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by Amanda

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This week on Passions, Alistair finally cracks the coded inscription on the chalice, so very soon we should find out what godlike powers he now possesses. Hopefully, he'll grow to be 200 feet tall and start shooting lightning bolts out of his eyes. That's my vote; what's yours? Elsewhere, Kay practically performs a striptease on top of a washing machine, and we learn some disturbing facts about the love life of Beth's aged, incontinent mother. Perhaps best of all, Spike is still alive and still pimping, and we get to see another scene in that slammin' nightspot, Prometheus. Hey, we have to enjoy Rome while we still have it. I mean, "Rome."

Kay and Miguel are doing laundry. Sexy laundry. He's shirtless and she's in a tight little T-shirt and shorts. I keep expecting this scene to devolve into a porno movie, but it never happens. Miguel waxes contemplative about missing the first year (? or more?) of their daughter Maria's life. The very, very sore subject of Siren is raised and then dropped like a hot potato, and then the washing machine starts to make a loud banging noise.

Now, remember, this is all happening at Tabitha's house - Kay, Fox, Miguel, Siren, and Maria all live there, along with Tabitha and Endora. You see, Kay moved in with Tabitha a long time ago, because she wasn't getting along with her parents. She was a single mom and Tabitha was happy to have her living there so they could be two single moms together. Plus, Kay already knew Tabitha was a witch, so there was no security risk there.

Then, Kay started dating Fox and he moved in too. Why? Fox is rich. Couldn't he get his own place, where Kay and Maria could live too? Then Miguel came back from his out-of-town search for Charity, and he moved in also, I guess so he could be close to Maria. Then, only a few weeks after that, Miguel met Siren and she moved in with him at Tabitha's after ONE DAY. (Of course, it's an important plot point that Miguel and Siren aren't sleeping together, so the fact that they are living together is even more lame.)

At this point, Tabitha is running what amounts to a flophouse. I have no idea what's in it for her - she doesn't even like Siren, and she constantly has to stay on her toes to keep Miguel and Fox from finding out she's a witch. But the good news is that Passions saves money on sets this way.

Obviously, Tabitha isn't making any money off of all these bums who crash at her house. Kay explains that the washing machine makes this loud banging noise all the time, and you just have to climb up onto it and reach behind it and do something to these wires to fix it. This is news to Miguel, which implies that this is the first time he has ever done laundry in all of his weeks in the house. Maybe this explains his lack of a shirt to do laundry in, as well as his frequent lack of a shirt generally.


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