Copyhacker: Apparently fear is not a factor for these guys. Neither is ripping off ideas from other shows that wore out their welcome already.
Monamonzano: Only going on the title. I had a friend once who was pentecostal, and I think they had a book with this title on their bookshelf. Right next to Leaves of Grass. Kidding! Kidding! Two seasons!
HoneyGangsta: Do they just sit and watch Rock of Love?
MandaMo: I wonder if the contestants are forced to sign a waiver to allow themselves to get killed. Because from the commercials, it appears that they just start killing people.
The Real World: Brooklyn on MTV at 10pm.
Chooch: It's the 21st season & they're finally going back to New York.
HoneyG: So the Real World goes Bridge and Tunnel? I guess you can only fit so much class onto Manhattan.
Copyhacker: Brooklyn is the new Manhattan, right? Wake me up when they get to the Bronx.
Cherie: I can't watch this show unless it has little cartoon characters and bubble thoughts.
Mones: So a Mormon, a Black chick, a transgender and a gay guy walk into a house...
Flipit: Best line so far from the teasers is "I don't mean to sound ignorant, but I'm ignorant." Chickbomb interviewed the cast and said they were very nice. And I'm very busy.
MandaMo: I'm hoping that with a tranny and a war veteran, RW will actually have some compelling storylines this season that don't involve beautiful people in Abercrombie&Fitch clothing who get drunk and screw. Of course, I suppose that is better tv than the season where Puck would pick and eat his own boogers. My prediction is that this season might have the potential to be more interesting than crappy.
PopPrincess: I will watch and hate myself for it. I predict 50 more seasons. Our children will be watching Real World CMXII: Mars.
TVgasm Predicts: 100%. What PopPrincess said.
Did you hear something? No, did you? No. Wait I heard it! Did you? I think so. Wait I heard something. I swear.
Ghost Hunters International on SciFi at 8pm.
Mones: Even US ghost jobs are being outsourced now. Expect Indian ghosts to say "ma'am" a lot and get nervous when the Hunters veer too far from the script.
Flipit: Those bastards! This was my last chance to see Estelle Getty again!
TVgasm Predicts: 100% this show will come back next year. Mostly because people are suckers.
Damages returns on FX at 10pm.
Cherie: This show will probably be over looked but Glenn Close scares the shit out of me and I love the damn show. That means it will be canceled.
Schoonie: I'm not has high on this show as other people are, but Sheriff Bullock is joining the cast! How can you not watch?
Flipit: Just got a sneak peak at the first two episodes. Hokier than usual and I'm not sure how they're going to make it as addictive as last year, but it's still my favorite show and Glenn Close can make me curl up in the fetal position faster than my mom on boxed wine.
TVgasm Predicts: 40%. It's really really good, but it was on the bubble last season, and it's confusing as hell.
The Exterminators on A&E at 10:30pm. follows Billy Bretherton and his family who make up Vexcon, one of Louisiana's busiest pest removal companies, as they balance family life with the drama of running a successful business together.
Cherie: This is just gross!
HoneyGangsta: Unless they exterminate Bret Michaels' tour bus, I'm not interested.
Flipit: The dude in the picture looks like Evel Dick with a bleach job posing with his gd brat of a daughter again. I can't take it.
Monamonzano: Will this show cure my raging case of crabs? If so I'll watch.
YentaPatrol: This has the potential to be the best dating show ever!
pic via zimbio
1/8 Thursday:
Millionaire Matchmaker on BRAVO at 10pm.
Mones: Millionaire social retard seeking bossy draggish female to find them a mate.
Cherie: Wah wah I'm rich and lonely! Bite me.
YentaPatrol: Yay! Patty!! Nobody is better at pimping veteran sex workers to horny millionaires.
HoneyG: It's pretty much a slave auction with head shots.
Schoonie: Isn't this the second season of this? I actually had to sit through a couple of episodes because someone that I was, um...dating liked it. The things we do for, um...love?
Copyhacker: Combine this one with the Fear show and maybe I'll watch it.
Dogsnaxx: Note to Patti... Take some diction lessons and you won't have to spend all your time hooking other people up.
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Comments (13)
The return of Saturday Night Lights is about the only one of these that interests me. (Hurray!) Loved the gasmic comments, though.
1 of 13 | Posted by fire@will | Posted on January 5, 2009 9:09 AM
Mad hearts to Flippy for the massive editing job that must have been! The finished product is hi to the larious if I do say so myself.
2 of 13 | Posted by copyhacker | Posted on January 5, 2009 10:11 AM
OK, this was the best exchange ever. Much love to Flipit ;)
Monamonzano: Are you kidding me? This show is shit. SHIT! HA! Even the posters are boring . . .
Flipit: I just slashed your tires, skank. Call the cops. I DARE YOU! No judge would convict me.
3 of 13 | Posted by anicho01 | Posted on January 5, 2009 10:02 PM
I'm not gonna lie, I didn't read the whole thing yet, but I will. I did skim it though and skimming is almost reading, right? (Totally arbitrary sidenote: I didn't do that well in English classes)
Anyway, I love when you mash together these monster blog reviews, they're always hilarious. Here's my four cents about some of the shows (c'mon, pretend you care):
Scrubs - I used to love this show...then the last two seasons happened. Now I watch it and keep thinking 'Why didn't Zack Braff quit yet?'
Howie Do It - and I thought Deal or No Deal was the show that was going to make me start a three state killing spree
House - the damn show is called House, if it doesn't center around House I DONT CARE.
Lost - I sense a lot of Lost frustration from the panel. Personally, I loved the last season and i do think there is a plan. So there.
Thanks again Flip for doing these, they're always great.
4 of 13 | Posted by DrJerkass | Posted on January 6, 2009 4:43 AM
FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS.
5 of 13 | Posted by kevintheomanharris | Posted on January 6, 2009 5:32 AM
For those who do not have DirecTV, Friday Night Lights has been it's typical good self...love the Taylors!!
6 of 13 | Posted by LNNC92 | Posted on January 6, 2009 6:41 AM
i could not stop looking at the picture of ashley simpson and pete wentz. his head is the cloverfield monster compared to her's- it is ridiculously large. i just keep feeling bad for her poor vagina if their kid had a head like its pop.
could not stop laughing while reading this especially the discussion about the howie mendal show. "You've been Howie do'd!" or "That's how howie does it!" i am rolling. i am hoping that they go with the howie do'd option.
7 of 13 | Posted by reckless_saturn_11 | Posted on January 6, 2009 9:59 AM
omg, reckless_saturn! I just DIED when I read your comparison of pete wentz' head to the cloverfield monster!
Flipit, can't believe you put this thing together so speedily. You are truly the butter to my bread...and the jar of vaseline to my spatula...
8 of 13 | Posted by MandaMo | Posted on January 6, 2009 10:35 AM
mandamo:
i mean his head has its own gravitational pull. sorry i am just floored. has anyone else noticed this? i guess i don't look at too many pictures of the lovely couple.
9 of 13 | Posted by reckless_saturn_11 | Posted on January 6, 2009 11:31 AM
This was like watching Mystery Science Theatre 3000...or reading it...or...huh? Which one of you is the robot?
10 of 13 | Posted by itchy | Posted on January 6, 2009 12:00 PM
"Schoonie: I'd be all "This show's still on?" but I recap Survivor, so..."
HAHAHAHAHA omg, i laughed.
11 of 13 | Posted by sixty | Posted on January 6, 2009 3:42 PM
"Schoonie: I'd be all "This show's still on?" but I recap Survivor, so..."
HAHAHAHAHA omg, i laughed.
12 of 13 | Posted by sixty | Posted on January 6, 2009 3:42 PM
That's something I can keep in mind now. As long as "Survivor" is still on the air, "The Bachelor" will still be on the air.
13 of 13 | Posted by nerrawllehctim | Posted on January 6, 2009 7:02 PM