Chad and Whitney are alone together following their conference call. Whitney recaps that the Mother Superior was really nice about her leaving the convent, even though she caused so much upheaval when she was helping EvilMonk and everything. Then Whitney goes into the chapel to pray, and Chad is left alone. He makes a phone call, and this is pretty juicy. He tells the person on the other end that he is unexpectedly getting married, but she (or he?) shouldn't worry, because it isn't going to change anything between her (?) and Chad - nothing will stop him from continuing to spend time with her (?).
Maybe Chad has another sister that we don't know about.
Hey, I like this. It's about time something happened that wasn't telegraphed from a mile away. And anything that keeps Whitney and Chad apart is okay by me - I'm sorry, but I can't just turn on a dime like that about the whole incest thing. By the way, that reminds me. Does anybody know what the hell has happened to Miles, Chad and Whitney's son, whom Chad has been raising as a devoted single father? They keep talking about how they can all be a family together now, but who is taking care of this kid at the moment? Let's see - there's Fox, who once believed he was Miles's father - nope, he hasn't been doing it. Or Eve and T.C. and Julian, Miles's grandparents - no, they don't seem to have him in their care. (Note the problem with being a child of incest: only three grandparents! Bummer.) Or his new and improved, non-incestuous grandparents, Liz and Alistair: Well, Alistair doesn't have him. Liz seems to be off the show, but she's evil, so I don't think Chad would have entrusted the baby to her. What about Simone? Nope, she's also busy in Rome. I hope little Miles knows how to use a can opener.
Theresa talks about how evil always seems to triumph over good, and how life isn't fair. The nun tells her that God works in mysterious ways, and she should pray. Theresa says that this won't work. In all her years, she never even gave a moment's thought to the possibility that she might not end up with Ethan, so she has absolutely no Plan B. True that. Girl is single-minded. The nun gives some more of the same advice and then finally leaves.
Ethan and Gwen are in bed. They trade I-love-yous, but then we see that he's fantasizing about Theresa. He says Theresa's name, but Gwen doesn't hear him. His fantasies go on and on. He snaps out of it and sees Gwen, and the music is all disappointed-sounding. He decides to go for a walk.
Alistair tells Chris that he already agreed to Alistair's terms, and he had better do what must be done. Chris says that Alistair is going to get killed or captured, and he can't make Chris do anything. Alistair replies that even if he does die himself, there are other people out there who will make sure that Chris pays if he disobeys Alistair's orders. He hangs up. Beth snots about how it's okay for Alistair to talk on the phone on the train, but not for her. Alistair replies that yes, he is allowed to talk on the phone, because he's not talking to the person who is trying to catch them. Beth is like "... Oh." Yes, tough to argue with that logic.
Beth and Alistair bicker about whether Luis actually wants to be with Beth, or whether he's just trying to find her and Alistair. Alistair decisively wins the argument when they see and hear the helicopter tracking them outside the window.
Katherine gossips to Pilar that Rebecca is finally going to divorce Julian so he can marry Eve. Pilar wants to know if that's a not-so-subtle hint that she should divorce Martin so he can marry Katherine. Y'all, why is it always so hard for people on TV to get a divorce? In real life, it doesn't seem to require quite so much mutual consent. Yes, I know there's a possible Catholic-remarriage angle, but that doesn't seem like enough to explain the many, many refusals of divorce that happen on soaps. Anyway, Katherine says that she wasn't hinting at anything; she was just trying to make small talk. Pilar says that she wishes Katherine would just drop dead, but if she won't, the least she can do is be quiet.
Sheridan has another nightmare about Beth, Marty, and Alistair. This one is creepy - it culminates with Alistair about to brand Marty with the Omega Symbol. Sheridan starts having a seizure.
How very Rosemary's Baby.
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Comments (5)
I just love to hate, and make fun of this show. It provides more entertainment and comedy than any sitcom, ever!
A lot of the actors on this show look like animals, for example:
Theresa - Monkey
Katherine - Goat
Noah - Horse
I find it hard to believe that Martin had actual sex with that old goat Katherine. She's at least 65 and Martin is supposed to be mid 40s. A few months back, goat woman showed up at Martin's naked. How scary would that be?
This show should be on Prime Time!
KH
1 of 5 | Posted by KatiesHole
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Posted on July 19, 2006 1:58 PM
Eve was the one that insisted that Theresa was pregnant with Julian's child. Theresa told her that she'd had sex with Ethan and believed that Ethan was the father but Eve the DOCTOR told her that because she was on the pill it was Julian's. Both Theresa and Ethan questioned Eve about it but she insisted that the baby couldn't be Ethan's.
Dumb all round.
2 of 5 | Posted by Jyoti
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Posted on July 19, 2006 2:01 PM
Hahahahahaha
the comment about the passions actors looking like animals totally reminded me that me and my sisters used to say the same thing! Sam is a dinosaur...maybe that doesn't really qualify as an animal but still, and if anyone used to watch the show and remembers charity...she totally looked like a mouse.
nice recap, the part about God saying, "yeah you guys are still gross" actually made me laugh out loud, great job
3 of 5 | Posted by Katella
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Posted on July 19, 2006 6:31 PM
Yay - finally a recap! :)
Theresa has a daughter as well?? Wow, I've been away from this show longer than I thought. Who fathered the daughter? And why do Gwen and Ethan have her?
4 of 5 | Posted by mandymax
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Posted on July 20, 2006 5:50 AM
This:
followed by this caption:is too funny for words. Great recap!
5 of 5 | Posted by Ubiquitous
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Posted on July 20, 2006 6:14 AM