Crazy Like A Fox - 
by Amanda
Passions!
Chad and Whitney gaze down at their no-longer-incest-born son, Miles. They fondle each other and gush about how happy they are that they can be together now. Just in case we had forgotten how disgusting this storyline was, Chad recalls that when he and Whitney thought they were brother and sister, they continued to lust after each other the whole time. Whitney says nothing will ever tear them apart now, and Chad gazes off into the distance, reminding us that he is carrying around some sort of secret.
Over at Tabitha's house, it's been pretty much non-stop action since my last recap. First of all, Kay and Tabitha succeeded in completing the spell to lift the Mermaid's Curse from Fox, so that he can be free to have sex with mortal women (Kay) again. However, there's a catch: The last part of the spell required Kay to make Fox angry enough to kill, which she did by causing him to walk in on her and Miguel making out. Fox never let on that he'd seen anything; instead, he went for a walk and talked to Julian, who is newly bitter and evil himself over his failing relationship with Eve. Julian brought out the worst in Fox, and ever since then, Fox has been hiding the fact that he saw Kay and Miguel together. He has secretly turned evil and has been plotting Miguel's murder in a variety of ways. (The hilarious clipgasm posted by B-Side is one of Fox's murder fantasies.)
Right now, Fox is trying to convince Kay to move up their wedding date and marry him immediately. I guess this is part of some sick revenge plot. In any case, she's hemming and hawing and trying to get out of it. She tells him that they can't get married without their parents there; they can move up the date, but it can't be right away. Fox flashes back to Kay steaming it up with Miguel, and he gets crazy eyes to show us that he is eeeeeeevil now. It's a sudden transformation, and I love it. They're even dressing him more evil, in a slightly goth T-shirt and kind of thuggish hair.
Thugz rule!
Theresa is ranting to Jared in her office about the lawsuit that's just been filed against Crane. There's been a ton of action in this quarter too. This guy named Stuart is suing Crane because they stole his patent and fired him years ago, and get this - Ethan is representing him. Ethan is apparently on a mission to sue Theresa simultaneously in as many venues as possible, the other being her custody fight with Julian. But the plot is thicker than it sounds. Since my last recap, Theresa slept with Jared for the first time, but Ethan walked in on them and was totally devastated. After that, Ethan and Theresa ACCIDENTALLY HAD SEX WITH EACH OTHER YET AGAIN.
Yes, that's right. Theresa and Ethan had sex, and neither of them knew it was happening. She thought he was Jared, and he thought she was Gwen. You see, they were all staying in a hotel, and there was a power failure, and Ethan went to the wrong room and climbed into the wrong bed. I know you're thinking that there must be more to it than that - were they drugged? Drunk? Hypnotized? Nope - just brain-dead, I guess. Afterward, they both freaked out and vowed never to tell anyone, and right after that is when Ethan decided to take Stuart's case, I guess as a kind of Theresa purge.
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