In a parallel story line three of the contestants who were blindfolded were not interrogated by some Vegas magician but were instead taken to the airport where they were put on a plane and essentially kicked off the show. One of the banished was the grating sorority chanter Athena, I honestly couldn't see who the other two were. I think the producers might have just realized (only fifteen minutes into the first episode) that 18 was too many and that some people had to go for time and logistics sake. As Andy Warhol said "everyone has their fifteen minutes of fame, does anyone have any tapes of Duran Duran videos I can masturbate to"? Well to Athena, and the two girls standing behind her good luck on the next boring 69 years 344 days 23 hours and 45 minutes of your empty meaningless lives.
After a night of sleep in their skank-wear the contestants were summoned to the hangar of the Van Nuys airport for what was deemed an "industrial strength" make-over. The makeovers were sponsored by American industrial giants, U.S. Steel and General Motors. Proof again that the fundamentals of the American economy and its industrial strength are sound. Nothing says industry like gay dudes applying eyeliner.
Only on this show would someone brag about "sleeping in ditches".
Cayley, Michelle and Brian all refused the makeover. That anyone could be so vain to appear on this show but not vain enough to get a makeover stuns me. I'm a fat white guy with breasts. I drink Bush Light out of a can. If someone offered me a free makeover I WOULD TAKE IT.
On another note this makeover was in aid of all the contestants AND Paris going to some Red Carpet Event for the toilet paper tabloid IN TOUCH magazine. Next time you hear Paris Hilton whine about her over abundance of press coverage, remember this moment.
On another, ANOTHER note. Paris also said this about walking on the Red Carpet. "Working it isn't easy." Please see former point on John McCain getting his genitals slammed in for ten years to clarify definition(s) of what is and is not "easy".
The last plot point of the episode occurred when Vanessa (who claims to be loyal and caring) decided to tell on Kiki ("people hate me because I'm beautiful") for saying she was home sick and she wanted to leave during the make-over. For this, Vanessa was rewarded by Paris declaring her essentially the "mole" of the show. Vanessa then proceeded to tell everyone in the BFF mansion that she was the mole. I really hope Vanessa never goes into law enforcement. She would be the worst undercover agent ever.
YAY! I'm so telling on you!
Anyway, it came down to the three unmade over idiots as to who was going to be booted out of the BFF mansion. It was Michelle. She's gone. I honestly don't know how this happened. Everyone voted for Kiki to be gone but then Paris decided Michelle was out. Apparently Paris used the Supreme Court's logic in Bush v. Gore.
Just remember, don't let your house get foreclosed or your cable cut off so you can watch this stupid show and read my even dumber recap.
Later!
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Comments (2)
fantastic breakdown of the sad BUT must must watch little show. cant wait to see what Paris's little minions have in store for us.
Heres a bit of info that may help the future enjoyment factor.....Kayley aka dirty oldman...is the grandaughter of hollywood royalty Clark Gable....and there was a most fetching picture of her being dragged around the ground by onch on TMZ the other day.....we need a drinking game to go with this show.....ideas anybody?
1 of 2 | Posted by nubby17 | Posted on October 9, 2008 6:59 AM
"Homosexuality however is a crime against Jesus, Buddha and John Wayne. Bryan is going to hell. Maybe if he wins this contest he will have a friend to spend time with as his flesh eternally burns."
Heyyyy, where's the "LOL" that's supposed to go with this part?
love, J-Mo :)
P.S. BTW, as besties with Peter North, I'm sure he's told you all about how he used to do a whole bunch of gay porn under the name Matt Ramsey, right? Oh, he didnt? Well, in that case... yup, he sure did!
2 of 2 | Posted by J-Mo | Posted on October 9, 2008 2:48 PM