TVgasm Recaps

Predicting the future is a TVgasm tradition. Sometimes we're dead on, and sometimes we are waaaaay too trusting of America's taste levels. Either way, it's fun ripping stuff to shreds that we haven't even seen yet. Join us, won't you?

Your sister in law died playing Human Tetris and says that you should try to smoke less.

One of our favorite traditions here at TVgasm is predicting the future. Click here to find out what we got right so far this season, and find out our guesses and add your own for the winter season after the jump!

by Twunty McSlore

Ladies and gentleman, start your engines, RuPaul's Drag Race is here!

Next week, a fabulous new show that combines the glamour of America's Next Top Model, the talent of American Idol, and the design acumen of Project Runway will debut on the Logo Channel. RuPaul, along with his production staff at World of Wonder has narrowed down thousands of drag hopefuls down to a lucky nine contestants who are set to wow us with their gender illusionist skills and hopefully, no definitely, prima donna behaviour. I, for one, cannot wait. He is famous for his VH1 telivision show, his hit song "Supermodel," his duet with Elton John of "Don't Go Breking My Heart" and his movie roles in "The Brady Bunch," Too Wong Foo.." and "Starrbooty." The winner will receive $20,000 from Absolut Vodka, a spot on their upcoming "Real Fruit" tour, MAC cosmetics, a spread in Paper Mag and a shoot with greg Gorman for l.a. Eyeworks.

I recently had the pleasure of interviewing the most famous drag queen in the world and someone I am lucky to call a friend, the incomparable RuPaul. Let me first state for the record that he is one of the nicest people ever to put on a pair of nine inch heels and he walks better in them than I ever could dream of. He applies his make-up better, his wigs pack more punch than my real hair ever could and with the proper push-up bra, his boobs look bigger than mine. He is also intelligent and thoughtful with a quick wit and a kind heart. (and I am a world class suck-up) On to the Interview, shall we?

Every year we get together here at TVgasm and predict which new Fall shows will last through the season and which will tank. It's mostly just an excuse to rag on TV we haven't seen yet and to hang out together. Join us, won't you?

Dearest, gorgeous dolls...just wanted to give you a little something about the new show in my life, The Beautiful Life: TBL. Brownie points for anyone who can tell me what the hell the TBL is for. Wait, this is modeling - scratch that. Make it puked up champagne points.