Now Hutton gets a little slack, because he clearly had an extremely reluctant student and yet he still approached women. The biggest hurdle to overcome was that he wasn't willing. And then we have to rehash the beard drama again. To these guys, beards mean you are ungroomed and possibly a serial killer. But I'm no beard-hater! adds Mystery, clearly not. He just should have styled it!
Just imagine what shaving rune symbols into it could have done for him.
You failed to inspire him! blares Mystery. No one will drink the kool-aid if they're not inspired! Tara pipes up with her own cent and a half. Think of how we pushed you when you didn't think you could go further! You should have pushed him to break through his barriers. Like with that beard! Thank you, Tara. You have contributed just enough to justify your continued existence on this show.
And now for closing arguments. Hutton has a speech about rock bottom and taking a step back but then two steps forward. And then The 'Dor has his weekly monologue with important sounding words. Just listen to the silky voice and nod your head. Or kick him in the shin.
Actually he talks about tool kits and volition and supercharge. It's a humdinger of a supercharged speech as always. And now The 'Dor has justified his continued presence on the show. For extra credit he drops this face:
I like it better when he's yelling.
The Ringer talks about how much he loves teaching and plugs how much he would love to be a cog in the Mystery Machine, traveling the world, teaching. Smart. But Tara thinks he should be further along. And apparently so does everyone else.
So after saying it's a really difficult decision a few times, Mystery sends our blue-eyed Ringer home. Good-bye, Ringer. See you Sunday. Maybe we'll finally talk. (Ringer is always surrounded by a bevy of ladies.)
And he is sent on his way with Mystery affirming that he has tons of potential and that he should keep up the good work.
We all knew you had it in you. Even when you were fake walking through the desert.
And we visually recap the journey as Ringer coos that Mystery taught him how to be a better person, persevere and have more confidence. And also wet dry hair.
So finale next week, gang. Are you as bummed as I am? I am becoming so attached to our boys. I'm sad to see it all come to an end. Who's your money on?
I will really miss you guys, too, but I'll be picking up the last few epis of Scream Queens so we can hang there.
Love, InternetSensation
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Comments (12)
Simeon's been channeling Mystery for a while now, so good for him. Are they going to choose a new name for him? Who gets to decide? Can we hold a contest to choose his new identity?
Anyway, if the Simeon at the beginning of the show was real, and he's feeling this way now, then I say kudos to him for the boost in self-confidence. Besides, insecure people frighten me.
Speaking of which...
Chubby Chuck agreed to come on the show -- then bailed on his buddy. Pure douchebaggery, if you ask me. He ought to have admitted that he's self-conscious about his weight and declined the offer.
Lady S -- is there a webcam of you? I could put that up in the corner of my screen and we could work together all day.
Last thought: I only watch the show for Tara, she's awesome. They ought to do a spinoff with her.
1 of 12 | Posted by itchy | Posted on November 26, 2008 12:09 AM
I heard an internet rumor that Matador is married. Does anyone know if it is true?
Also, is Mystery in a monogamos relationship with anyone, or is he dating several ladies at once? Just curious if he's "settled down" with anyone. He is nearing 40.
2 of 12 | Posted by Norwego | Posted on November 26, 2008 10:01 AM
Great recap. You were so right about a lot of things, but I think the key to who wins is going to be a bout which one is more capable of working in the PUA corporation.
I have to pick Simeon to win. Hutton seems to still suffer from a deep lack of confidence.
Hutton might have other advantages, though - like an appeal to a different demographic.
Thanks for all your great recaps!
3 of 12 | Posted by fire@will | Posted on November 26, 2008 12:06 PM
I definitely think Simeon will win it. Who could stand to be around Lauren Hutton's pretentiousness for very long? He is just boring as EFF!! Simeon is at least slightly entertaining.
I think a Ringer/Simeon final would have been more of a challenge.
4 of 12 | Posted by Snootchy Bootches | Posted on November 26, 2008 1:58 PM
norwego-from what i gleaned sunday, matador is definitely not married, but i think he has a girlfriend. he was with someone that he kept referring to as his "girl".
and mystery does not appear to be settled down at all. happily unsettled.
5 of 12 | Posted by theinternetsensation | Posted on November 26, 2008 2:14 PM
Eeewwww... the thought of a 45-50 year old Mystery with his feather boa and pimp hat is just icky.
6 of 12 | Posted by Snootchy Bootches | Posted on November 26, 2008 3:43 PM
IS, are you sure the 'dor wasn't just trying to send a DHV spike your way with that girlfriend business? These PUA's can reap the rewards of girls not trusting a damn thing they say after they watch this show.
Oh, and good juicy news guys, Ringer has an acting resume on IMDB! No long hair, and lame credits. Scandal! Wikipedia has the link.
And I was one of the commenters that has called Mat a hottie, but in that last screencap of him, he looks like he scalped Condoleeza Rice.
7 of 12 | Posted by Tigermilk | Posted on November 26, 2008 4:24 PM
Yeah, Simeon has it in the bag, so to speak.
Did anyone else see the "Pick-Up Artist" episode of "Criminal Minds" that was on tonight? It had a Mystery-type who taught seminars on picking up "prey," and who had a student who took his lessons too seriously and killed the women he picked up. Now that's negging!
8 of 12 | Posted by pixielated | Posted on November 26, 2008 11:08 PM
Snooty, laughed out loud on that one! Does this mean you find this 35 year old version (well, he looks it anyway) NOT icky?
I find it hard to believe any of these tactics would work over here in Europe. My wife won't allow me to do any field research.
"But honey, I'm doing this for Sciiiiiience...."
9 of 12 | Posted by itchy | Posted on November 27, 2008 12:29 AM
Itchy, you and I are of a similar age, both of us married and now living in Europe... wait, are you my husband? Oh yeah, you are in France. Whew! Anyway, back in the day? Yeah, I hate to admit it but I would have completely fallen for him and his act hook, line and sinker. I dated a few Mysteries in my day.
10 of 12 | Posted by Snootchy Bootches | Posted on November 27, 2008 4:19 AM
Hmm, then maybe we DO know each other...from back in my own pirate days...
11 of 12 | Posted by itchy | Posted on November 27, 2008 9:06 AM
I was crushing on Chuck too!
I am hoping VH1 decides to do a "Chuck of Love" series!
12 of 12 | Posted by amberpdidit | Posted on November 29, 2008 11:53 AM