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It's been a while since we've dipped our pen in the proverbial inkwell of inspiration that is Passions. Luckily, there've been some might shenanigans on the show of late, starting with this extremely literal moment from Monday's episode. A clipgasm featuring the Scissor Sisters will be forthcoming.
Back on Friday, we brought you devastating news about the untimely demise of dearest Fancy on Passions. Well, fear not. We checked in briefly today and saw that Fancy was alive and well (just as one reader suspected all along). Apparently, her recovery involved the shedding of all clothes, but hey, that's what we tune in for, right? Welcome back to this world, Fancy Pants!
As Madeyoulaugh observed earlier, it's been a tough few days for celebrity deaths. Add one more to the list: Fancy Crane. TVgasm has obtained exclusive footage of one starlet's tragic demise. Beware: the following footage may require four hankies.
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Chad and Whitney gaze down at their no-longer-incest-born son, Miles. They fondle each other and gush about how happy they are that they can be together now. Just in case we had forgotten how disgusting this storyline was, Chad recalls that when he and Whitney thought they were brother and sister, they continued to lust after each other the whole time. Whitney says nothing will ever tear them apart now, and Chad gazes off into the distance, reminding us that he is carrying around some sort of secret.
Over at Tabitha's house, it's been pretty much non-stop action since my last recap. First of all, Kay and Tabitha succeeded in completing the spell to lift the Mermaid's Curse from Fox, so that he can be free to have sex with mortal women (Kay) again. However, there's a catch: The last part of the spell required Kay to make Fox angry enough to kill, which she did by causing him to walk in on her and Miguel making out. Fox never let on that he'd seen anything; instead, he went for a walk and talked to Julian, who is newly bitter and evil himself over his failing relationship with Eve. Julian brought out the worst in Fox, and ever since then, Fox has been hiding the fact that he saw Kay and Miguel together. He has secretly turned evil and has been plotting Miguel's murder in a variety of ways. (The hilarious clipgasm posted by B-Side is one of Fox's murder fantasies.)