Katherine begs Pilar not to stomp off, because it would mean so much to Sheridan if Pilar stayed at the hospital. (Pilar essentially raised Sheridan after Katherine "died.") Pilar and her gigantic boobs snittily agree to stay. Chris tells both women that Sheridan is upset because Beth got away with Marty for the nine zillionth time.
Cut to Beth, Marty, and Alistair. According to Beth, they are currently "escaping on a steam train," which is very fancy-looking. Alistair says that Interpol is monitoring all cars, buses, and planes, but apparently, they aren't monitoring steam trains. He says no one would guess that the room they are in is actually a "disguised boxcar." Huh? What's it disguised as? Won't it be a dead giveaway when it starts to chug down the railroad tracks? I don't get it.
"A train disguised as a train! Ah, no one will ever suspect that. This is my best plan ever."
Beth asks Alistair if they can bring Luis with them on their escape. She says that Luis is bound to realize eventually that he loves her and wants to be with her. Alistair says no. He smashes his cell phone so Interpol can't "ping" it, and he wants to smash Beth's, too, but she lies and says she doesn't have one anymore. Alistair leaves to go check on their "connection to a former Soviet Republic." I guess there is an Evil Travel Agency housed in another car of this invisible train. Beth talks out loud inside her head about how she's going to get Luis back.
Luis is back at the hotel with Noah. Luis is only slightly the worse for wear from almost getting mauled to death by lions, and he's trying to convince Noah to get back together with Fancy. Meanwhile, Fancy is talking to her idiot friend Esme, an occasionally recurring character who is very funny when she's drunk, but gratingly annoying when she's sober. She's a younger knockoff of the women on Absolutely Fabulous. Esme tells Fancy not to waste her time talking to Noah, because Esme can tell that Fancy is falling in love with Luis. Also, Esme has a selfish agenda - earlier in the week, she unsuccessfully hit on Noah herself.
Patsy and Edina they ain't.
Fancy walks up to Luis, tells him she's falling in love with him, and starts making out with him right in front of Noah and Esme. Of course, after the commercial, this is revealed to have been Fancy's fantasy. In real life, she agrees to have a conversation with Noah. He asks what he can do to win her back.
Ethan gets out of bed with Gwen to answer his phone. Gwen is annoyed when it turns out to be Theresa. Theresa tells Ethan to be careful because she's afraid his life is in danger. He hustles her off the phone to go back to his wife. Theresa is crestfallen and whimpers to Whitney and Chad that Ethan is never going to leave Gwen. Chad is like, "Duh. That's what we've all been telling you for the last five years, you moron."
Can't blame the show for capitalizing on Liza Huber's brand-new pregnancy cleavage.
On the train, Alistair tells Beth not to do anything stupid. He's swirling an evil-looking drink. As soon as he turns his back, Beth decides to call Luis and invite him along on the train trip. She tells Luis she's glad he survived the lion attack, and she gets Marty to say hi to him on the phone. Beth asks Luis if he would be willing to get back together with her for Marty's sake. He gets smart for once and tells her yes. He's pretty clever about it, not laying it on too thick - telling her that he has a lot of misgivings about giving her another chance, but he wants Marty back, and he's already lost Sheridan, so why not give it a shot. She eats it up.
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Comments (5)
I just love to hate, and make fun of this show. It provides more entertainment and comedy than any sitcom, ever!
A lot of the actors on this show look like animals, for example:
Theresa - Monkey
Katherine - Goat
Noah - Horse
I find it hard to believe that Martin had actual sex with that old goat Katherine. She's at least 65 and Martin is supposed to be mid 40s. A few months back, goat woman showed up at Martin's naked. How scary would that be?
This show should be on Prime Time!
KH
1 of 5 | Posted by KatiesHole
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Posted on July 19, 2006 1:58 PM
Eve was the one that insisted that Theresa was pregnant with Julian's child. Theresa told her that she'd had sex with Ethan and believed that Ethan was the father but Eve the DOCTOR told her that because she was on the pill it was Julian's. Both Theresa and Ethan questioned Eve about it but she insisted that the baby couldn't be Ethan's.
Dumb all round.
2 of 5 | Posted by Jyoti
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Posted on July 19, 2006 2:01 PM
Hahahahahaha
the comment about the passions actors looking like animals totally reminded me that me and my sisters used to say the same thing! Sam is a dinosaur...maybe that doesn't really qualify as an animal but still, and if anyone used to watch the show and remembers charity...she totally looked like a mouse.
nice recap, the part about God saying, "yeah you guys are still gross" actually made me laugh out loud, great job
3 of 5 | Posted by Katella
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Posted on July 19, 2006 6:31 PM
Yay - finally a recap! :)
Theresa has a daughter as well?? Wow, I've been away from this show longer than I thought. Who fathered the daughter? And why do Gwen and Ethan have her?
4 of 5 | Posted by mandymax
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Posted on July 20, 2006 5:50 AM
This:
followed by this caption:is too funny for words. Great recap!
5 of 5 | Posted by Ubiquitous
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Posted on July 20, 2006 6:14 AM