By Amanda
I am happy to report that a bunch of people got killed this week on Passions. If you would like to mourn their passing along with me, you will have to read the recap to find out who bit it. But this week’s episodes weren’t all violence and pain – there was also some spiritual uplift, in the person of one Mr. Pope Benedict XVI! That’s right, His Holiness was a character on Passions this week, and he even wore his famous red shoes. If that doesn’t inspire you to go out and live your life as a better person, I don’t know what will.
There were quite a few storylines that didn’t appear on Friday’s show, so I will briefly recap those first. Let’s start with Siren. At the end of last week, Miguel and Siren were about to have sex on the beach. Her tail kept appearing and reappearing because it was sort of in a pool of water, and her tail appears when her legs get wet. Miguel never noticed this. Or rather, he did notice that he FELT a huge fish tail touching his legs, but Siren managed to obstruct his view so that he never actually saw it, and that was good enough for him.
Is that a big, enormous fish-tail in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Ultimately, Kay stopped the big consummation from happening by getting her daddy Sam, the chief of police, to arrest Miguel for indecent exposure. Miguel and Siren claimed that they were just innocently kissing on the beach, but Sam busted them by pointing out that they had condoms with them. So Miguel got tossed in the clink. He was pretty angry and told Sam that he knows Kay is behind this and that it’s all because she thinks Siren is a mermaid.
Sam confronted Kay about thinking Siren is a mermaid, and she made the “Weird things happen in Harmony, so why not this?” argument. Sam also hinted around that Kay might still be in love with Miguel.
Ivy appeared this week, for the first time in – months? I seriously did not know she was still on this show. Maybe this means there is still hope for T.C. and Liz. Anyway, Ivy and Sam are planning their wedding, and Kay and Fox are supposed to be planning theirs too, but the whole time, Ivy and Kay are secretly scheming about how to break up each other’s relationships.
Back in Rome, we saw what I guess was the end of the Spike storyline – thank goodness. First Noah hauled Spike over to Lena’s room, triumphantly announcing that he had figured out that Spike was the one who killed Lena’s partner way back when. Lena then turned the tables on Noah, pulling out a gun and telling him that she and Spike had been working together all along.
Doesn’t this gun make me look cool?
Noah was completely baffled, and he then became extra-mad when it turned out that Maya was in on the whole thing too. You see, it was all a plot by Alistair to keep Noah away from Fancy. Maya only participated because Alistair threatened to kill her family.
Apparently, the next step in this particular evil plan was to kill Jessica. Oh, yeah, she was in the room too because Noah was in the middle of rescuing her from Spike last week when he figured out that Spike was the killer, so he just brought her with him over to Lena’s room.
Spike pulled a gun on Jessica, but he really didn’t want to kill her. Somehow, some people got away from other people, and chase chase chase, lame lame lame, and finally Lena somehow got electrocuted and died. (If you must know, it had to do with the lightning that Alistair caused when he was messing around with the chalice elsewhere in town.) BODY COUNT FOR THIS WEEK: 1.
After all the running around, Spike and Jessica ended up in some little basement room together. She kind of talked him out of killing her by acting like she was still into him, which was gross, but then she got his gun and pulled it on him. His feelings were totally hurt.
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Comments (2)
Lena's electrocution was funny, she looked like a burnt french fry.
Glad Maya is dead and gone, she was the worst daytime actress, ever. Sadly, I suspect that Maya may be hanging on the edge of the building someplace.
I still think Theresa (Lindsay Korman) is a pretty bad actress too, and she looks like a monkey.
KH
1 of 2 | Posted by KatiesHole
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Posted on June 19, 2006 4:08 PM
Darn it, I've become hooked on this show again.
2 of 2 | Posted by Ubiquitous
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Posted on June 21, 2006 11:09 AM