TD asks all the women in paradise. Who would they like to see leave Paradise tonight? And with that question Amanda suddenly appears with an arm around TD's shoulder to clear up the confusion. Apparently "The Hotel" has decided to place a question in the box tonight. Figures that the only good question came from a building.
On behalf of the hotel, I'd like to announce you all ask stupid questions.
Pandora's Box is now a "ballot box". Yeah! The girls are going to to vote for who they want to go home and the guys each give a little speech on why they want to stay. No one really has much to say. RC just says he doesn't have any hard feelings if they send him home. Who is not going to vote for him?
The girls get to circle the name making it as easy as possible. And then Amanda tallies the votes. HOLY HELL THEY VOTED OFF JOHNNY BRAVO. How close was this vote? This sucks. I don't want to watch this anymore. I'm so depressed. Johnny exits with a little "my time to go" speech and does a flip for Orbi. I'm still waiting to see Orbi's dance, all these little inside jokes we don't get to be a part of.
So after this shocking incident, everyone hits the bar and I shed a tear for having at least twenty more minutes with this douchebag, if not another episode. Hobag keeps it real though and tells us that she doesn't think she was true to herself. She said that Johnny was annoying, but she made a decision based on other people. She saw someone else's "true colors" and feels bad. Me, too, girl. At least Johnny didn't make bad civil government metaphors.
Then RC pulls the boys aside and says that James and Scorp didn't defend him. He said that they didn't say anything when his "character" was challenged. James tries to tell him that they girls do get scared of him when he drinks. Of course, RC gets touchy, moody, defensive. This is painful. He talks about "playing the game" some more.
Man love is just as hard as regular dating, dude. How many times do I have to tell you?
There is a weird exchange between Biggie and Chris were Biggie says that she has to get in the pool urgently and adds she's horny, like the pool will help with that. I don't get the little vignettes like this. The pool makes them act weird.
The new guys, TD and Biggie all strategize. And Chris is emerging as the new RC, which Scorp totally calls. Chris wants to get rid of Jersey and Hobag. And Scorp. Dayum. Who does he think he is?
At lunch the next day, we get the Sexy Messenger with an envelope for Chris. Roommate selection night. Bisky feels bad about the tension with the boys. Especially with RC because she can tell he thinks he's going home. Oh, poor RC. The new guys like Bisky, but they think she might need to go home, too. She tells Chris that people are scheming and backstabbing and he plays dumb.
The guys pack and Scorp waxes exhausted about what a tough week it's been. He also tells us that he doesn't have all the answers, even though EVERYONE comes to him with their problems. And then he graciously admits that he doesn't have all the answers. But he wishes he did. So he could help everyone. Bisky cries about how she's everyone's second choice. And that she wishes it were a girls' elimination so she could just go him.
I'm just one scorpio. How can I be expected to cause all the psychological damage in the world?
TD giggles at the new guys because it's their first elimination. Oh, TD you know everything. Everyone thinks Chris needs to watch himself with RC. Aaron says that he hasn't been in the game for fourteen days. Huh? They've only been there 14 days? I've been there for six damn weeks. I really do exist in a time warp.
I wanna be Alphabutt.
RC says they should have gotten rid of Chris last night to Jersey. Jersey doesn't want to see him go home? WTF? They need to watch the dailies with Amanda. I'm not understanding how anyone could like this individual unless they are seriously seriously inebriated every moment they are here. Jersey says that the warring factions are the six originals (minus raheim) and the three new people (Aaron, Chris, Biggie) plus TD. Who's gonna take control of Paradise?
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Comments (2)
OK, I too could not believe they did not get rid of RC at the pandora's box. I think that the originals have some sort of bond though, so maybe that why. It was stupid to get rid of Johnny though, bc he is the least threat to anyone.
OK, when did Biggie get a retainer? I never noticed it before this epidosde and it was really evident every time she spoke.
I can say this bc I'm from NJ, but Lauren looked SO Jersey at the elimination! The makeup, the hat, the braids...it was like walking down the boardwalk at the jersey shore! Also, she comes out with some sort of southern accent sometimes when she talks and it really bothers me bc no one from NJ speaks that way.
RC was so annoying and I also think I would have stopped watching had he not been eliminated. What was with his feeling of entitlement. I wanted to throw something at him!
1 of 2 | Posted by yankeesfan | Posted on April 1, 2008 7:12 AM
They go in the pool because the mikes don't work there. they say they are horny because it gives the viewer a mental image of them doing something than what they are really doing. we think, "yeah, sexy time!" When they are really just talking out with freedom from the microphones.
2 of 2 | Posted by smaile | Posted on April 1, 2008 3:58 PM