So it's elimination time! No one is safe, Amanda reminds them. And they can choose anyone they want. Aaron is up first and he picks TD, unsurprisingly. So much class, so much beauty, he says, while she smugs it up. They are two little peas in a pod.
A proclivity for badly patterned shirts is a powerful bond.
Chris is up and walks right to Biggie. Sneaky Amanda mentions that even though they've been roommates when the sun goes down she's off to Ryan. Chris demures and says that's none of his business, which Biggie responds to with a smile. We all like a little discretion, honey. Scorp goes to Hobag. Aw, they're happy. Scorp says they're absolutely going beyond Paradise Hotel. Nametag alert! It's been two weeks!
RC of course has to be dramatic about the whole thing and takes up ten minutes of screen time pacing in front of every girl, like it's an interpretive dance of inner scorpio turmoil. Finally he picks Biscuit, unsurprisingly. Play on the wimpy virgin. Smart move, Rumsfeld. She actually is like Taiwan to your US of A.
All that's missing is a little impromptu spoken word for maximum douche factor.
James is up and Amanda says that he's been close with Biscuit, but he also like Jersey. He tells Amanda it's because she's the "total package", "TP". I hope some guy calls me the abbreviation for toilet paper in public someday. What a compliment. James picks Jersey, the TP, and now it's down to Orbi and he even admits to Amanda that he only kind of knows who he's going to. He says he's big on "reaction" though. Maybe his philosophy courses must have been better than mine because I have no idea what this means. Like, Newton's third law rocks his world? Anyway he goes to Bisky, too. Yeah! And he says that he went up to them because he thinks that RC is the most vulnerable. And I'm not the only one that's glad to see Rumsfeld in the hot seat!
Check out the happy face on this fool.
And it's time for Bisky to tell the guys what she thinks of them. It sucks she says! She starts crying. But she doesn't even parlay a back and forth but just says flat out that she's going to choose Orbi. Fuck. Yeah.
And dejected, our SOD walks over to Amanda. She tells RC that it feels like a lifetime since he's been here. Word. Would he do anything differently? He says that he would have told Biggie not to pick him. It ALL would have turned out differently if it hadn't been for Biggie. Yeah, because you weren't screaming about dancing like a gigolo freaking everyone out beforehand.
Amanda still mocks you.
Surprisingly he says he'll miss Jersey the most. "By far" he'll miss her the most. Wha?? What happened to his BFF James? As he walks down the exit line he hugs everyone except Biggie. James and RC cry.
I just can't quit you.
Keep on walkin', Rumsfeld.
Marry Boff Kill: Winner, Orbi, Loser, RC, Most Annoying RC. Kill RC in two fashions again. Marry Orbi. I've so come around.
So are all the originals on the chopping block? Are we excited to get a new hot ho in the house?
I really do apologize for being late again! I start a new show on Thursday so I have to execute some time management this week. Thanks for sticking with!
xoxo, Lady S
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Comments (2)
OK, I too could not believe they did not get rid of RC at the pandora's box. I think that the originals have some sort of bond though, so maybe that why. It was stupid to get rid of Johnny though, bc he is the least threat to anyone.
OK, when did Biggie get a retainer? I never noticed it before this epidosde and it was really evident every time she spoke.
I can say this bc I'm from NJ, but Lauren looked SO Jersey at the elimination! The makeup, the hat, the braids...it was like walking down the boardwalk at the jersey shore! Also, she comes out with some sort of southern accent sometimes when she talks and it really bothers me bc no one from NJ speaks that way.
RC was so annoying and I also think I would have stopped watching had he not been eliminated. What was with his feeling of entitlement. I wanted to throw something at him!
1 of 2 | Posted by yankeesfan | Posted on April 1, 2008 7:12 AM
They go in the pool because the mikes don't work there. they say they are horny because it gives the viewer a mental image of them doing something than what they are really doing. we think, "yeah, sexy time!" When they are really just talking out with freedom from the microphones.
2 of 2 | Posted by smaile | Posted on April 1, 2008 3:58 PM