Dr. Eve made a house call and told everyone that if Kay is relieved of her mistaken belief that she and Miguel are a happy couple, it could be extremely dangerous for her health. It's a good thing they called in a doctor, because as a lay person, I would never have deduced that the proper treatment for MFD was to instruct everyone to pretend that Miguel and Kay are really engaged. Sure, I've seen similar charades gone through on soaps before, but usually they at least make a case that the victim has a heart condition and that's why finding out the truth could be fatal. With Kay, we aren't getting anything nearly that, uh, scientifically plausible.

Kay really wants to get it on with Miguel and is very loud about announcing it to everyone in the house, but Miguel manages to convince her that they should just take it easy for the night. Still, he agrees to share a bed with her, and he also makes out with her a lot. Fox and Siren are both furious, and much of the week was spent with the two of them venting their anger in various ways - Fox by yelling a lot, and Siren by hitting Kay over the head with a baseball bat, and then getting away with it in ludicrous fashion. (She convinced everyone that she was trying to kill a fly, and that Kay simultaneously fainted.)

In her current state, Kay remembers Fox as her snotty preppy neighbor. She doesn't recognize Siren but figures she must be Fox's girlfriend. Siren tried reminding Kay that she is a mermaid, but - get this - Kay thought that that sounded ridiculous. I guess the electric shock has disqualified Kay from being on Passions.

So, today, there is more kissing as a disgusted Fox and Siren look on. Tabitha and Endora are watching too, but they seem less nauseated and more reflective. Siren decides to handle the situation by putting the moves on Fox. Wow, her frustration over losing Miguel sure didn't last long - she's like, "Hey, look, there's another perfectly good man right over there." Tabby frets to Endora that Fox, like Miguel, will suffer the mermaid's curse if he makes love to Siren.

I want to know whether the extreme PDA is supposed to be part of Kay's medical condition. If not, she deserves another powerful electric shock every time she does this.