Miguel continues to spy through the window and talk to himself about his feelings for Kay. He still blames himself for leaving Kay and Maria when he was searching for Charity. He says that he and Kay are meant to be a family with their daughter. Inside the house, Kay and Fox slow-dance. They're both dressed very casually, which is a little bit incongruous with the fancy dinner setup. In a very psycho-killer tone of voice, Fox tells Kay that she belongs to him, body and soul. She doesn't seem disturbed at all, but just in case we were wondering if he's psychotic or not, he thinks out loud inside his head some more about how Kay belongs to him.
Chad shows up for his rendezvous and starts to get into the shower with someone.
Okay, definitely not his boss. I hope.
Spike sits at Chris's desk and leafs through the banking codes. He hears someone coming, so he grabs his trusty switchblade and hides. Theresa walks into the room and says that Chris must have forgotten to lock up. She notices that the bank codes are out on the desk, so she locks those in the desk. Just as she turns out the light, someone grabs her shoulder. We're supposed to think it's Spike, but it's totally Jared or Ethan. That's our big cliffhanger.
Other stuff that's happened since my last recap: Juliet Mills, who plays Tabitha, seems to have gone on vacation. The storyline explanation is that she's contracted a "witches' virus" and has to fly to Saturn for a cure; Kay will babysit Endora. Meanwhile, though, the show had a different actress playing Tabitha for the first couple of days of this vacation, and it was pretty damn funny how they did that. They put Tabitha in a full-body beekeeper suit and mask to keep her from spreading the disease, and they had her explain that the disease caused her to look and sound different. The person inside the beekeeper suit was at least a head shorter than Juliet Mills, and although she had an English accent, other than that she sounded completely different. It was, er, creative recasting. I hope the real Tabby is not gone too long.
There was more of the usual with Julian and Eve, where they tried to have dinner together but she had to leave because of T.C. Simone and her girlfriend Rae double-dated with Paloma and her boyfriend Roberto. Fancy refused to quit the police academy, even though Luis said he can't date her as long as she's a cadet. Martin Lopez-Fitzgerald briefly showed his face and explained that he hasn't visited Pilar at the hospital because she won't let him. Oh, and Jessica got attacked again, and Paloma rescued her again. This is virtually a daily occurrence. This time, Spike actually set Jessica up; he was trying to pimp her for profit without her knowledge. It was sad because Jess thinks Spike really loves her. And I don't think we've seen the last of Siren, despite the apparent end of the Mermaid's Curse.
Previews: Miguel tells Kay that he loves her. Theresa tells Ethan that he has to let her go, and he says he can't. Sheridan tells Luis that she can't leave Chris. And unfortunately, I have to go away on a three-week business trip to a country where there is no Passions, so it will be a while until my next recap. Please watch the show for me while I'm gone!
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Comments (11)
I read the first 5 or 8 lines and asked myself, "What the hell is wrong with me?"
Now I'm gonna go get a beer, a cigarette, and question my existence.
1 of 11 | Posted by geewits
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Posted on September 10, 2006 1:34 AM
Nooooooooo! No more Passions recaps for almost a whole month? What will I do? Knit? Read a book? Naah, I'll probably just catch up with some of the other recaps here that I haven't had time to read yet.
Still, I am pained by this turn of events - 3 whole weeks! Where else can you read that a witch has contracted a virus and must fly to Saturn to get a cure - and that's not even snark, that's a straight-up storyline from the show. Brilliant! I wouldn't even be able to sit and actually watch this crap but thank you for doing it for the rest of us.
2 of 11 | Posted by bdos88
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Posted on September 10, 2006 2:34 PM
What makes this show even more fun to watch is keeping tabs of daily quotas.
1. Shirtless guy
2. Someone saying "make love"
3. Someone saying "seduce"
4. Someone saying "Damn you _____"
5. Counting the memory flashbacks
Bonus: Someone saying "straight shooter" or "on the up and up".
I also loved the scene where Luis was roughing up Spike to try getting information and he then told Fancy it's perfectly legal to sneak up and strangle the guy because it's called "baiting". unreal.
the same scene had Luis socking Spike in the gut like he's a punching bag and then Spike slipping on spilled whiskey and screaming "DAMN YOU, LUIS!!! AAGGHH!!" That's a classic scene.
3 of 11 | Posted by tikilights
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Posted on September 10, 2006 4:40 PM
I sooo hate what they have done to the Fox character. Kudos on catching the different hairstyle, I keep thinking they really need to cut his hair but it does make sense that it is for the "attitude."
In other news: OOPS, Theresa and Ethan slept together! Baby number 3 much? Will she play it off as Jared's? Do I need to get a life!
4 of 11 | Posted by Megolopolis
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Posted on September 10, 2006 8:44 PM
it would be sooo like those idiots that write this show to make Theresa pregnant.
That woman has gotten pregnant every time she's had sex. No exaggeration either.
She got pregnant when she slept with Ethan for the first time (but she was already preg. when she slept with Julian so that doesn't count) and then she got pregnant after she stole Gwen's embryos and slept with Ethan for a second time.
... why do I watch this show? Its ridiculous and I hate the writing and half of the actors. But there's something sordidly addictive about it... God help me.
5 of 11 | Posted by shia0bundan
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Posted on September 10, 2006 8:53 PM
I love how Theresa just lets some guy into her hotel room rolls over, spreads her legs, boinks him good and doesn't look at his face. What a slut. It could of been the chef, desk clerk, bartender, butcher, baker, candle stick maker. She wouldn't care. What a whore!
KH
6 of 11 | Posted by KatiesHole
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Posted on September 11, 2006 4:41 AM
Theresa and Ethan were drunk. She'd been drinking since early that day around lunch and he'd started drinking after he'd walked in and saw her having sex with Jared.
Theresa didn't let him in her room. She had gone to bed after Jared left to go look for some candles and was asleep when Ethan stumbled into her room that for some reason the door had once again been opened and he climbed into bed with her.
7 of 11 | Posted by Jyoti
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Posted on September 11, 2006 10:06 AM
Doesn't matter how 'drunk' she was, she's still a slut. Only sluts do not look at the men they are doing, plain and simple.
KH
8 of 11 | Posted by KatiesHole
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Posted on September 11, 2006 3:26 PM
I suspect that's as far back as the writers' memories go.
Ah, so now I know why someone wearing an aviary suit was pretending to be Tabitha!
9 of 11 | Posted by Ubiquitous
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Posted on September 12, 2006 10:35 AM
Like Jyoti says, they were both drunk. In fact I think that when Ethan was stumpling around taking off his pants he mumbled something about how drunk he was...
re: "Pacific Rim Project" - Wow, I'm surprised nobody ran with the connotations of this...
Siren - her role is coming to an end, Brandi Burkhardt has been let go according to a news release. Too bad they couldn't ever give her a decent plotline!
tikilights - Whenever they say "make love" it makes me squirm and want to hurl. Seriously - can't they say anything else? ANYTHING?
10 of 11 | Posted by jennae
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Posted on September 13, 2006 4:02 PM
Are the passions recaps done for?????? Nooooo!
11 of 11 | Posted by jennae
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Posted on October 20, 2006 1:10 PM