Sheridan is standing outside the police station mooning over Luis. She was unfortunate enough to see him making out with Fancy in the Crane pool earlier this week. I'm not sure who was more nauseated - Sheridan or me. Luis and Miguel walk out of the police station together, and Sheridan hides behind a bush. She hears Luis advising Miguel to follow his heart regarding Kay. When Sheridan hears Luis talking about how the only thing that matters is being with the person whom you love, she's deeply affected. So much so that she talks to herself, there behind the bush, about how Luis is right.
Theresa tells Jared that she can't wait to go up against Ethan in court. She thinks that the contract Stuart signed when he was working for Crane gave Crane the right to his patent. Jared warns her that Ethan is a good lawyer. Theresa says that she thinks Ethan took the case partly because he can't stand the fact that she's over him. Yes, that's right, and that's called a conflict of interest, boys and girls. Can you say "conflict of interest"? Theresa thanks Jared for turning down a proposal that Julian made to him earlier in the week, offering to pay him extra on the side if he would spy on Theresa, I guess for use in the custody case. Jared says that Theresa can trust him, and he's falling in love with her. Of course, she's keeping this pesky little secret that she just slept with Ethan about two minutes ago.
Luis tells Miguel that Luis blew it with Sheridan when he refused to believe that Marty was Sheridan's son, not Beth's. Miguel needs to make sure that he doesn't blow it too. Miguel leaves, Luis goes back inside, and Sheridan talks to herself some more about how you have to believe in love. By the way, Miguel is wearing a very girly necklace.
I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gay....
Chad and Whitney watch TV and eat popcorn as Miles sleeps. Chad pauses to pimp NFL on NBC. Then he reminisces about how he grew up on the mean streets, and so his "normal" life with Whitney is beyond his wildest dreams. They talk some more about how nothing will ever break them apart, and then they kiss. Chad's phone rings, and Whitney makes a not-joke about how it's lucky that she's not the jealous type, because Chad sure does get a lot of mysterious phone calls. He takes the call outside, where Whitney can't hear him, and says, "Yeah, I can see you tonight. I missed you too." Now, all this time I've been assuming that we're being set up to think Chad's talking to a girlfriend, when he's really talking to some sort of secret-agent contact. But I have to admit that "I missed you" seems like an awfully strange thing to say to one's boss or fellow spy, so maybe he really is a big cheater. Chad tells the person on the phone that he can meet him/her in about thirty minutes in the usual place. He also looks out the window and says he can see him/her, so apparently they're right across the street or something.
Fox covers Kay's eyes and walks her into the living room for a surprise. He's very creepy as he fondles her and mutters into her ear about their past and the way they fell in love. He's wearing excessive jewelry that makes him look even more shady. Fox talks about trust and how if it's broken, things can never be the same. He asks Kay if she still trusts him and if she would ever betray him. She thinks out loud inside her own head, wondering if he saw her making out with Miguel. Finally he uncovers her eyes and reveals the surprise. It's a candlelit dinner.
One watch on each wrist??
Kay tells Fox how much she loves her surprise and how wonderful he is. Then he gives her a necklace. She is genuinely touched by how well he treats her, and she obviously feels a little guilty about the makeout session with Miguel, even though she was only doing it to break the Mermaid's Curse. Just then, Miguel shows up at the door with flowers. He looks in the window and sees Kay and Fox at the romantic candlelit table.
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Comments (11)
I read the first 5 or 8 lines and asked myself, "What the hell is wrong with me?"
Now I'm gonna go get a beer, a cigarette, and question my existence.
1 of 11 | Posted by geewits
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Posted on September 10, 2006 1:34 AM
Nooooooooo! No more Passions recaps for almost a whole month? What will I do? Knit? Read a book? Naah, I'll probably just catch up with some of the other recaps here that I haven't had time to read yet.
Still, I am pained by this turn of events - 3 whole weeks! Where else can you read that a witch has contracted a virus and must fly to Saturn to get a cure - and that's not even snark, that's a straight-up storyline from the show. Brilliant! I wouldn't even be able to sit and actually watch this crap but thank you for doing it for the rest of us.
2 of 11 | Posted by bdos88
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Posted on September 10, 2006 2:34 PM
What makes this show even more fun to watch is keeping tabs of daily quotas.
1. Shirtless guy
2. Someone saying "make love"
3. Someone saying "seduce"
4. Someone saying "Damn you _____"
5. Counting the memory flashbacks
Bonus: Someone saying "straight shooter" or "on the up and up".
I also loved the scene where Luis was roughing up Spike to try getting information and he then told Fancy it's perfectly legal to sneak up and strangle the guy because it's called "baiting". unreal.
the same scene had Luis socking Spike in the gut like he's a punching bag and then Spike slipping on spilled whiskey and screaming "DAMN YOU, LUIS!!! AAGGHH!!" That's a classic scene.
3 of 11 | Posted by tikilights
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Posted on September 10, 2006 4:40 PM
I sooo hate what they have done to the Fox character. Kudos on catching the different hairstyle, I keep thinking they really need to cut his hair but it does make sense that it is for the "attitude."
In other news: OOPS, Theresa and Ethan slept together! Baby number 3 much? Will she play it off as Jared's? Do I need to get a life!
4 of 11 | Posted by Megolopolis
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Posted on September 10, 2006 8:44 PM
it would be sooo like those idiots that write this show to make Theresa pregnant.
That woman has gotten pregnant every time she's had sex. No exaggeration either.
She got pregnant when she slept with Ethan for the first time (but she was already preg. when she slept with Julian so that doesn't count) and then she got pregnant after she stole Gwen's embryos and slept with Ethan for a second time.
... why do I watch this show? Its ridiculous and I hate the writing and half of the actors. But there's something sordidly addictive about it... God help me.
5 of 11 | Posted by shia0bundan
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Posted on September 10, 2006 8:53 PM
I love how Theresa just lets some guy into her hotel room rolls over, spreads her legs, boinks him good and doesn't look at his face. What a slut. It could of been the chef, desk clerk, bartender, butcher, baker, candle stick maker. She wouldn't care. What a whore!
KH
6 of 11 | Posted by KatiesHole
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Posted on September 11, 2006 4:41 AM
Theresa and Ethan were drunk. She'd been drinking since early that day around lunch and he'd started drinking after he'd walked in and saw her having sex with Jared.
Theresa didn't let him in her room. She had gone to bed after Jared left to go look for some candles and was asleep when Ethan stumbled into her room that for some reason the door had once again been opened and he climbed into bed with her.
7 of 11 | Posted by Jyoti
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Posted on September 11, 2006 10:06 AM
Doesn't matter how 'drunk' she was, she's still a slut. Only sluts do not look at the men they are doing, plain and simple.
KH
8 of 11 | Posted by KatiesHole
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Posted on September 11, 2006 3:26 PM
I suspect that's as far back as the writers' memories go.
Ah, so now I know why someone wearing an aviary suit was pretending to be Tabitha!
9 of 11 | Posted by Ubiquitous
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Posted on September 12, 2006 10:35 AM
Like Jyoti says, they were both drunk. In fact I think that when Ethan was stumpling around taking off his pants he mumbled something about how drunk he was...
re: "Pacific Rim Project" - Wow, I'm surprised nobody ran with the connotations of this...
Siren - her role is coming to an end, Brandi Burkhardt has been let go according to a news release. Too bad they couldn't ever give her a decent plotline!
tikilights - Whenever they say "make love" it makes me squirm and want to hurl. Seriously - can't they say anything else? ANYTHING?
10 of 11 | Posted by jennae
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Posted on September 13, 2006 4:02 PM
Are the passions recaps done for?????? Nooooo!
11 of 11 | Posted by jennae
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Posted on October 20, 2006 1:10 PM