As far as I know, Miguel has only had sex once – the time he got Kay pregnant. And that time, he was under a spell to think that Kay was Charity. And afterward, he ended up stabbing Kay through the midsection with a huge metal pole when she was in the form of a big black dog, and now she can’t have any more kids, and he feels really guilty about it because he thinks that the big black dog was just a crazy hallucination of his. Yeah, it’s a long story. Poor Miguel, that’s all I’m saying.

Tune in next week to see if Kay will get to Miguel in time … or maybe the fishtail will be enough to dampen his ardor. And will Ethan actually dump Gwen now that he knows she ruined his life? And will the doctors of Harmony all lose their jobs for failing to notice the rubber mask on their coma patient? Don’t bet on it.

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stm007 Author Profile Page:

All I can think of is the mermaid episode of Futurama...


"Why couldn't she be the kind of mermaid with the girl part on the BOTTOM!?"

Vidle Author Profile Page:

The "sand" on the "beach" looks like fill dirt. What happened to Charity? It cannot be possible for this show to look cheaper.

mandymax Author Profile Page:

Couldn't the Three Dunceketeers have snuck into the MASKED BALL by, I don't know, PUTTING ON MASKS??

tikilights Author Profile Page:

I wish you could find a picture of Teresa making that long jump between planks in the ruins. I had a burst of laughter when I saw that. And when she tipped over after she barely made the jump.

I'm surprised that there was $5 million at all in their budget. I really believe that the writers think of this show as a joke. No writer can be serious and write this stuff.... Unless it's a Walker, Texas Ranger writer.

KatiesHole Author Profile Page:

Miguel must have a stick of dynamite in his pants, if he's going to penetrate that fish tail.

I love when Sheridope talks to herself. She's an imbecile, and its a riot to watch.

The whole virtual reality story makes no sense. Whitney and bad monk big Al just walked right into the Pope's chambers. They didn't have to do a thing. Whitney had that dumb headset on for weeks.

I look forward to the lower budget shows. Will be interesting. I think it will be cancelled soon, ratings are way low.

For a nun with a limp and a hunchback, she sure gets around fast.

KH

Duchovnysfan Author Profile Page:

I'm so tired of the Monk and Mermaid storyline, it's so boring and makes little sense. I love all the cooky stuff that happens on Passions but this is just boring!

I was wondering the same thing about the art gallery and the masked ball. Why? lol

Haha, I don't watch Passions, but that's funny.

Ubiquitous Author Profile Page:

Chad ran into a friendly young monk (apparently, a pre-existing friend of his)
You mean back when Chad was a street thug?

bdos88 Author Profile Page:

Love your posts. I can't wait until the the budget-reduced shows begin airing. Normally a serious reduction in budget would hurt a show but I sincerely believe that in the case of Passions this will prove to be a creative boon. Can you imagine the crap they will come up with on an even more shoe-string budget? Comedy gold!

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