So, there you have it - I guess Sheridan just proved that she really does know absolutely everything there is to know about her husband's background. I mean, knowing what country he's from, that really indicates a deep level of intimacy and trust. Suddenly, Chris wakes up upstairs, and announces (to himself) that he left "the Omega clue" outside where Sheridan or Luis might find it. He starts to drag his injured, bleeding self out of bed to go outside and look for it. No, I don't know what clue he's talking about, but rest assured that it has the Omega symbol on it, and that's all that matters.
Kay stomps off to try to seduce Fox. Again I must echo how gross this is, in light of the fact that he just got done screwing Siren. Siren tells Tabitha that Kay is wasting her time, and meanwhile, Siren's going to go after Miguel. Incidentally, Siren is wearing this top that makes her even more racktastic than usual. I guess it makes sense that a mermaid would be shockingly well-endowed, given that they normally don't have any legs.
Bummer about mermaids having to keep their tops on on daytime television.
That pretty much sums up Friday. Now, let's see: Did anything else happen this week? Nothing important, that's for sure. Gwen continued to shoot Theresa dirty looks, while Ethan continued to shoot Theresa longing looks. Julian drank alone in the Blue Note because Eve was off tending to T.C. Julian told Theresa that he wants more time with Little Ethan, and she almost dropped the bomb that he's not the father, but then thought better of it and just vowed to fight him on the visitation.
Oh, and there was one storyline that was so barf-worthy that I almost can't make myself recap it. Luis hauled Fancy down to the police station because of her unpaid tickets or whatever. She pretended that her lawyers were on their way, but she never actually called them, because she wanted to hang with Luis. Then she convinced him to let her help him study for his detective's exam, and she convinced him that it should be STRIP studying. She cheated, and they both ended up in their underwear, and then they kissed on a bed in the jail cell - EW. Finally he came to his senses and released her from jail, against her will. Gee, I wonder if maybe he remembered that his son just died - nah. So between that storyline and the way that Luis acted today with Chris, this show is really driving home its apparent message that police officers are complete boobs with no ethics, professionalism, or common sense whatsoever.
Previews: Chad tells Ethan that he needs to choose between Gwen and Theresa. Theresa and Jared kiss some more. Sheridan points Luis to some scraps of paper out in the yard with the Omega symbol on them.
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Comments (9)
"God, I HATE it when I get amnesia and accidentally sleep with my babydaddy, and then in the meantime, my boyfriend gets seduced by a mermaid. That is so freaking ANNOYING."
One of the funniest captions EVER.
1 of 9 | Posted by B-Side
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Posted on August 7, 2006 8:02 PM
2 of 9 | Posted by Ubiquitous
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Posted on August 8, 2006 4:16 AM
Just when I thought it couldn't get any better: the Harmony tsunami!!! You gotta tell us about this!!!
3 of 9 | Posted by mandymax
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Posted on August 8, 2006 5:36 AM
I'm lame and started recording all the episodes. This show is just so horrendously bad, I couldn't help not watch.
I need to mention how Kay, Tabitha, Endora, Fox, Miguel, Jessica, Spike, Sam and Ivy all live in one house together. Didn't Tabitha's house magically rebuild itself a few weeks ago after a fire burned it down, yet she still hasn't moved back? The budget strikes back.
I'm also always laughing at the gratuitous shots of the whole male cast always going around shirtless no matter where they are: restaurants, little kid's teeball games, jail.
And Ethan is dull dull dull. He used to be somewhat interesting, now he's just a jealous tool.
4 of 9 | Posted by tikilights
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Posted on August 8, 2006 10:59 AM
Thanks for reading, y'all. I just want to respond to the comment above about everybody all living in one house. They *did* all live in one house for a day or two, and I thought the same thing as you - that the show had eliminated the second house to save on the budget. But then Endora conjured some cartoon worker bees to rebuild Tabby's house after the fire, and now they live in two separate houses (next door) again.
As for the tsunami - I don't remember it all that well, but I will try to post something about it in my next recap!
5 of 9 | Posted by Amanda
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Posted on August 8, 2006 11:32 AM
tikilights- I also get a kick out of the guys running around without their shirts. You should check out www.myspace.com/nbcdaytime for some nice pics of the guys. Unfortunately they're wearing shirts.
Amanda- I have a suggestion. Why not do a guys not wearing a shirt count with each weeks post? I think that would be pretty funny.
6 of 9 | Posted by Rachey
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Posted on August 8, 2006 11:52 AM
It was a tsunami and an earthquake! It was accidently caused by Endora. No one important died, and nothing really changed any of the story lines, Simone returned as a lesbian, Chris appeared to find his kid, and Sheridan had a job running the Harmony Bed & Breakfast. It was classic Passions overall though.
In one funny scene, that old battleaxe Katherine was drowning, and she jumped onto a coffin that was floating by, which happened to be the coffin of her presumed dead sister. The coffin opened up in Pilar's living room, with a skeleton wearing a necklace! Later, we discovered she (Rachel) was not dead.
KH
7 of 9 | Posted by KatiesHole
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Posted on August 8, 2006 4:41 PM
The tsunami plot really was classic Passions. I mean it doesn't beat Ivy and Sam's house getting sucked into hell but it was pretty great.
My personal favorite scene of the Tsunami was when (and correct me if I'm wrong) Edna, Beth's crazy mom, "surfed" her way to safety on some sign that she saw floating by... At that point Edna had a young body that she'd made Tabitha give her when she found out that Tabby and Endora were witches. Seriously, the sight of the woman who normally wears adult diapers and talks about it surfing her way to safety during a Tsunami was priceless... makes every crappy episode last week totally worth it.
8 of 9 | Posted by JaxMcG
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Posted on August 9, 2006 6:35 AM
Worker bees rebuilt their house? Huh?
9 of 9 | Posted by Ubiquitous
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Posted on August 11, 2006 10:22 AM