rude.
And here's my visual, bitch.
Biggie Dolls with grills not afraid to get ghetto on your ass.
When Hobag says it's gone too far, it's gone too far.
Hobag says that it was wrong and he shouldn't have said that. RC backpedals and says he never would have not given the new guys a chance. Then he says that he's never had anything against the new guys and completely denies saying that he has jealousy issues. And he says that Biggie is ABSOLUTELY a liar. Biggie is pissed. Biggie has a good line about him not being able to handle this question when it is suggested they move on and RC comes back saying that he is ready to go all night, but the group overrules. Thankfully.
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Comments (2)
OK, I too could not believe they did not get rid of RC at the pandora's box. I think that the originals have some sort of bond though, so maybe that why. It was stupid to get rid of Johnny though, bc he is the least threat to anyone.
OK, when did Biggie get a retainer? I never noticed it before this epidosde and it was really evident every time she spoke.
I can say this bc I'm from NJ, but Lauren looked SO Jersey at the elimination! The makeup, the hat, the braids...it was like walking down the boardwalk at the jersey shore! Also, she comes out with some sort of southern accent sometimes when she talks and it really bothers me bc no one from NJ speaks that way.
RC was so annoying and I also think I would have stopped watching had he not been eliminated. What was with his feeling of entitlement. I wanted to throw something at him!
1 of 2 | Posted by yankeesfan | Posted on April 1, 2008 7:12 AM
They go in the pool because the mikes don't work there. they say they are horny because it gives the viewer a mental image of them doing something than what they are really doing. we think, "yeah, sexy time!" When they are really just talking out with freedom from the microphones.
2 of 2 | Posted by smaile | Posted on April 1, 2008 3:58 PM