Theresa looks like all the fight has gone out of her. Chad says that he and Whitney have to go, because they have a conference call scheduled at the Vatican. They're going to be talking to the Mother Superior back in Harmony, explaining why Whitney won't be taking her final vows. Wow, the Vatican is really generous with its telecommunications capacity. Theresa claims that she doesn't mind being ditched, and she's going to go for a walk and work on forgetting about Ethan. As soon as Theresa is alone, the psychic nun chugs up, all out of breath. She says she had a psychic vision that Theresa needs her help. Theresa asks the nun to kill her so she won't have to live without Ethan. Wow, Theresa is a really shitty mother!
Don't worry, Theresa! Help is on the way!
Katherine tells Chris to go home and get some sleep; she and Pilar will stay with Sheridan. Cut to Sheridan's dream. She's having a nightmare about Alistair and Beth. The nightmare ends with Alistair vowing to raise Marty himself, and Beth and Sheridan both screaming "No!"
Noah cuts off his relationship chat with Fancy to run a trace on Luis's phone call from Beth. Luis keeps Beth on the line by asking her about the logistics of their reunion. How are they going to duck Alistair? Beth says she'll take care of Alistair, but Luis says there's no way Alistair will let them get back together, so they'll have to shake him off and meet in a neutral location. He keeps her on the phone for a while, but finally Alistair walks in on Beth and hangs up her phone.
Theresa tells the nun that she's exhausted from losing Ethan over and over. She recaps the recent paternity-related events for the nun's benefit, and I find out that "Harvey" is actually named "Gary," but I like "Harvey" better and I'm not going to change it. The nun tells Theresa that everything happens for a reason, and nothing is permanent. It kind of sounds like she's telling Theresa that God is eventually going to bust up Ethan and Gwen's marriage. Yup, that sounds like God, all right - always on the side of adultery. Theresa says that if God's plan involves her suffering this much in the present, then she wants nothing to do with God.
Beth tries to convince Alistair that she didn't lie to him about losing her cell phone - she, um, just found it right now. Alistair tells her that she is both stupid and insane to believe that Luis wants her back and was not just keeping her on the phone to trace the call. Then he says, "I could kill your mother Edna for lying to me twenty-five years ago and telling me she was on the Pill." Wait a minute. Beth is only supposed to be twenty-five? Or maybe even twenty-four? Oh, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Just then, the train starts to move.
"I'm twenty-five? You have got to be kidding me."
Noah tells Luis that Interpol traced the call to "a steam-powered train that's sitting in a railyard outside of Rome." Unfortunately, the train is already starting to move. Noah and Luis come up with a bunch of ideas, like following the train by helicopter, parachuting onto the train, and blockading the tracks. Um, wouldn't it be really easy to have Interpol stop the train AT THE BORDER? It's a train! It can't dart in and out of traffic, or motor off across the high seas, or reroute its flight plan! A train is the single easiest type of transportation to TRACK. Because it runs on a TRACK. The similarity between those two words is not a coincidence. You can't escape from the law on a train, unless the law doesn't know which train you're on. Luis, Noah, and Fancy leave to follow that train.
Chris arrives back at his and Sheridan's house and answers his ringing phone. It's Alistair, calling to tell him that it's time for Chris to "do what [he] agreed to do." Chris says he won't, but Alistair says that if he doesn't, then Chris and Sheridan will both die.
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Comments (5)
I just love to hate, and make fun of this show. It provides more entertainment and comedy than any sitcom, ever!
A lot of the actors on this show look like animals, for example:
Theresa - Monkey
Katherine - Goat
Noah - Horse
I find it hard to believe that Martin had actual sex with that old goat Katherine. She's at least 65 and Martin is supposed to be mid 40s. A few months back, goat woman showed up at Martin's naked. How scary would that be?
This show should be on Prime Time!
KH
1 of 5 | Posted by KatiesHole
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Posted on July 19, 2006 1:58 PM
Eve was the one that insisted that Theresa was pregnant with Julian's child. Theresa told her that she'd had sex with Ethan and believed that Ethan was the father but Eve the DOCTOR told her that because she was on the pill it was Julian's. Both Theresa and Ethan questioned Eve about it but she insisted that the baby couldn't be Ethan's.
Dumb all round.
2 of 5 | Posted by Jyoti
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Posted on July 19, 2006 2:01 PM
Hahahahahaha
the comment about the passions actors looking like animals totally reminded me that me and my sisters used to say the same thing! Sam is a dinosaur...maybe that doesn't really qualify as an animal but still, and if anyone used to watch the show and remembers charity...she totally looked like a mouse.
nice recap, the part about God saying, "yeah you guys are still gross" actually made me laugh out loud, great job
3 of 5 | Posted by Katella
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Posted on July 19, 2006 6:31 PM
Yay - finally a recap! :)
Theresa has a daughter as well?? Wow, I've been away from this show longer than I thought. Who fathered the daughter? And why do Gwen and Ethan have her?
4 of 5 | Posted by mandymax
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Posted on July 20, 2006 5:50 AM
This:
followed by this caption:is too funny for words. Great recap!
5 of 5 | Posted by Ubiquitous
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Posted on July 20, 2006 6:14 AM