Dearest, gorgeous dolls...just wanted to give you a little something about the new show in my life, The Beautiful Life: TBL. Brownie points for anyone who can tell me what the hell the TBL is for. Wait, this is modeling - scratch that. Make it puked up champagne points.
From the preview it looks like debauchery cushioned between some stupid don't stop believin' type story about the new models in town who are all, like, moral and stuff, and balk at things like dropping trou in front of a room full of people. And having gay sex to get ahead. And pill popping. And sabotage. Basically, anything that might possibly make this show fun, the Wonderbread twins will be sure to ruin. That's why I'm suggesting now, before I've even seen the thing, that Ashton wises up and sends some coked up model on a murderous spree. I don't want anything ruining the debauchery, cause that's the whole reason I'm watching in the first place.
Well, that and Mischa Barton. The great news is, she still can't act. When she says, "Don't you dare feel sorry for me - this will be you in a few years" - not acting. The hilarious news is that her nervous breakdown this summer was caused by...dental work. What, no "exhaustion"? I'd love to get a dentist's opinion on this. Watch and observe as the ladies of The View pretend to listen sympathetically...and don't buy it at all.
TBL also has Elle McPhereson (love her lingerie line), Zac Posen (!) in the premiere (somebody's superstar wife must have made a phone call), someone from High School Musical doing a major image makeover (and making Ashley Tisdale waaaaay jealous), and all the aforementioned debauchery. Oh, and there's talk of a pig farm. Give me naked models doing lines off a pig...and this show might just make it past four episodes!
So grab your six inch heels, cover your eyes in soot, call your dealer and stop eating. Oh, and thinking, stop that nonsense too, cause you're going to live The Beautiful Life! Ummm...TBL. Air kisses on both cheeks til the premiere...
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I am a dentist, chickbomb. Everything she said makes sense. You usually have 4 wisdom teeth pulled at one time and they usually have to be cut out. Young girls frequently get dry sockets. My guess is she was smoking too soon after surgery. The pain of a dry socket is really bad. However, I think she is making up some of this because it sounds like a plausible excuse. I have never heard of anyone getting held in the psych ward after dry sockets!!!
1 of 1 | Posted by uga1 | Posted on September 15, 2009 12:20 PM