TVgasm Recaps

***Alright, gasmii, you've been asking for it in comments and a deluge of emails, and finally one of your own took the wheel of the ship to deliver it to you. You know her, you love her, and now you can read her! Please, a round of applause for your guest Pirate Master recapper...TinkerbellaPixie!!

It is with much excitement (and a tiny smidge of fear) that I attempt my first official recap. I'd ask you to be kind, but that's not very pirate-y, so in the spirit of the show I've got my eye patch on, I'm typing with my hook on a stolen laptop and I'm drinking some fine rum. Ok so it's really Aquafina. I lied, that's pirate-y isn't it?

And tis a fine fine day for writing recaps. With a seaworthy vessel like TVgasm we should make for clear waters, hoist the main sails, and raise anchor mateys! This be Pirate Master!

Please tell me it's not ANOTHER hatch!

I know this show hasn't been the roaring success many thought it might be. It has received a little criticism from the press and many think Mark Burnett may have jumped the shark with this little venture.

Well you lowly landlubbers, I am here to tell you that this bucket o'bolts ain't dead in the water just yet. Welcome to Pirate Master!