Edna and Norma are at Alistair's hiding place, and he gives them some big stacks of cash. Unfortunately, Norma has now concluded that Alistair is her daddy, so she has another boring psychotic episode. Edna tosses out the idea of hocking the chalice for some additional cash, but Beth and J.T. explain to her that the chalice can't be sold - it's Alistair's key to becoming all-powerful. He just has to crack the code, or read the inscription, or whatever.
Luis punches the crap out of Spike when he won't give up Alistair's location. He tells Spike that he's going to be in big trouble with the law when they all get back to Harmony and Jessica testifies against him. Um, couldn't Spike just - not go back to Harmony? Why would he happily hop on the plane and fly home to face charges? He's not in any trouble with the Italian authorities, that I know of. Anyway, Spike gets Jess to drop the bombshell that they got married tonight, so she can't testify against him.
Alistair finally finds the key to the chalice inscription in one of his books. He says a bunch of mumbo-jumbo and there's a red light, and then it gets dark, and there's an explosion noise, and the room shakes. All of the assorted villains in the room are very excited.
Thanks to All4Passions for the screencaps! Previews for Monday: Siren threatens Kay. Ethan browbeats Gwen about J.T. Luis threatens Spike.
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Comments (6)
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1 of 6 | Posted by msado
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Posted on June 26, 2006 12:59 PM
Great recap as usual. I really look forward to your recaps because no other show on television can match the level of crap that is Passions.
That brokeback joke was just awful, and I didn't get the puchline either. Just a small rant: Ang Lee makes a beautiful, poignant film about being forced to live a lie and rather than look at the issues it raises the only way that straight people can find a way to relate to this piece of art is to make it into a national joke - sheesh. Who knew hearts in anguish could be so hilarious? Rant over.
Wait a minute, Alistair was dressed as a mannish woman side-kick and would make out with Beth? Please tell me he didn't know she was his daughter at the time.
2 of 6 | Posted by bdos88
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Posted on June 26, 2006 5:10 PM
Norma said, "Make it five" because her Daddy lives inside her head. I actually found this mildly disturbing -even for Passions.
3 of 6 | Posted by Urrgghh™
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Posted on June 27, 2006 12:00 AM
BDOS.... Brokeback Mountain was as painful to watch as the Passions sequence. There are far superior movies about gay self-hatred and self-loathing out there (in fact, most gay themed movies cover that territory).
Alas, Love the recaps. And, yes, Alistair knew he was Beth's father, but Beth did not know. So, it was ok to thwart a potential lesbian's feelings....
By the way, Passions is the sillies crap on TV, but your recaps make it so much more interesting!
4 of 6 | Posted by slutty_whore
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Posted on June 27, 2006 12:57 PM
Thanks for recapping this pile
of crap. I started watching this years ago but can't stay
with it more than five min. or I feel my brain starting to rot. It's nice to know things
are the same as usual in Harmony.
5 of 6 | Posted by campfiregirl
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Posted on June 27, 2006 3:23 PM
Considering the glacial rate at which these story lines progress, I'm surprised ANYTHING ever changes.
6 of 6 | Posted by Ubiquitous
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Posted on June 29, 2006 9:27 AM