The SOD sits with Bisky and tells her about his strategy for the day, which is just an excuse to tell her that later on he's going to have sex. He wants to keep his roommate's sex situation under wraps. She nods politely.
At dinner they make a toast to getting along. Ah, the oft ill-fated toast. And it turns out our new black guy, Chris, is into Biggie. RC says that he's as cocky as he is, so there's gonna be heat.
Back in the Secretary of Defense's room that night, he's threatening Biggie again. He says that if he can't trust her she has no business being in the room. She tells him that she was even afraid to walk in with the new guys at their arrival today. He tells her that if she wants to be part of the government, she can't speak. OMFG. Is this legal?
First of all, you're going to have to get a good campaign manager. Keep in mind you have to have a solid platform on tax reform and the environment.
Biggie of course responds that she doesn't speak. RC needs to get checked. She even has to ask him permission to swim with her top off. RC HAS to be a scorpio. Way to turn a girl on. You're gonna get some with that approach. Bitches love threats.
So it's nighttime and time to party. Aaron and TD seem to be hitting it off. AND...RC is a scorpio!! I deduce this because he hear him telling Aaron that Mike is October and he is November, obviously clarifying which side of Scorpio he's on. I know a scorpio from a mile away. Mine is totally pulling some Mike level want-a-nametag-don't-want-a-nametag BS and I'm ready to find Hobag's myspace and do some SoCal commiserating.
Shock: people are doing shots. The naked people (Hobag, Orbi and Biggie) decide to explore the lesser known parts of the pool. To talk philosophy. Btw, I want a Biggie doll.
Biggie dolls like to piss off scorpios.
Going outside of pool bounds freaks RC out hardcore. They went to a part of the pool that people NEVER go to, so it MUST be fishy! He chases them down screaming (voice raising three octaves now), Y'all TRY TO HIIIIDE!!?!?
Paranoia, paranoia, everybody's comin' to get me.
TD is still dishing with the new guys, who want to know the order of power here. RC, Mike then James. They know how to talk and persuade their way into things. The guys are horny so Biggie will be there for a while.
And then we see the two blondies sneaking off! Who knew you could exit the pool straight into a room?? Awesome!
Who even notices nudity when this genius architectural feature treats your eyes?
Obri and Biggie take a shower together and start making out. Of course everyone is peeking. RC gets right up in there and tries to see through the woven wicker door. Hobag and Jersey run around their room for some unknown reason and we get some shots of Hobag flying back and forth from bed to couch. Even the new guys go over and Bisky says that she made EYE CONTACT with Biggie. But she does report to RC that nothing was happening.
But RC just rolls on over and starts talking to Orbi in the show like it's perfectly acceptable to come talk to people while they're showering. And...HOLD UP, is he getting head from Biggie?? "That's nice." RC says. Oh, he totally is. Orbi's got a smile on his face and everything. And then RC gets all surprised when he says that he needs some room. In fact he gets mad.
What? I can't come in?
Meanwhile, Scorp and James are having a conversation about RC (the timing seems contrived) and RC screams "JAAAMES!!!" and busts into the room blaring that Orbi is in "SERIOUS TROUBLE". He is DONE because he told him to "Back Off" after he walked into his romantic shower. Uh, did he expect an invite? What else was he supposed to say when someone walks in on him getting head in the shower?
I don't get it. Rumsfeld always gets invited to shower fellatio viewings.
RC says he knows the truth about Orbi now, which is that he's the "Devil". Um, that's what he says about everyone. Oh, wait. He will now DESTROY him. Obviously, no one seems into this idea. And guess what time he says it is...That's right! Game time! Scorp calls him out and says that he's being ridiculous and shady. But RC comes back swinging saying that if he can't trust Scorp then Scorp shouldn't be there, either!
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Comments (3)
I love the fact that everything can be overheard in paradise through a bedroom door.
The shower scene was awesome. I cannot wait for RC to GOOOOO!!!!!!
1 of 3 | Posted by DG_2 | Posted on March 21, 2008 12:31 PM
RC is such a hypcrite it's hard to watch him! He says sharing and caring and then blames Orbi for not sharing and caring when he was in the shower with Biggie?? WHAT?!?! He makes zero sense! And the comments he makes to Biggie? I really hope he goes home next week.
2 of 3 | Posted by yankeesfan | Posted on March 21, 2008 12:54 PM
This recap is a work of art. Thank you for putting into words what we all are thinking.I will be looking forward to your recap next week more than the actual show!
3 of 3 | Posted by susana456 | Posted on March 22, 2008 8:33 AM