Blonde Karl has hit rock bottom which Mys can totes relate to and Swamp Ass is friendly but repetitive and swearing far too much. That's irritating for the people in post, dude.
So we're keeping Karl. Meh. Saw that coming. Maybe cause he senses the Neil Strauss-like aura, too.
The strike out king lives. Older chicks watch out.
Swamp is dismissed and I have to say he just needs to stick with that damn science shirt.
And now we get the montage. And wasn't it that Augustana song last season? I loved that shit. Now as I'm supposed to be sentimental about what he's saying I'm trying to figure out what this year's goodbye music is and when I realize it's that damn Keane song from 2004 I curse myself for wasting what could have been a poignant goodbye. Did I miss anything?
Next week they're strapped into those blood pressure machines which looks totally corny. Cosmo shows up and that dude is definitely corny. Next week might suck but will still probably rule in that sucky kind of way. That's the Mystery magic.
Okay, next week I'm swamped with non-funny writing and will be really really late unless Flip rounds up a sub. I hate to share my boys, but will for do it for you.
Love, IS
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Comments (7)
OMG best recap ever! I was laughing the whole time, you really captured every ridiculous comment and moment haha!
Good call with the whole Tara being a coke-whore thing! Maybe thats why they moved the show to PHX so her and the 'dor can go on border runs between shoots??? Maybe they'll just move the show to Columbia next year and cut out the middle man!
1 of 7 | Posted by sammy64 | Posted on October 24, 2008 5:55 PM
*colombia...
:o
2 of 7 | Posted by sammy64 | Posted on October 24, 2008 5:57 PM
No, please Ms. Sensation, I don't care if the recap is late, this recap was so damn perfect and I would RUE a sub. You make me feel *this* much less guilty about watching this show.
3 of 7 | Posted by Tigermilk | Posted on October 24, 2008 11:09 PM
this recap was hilarious. so much better than the actual show.
4 of 7 | Posted by dangerdarling | Posted on October 26, 2008 8:01 PM
Wow, I can't believe a show like this exists...
Have to say, the show gives me the creeps though. It's just hard for me to live through these clowns, and that's all I really look for in a reality show.
I mean, on the one hand, I really feel for these guys, because I was never able to walk into a club and pick up (stupid drunk) girls. On the other hand, I never needed to, since life has been generous enough to me, charisma-wise at least. Uh-huh.
Of course, maybe it's because I used to dress like a pirate too. I suppose that's the real secret.
Luckily, there's Lady S to guide us through this experience!
5 of 7 | Posted by itchy | Posted on October 27, 2008 8:02 AM
Funny! (MUCH funnier than the election!)
6 of 7 | Posted by fire@will | Posted on October 27, 2008 11:54 AM
okay, is it just me or does it look like mystery is running free, i.e. sans underwear, so it looks like he is running a partial boner in those jeans. like just the beginning of one. or the end.
love the recaps.
7 of 7 | Posted by pamelamn | Posted on October 28, 2008 4:27 PM