I know what you're all thinking right now: BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MERMAID? Well, she didn't appear on Friday, and to be honest, that storyline is pretty much stalled. When we left off, Siren was singing her "siren song" to draw Fox into her bed and subject him to the Mermaid's Curse. Endora, who loves Fox, stopped Siren by issuing forth some purple lightning bolts that burned Tabitha's house down. (If you saw B-Side's last Passions Clipgasm, that's what was going on there.)
Everyone got out of the house safely, and then they all went next door to live at Sam and Ivy's. Kay still thinks she's engaged to Miguel - a result of her brains having been scrambled by the electrically unsafe washing machine. Everyone is still operating under Dr. Eve's orders not to tell Kay the truth, lest it startle her and somehow kill her. So Kay keeps trying to make out with Miguel, and he keeps going along with it, and Fox and Siren keep being really mad about it, but not really doing anything.
Meanwhile, Tabitha was concerned that when the fire marshal came to look at the ruins of her house, he would find evidence of witchcraft in the rubble of the basement. She tried to cook up a spell to prevent this, and this led to some wacky kitchen run-ins with Ivy. In the end, Endora conjured a swarm of cartoon "worker bees," which went next door and rebuilt the house. Everyone was really confused by that, until Endora conjured a generic workman to appear and announce that he had just finished rebuilding the house. So the house is back to normal, but Kay still isn't.
Previews: Chad again says on the phone that no one, especially Whitney, is going to find out about him and the person on the phone. Luis, in the helicopter, says that this is the end of everything. Theresa tearfully tells Ethan that she has to tell him something, so I guess he didn't quite overhear what she said, yet. See you next week!
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Comments (5)
I just love to hate, and make fun of this show. It provides more entertainment and comedy than any sitcom, ever!
A lot of the actors on this show look like animals, for example:
Theresa - Monkey
Katherine - Goat
Noah - Horse
I find it hard to believe that Martin had actual sex with that old goat Katherine. She's at least 65 and Martin is supposed to be mid 40s. A few months back, goat woman showed up at Martin's naked. How scary would that be?
This show should be on Prime Time!
KH
1 of 5 | Posted by KatiesHole
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Posted on July 19, 2006 1:58 PM
Eve was the one that insisted that Theresa was pregnant with Julian's child. Theresa told her that she'd had sex with Ethan and believed that Ethan was the father but Eve the DOCTOR told her that because she was on the pill it was Julian's. Both Theresa and Ethan questioned Eve about it but she insisted that the baby couldn't be Ethan's.
Dumb all round.
2 of 5 | Posted by Jyoti
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Posted on July 19, 2006 2:01 PM
Hahahahahaha
the comment about the passions actors looking like animals totally reminded me that me and my sisters used to say the same thing! Sam is a dinosaur...maybe that doesn't really qualify as an animal but still, and if anyone used to watch the show and remembers charity...she totally looked like a mouse.
nice recap, the part about God saying, "yeah you guys are still gross" actually made me laugh out loud, great job
3 of 5 | Posted by Katella
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Posted on July 19, 2006 6:31 PM
Yay - finally a recap! :)
Theresa has a daughter as well?? Wow, I've been away from this show longer than I thought. Who fathered the daughter? And why do Gwen and Ethan have her?
4 of 5 | Posted by mandymax
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Posted on July 20, 2006 5:50 AM
This:
followed by this caption:is too funny for words. Great recap!
5 of 5 | Posted by Ubiquitous
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Posted on July 20, 2006 6:14 AM