Cherie: Watching crackheads climb on the roof with hamsters is very entertaining. And who doesn't love Dr. Drew? Big hit.
Monamonzano: I saw Dr. Drew in the Vons on Vine and Melrose buying mineral water and grape soda. Clearly, the man and show are a mystery to me. Two seasons!
Mones: I hate myself for getting wrapped up in Celebrity Rehab, but how can any sane woman resist silver fox, Dr. Drew. So, I will follow him to Sober House. I will follow him wherever he may go. There isn't a junkie in too deep, a has-been so high he can keep, keep me away!
MandaMo: Dr. Drew's shows are far too painful to watch, and this one looks as though it could be the most painful of them all. But don't get me wrong, I still watch them through my pain. Maybe they should have a rehab show for people who are addicted to rehab shows.
1/16 Friday:
Friday Night Lights is back on NBC at 9pm after already airing this season on DirecTV. Last chance!
Schoonie: I cannot tell all of you enough, WATCH THIS SHOW. I don't care if you saw the other two seasons, I don't care if you don't like football. If you do not watch this, I swear to God, I will hunt you DOWN.
Flipit: Anyone have anything else to add? Alrighty then moving on.
TVgasm Predicts: Schoonie likes it.
Battlestar Galactica on SciFi at 10pm. Final season part two.
Flipit: OMG I LOVE THIS SHOW!! LOVE IT! I predict Edward James Olmos will growl a lot and I will applaud.
Monamonzano: Are you kidding me? This show is shit. SHIT! HA! Even the posters are boring. And yes, I will probably have an angry mob of sci-fi geeks outside my door in about 3 seconds.
Flipit: I just slashed your tires, skank. Call the cops. I DARE YOU! No judge would convict me.
Schoonie: The final Cylon is Charlie Sheen. Oh, did I ruin that?
Flipit: You're both just hilarious, ok? Hilarious.
TVgasm Predicts: It's over, so not much to do on our end. We do predict, however that the final cylon will be the little kid Baltar saved. (highlight to read)
1/18 Sunday:
Big Love returns (finally) to HBO at 9pm.
Chooch: Bill is tryiing to snag wife #4. He better think about buying the neighbor's house.
Cherie: I'll keep watching just to see if Barb ever gets the stick removed from her ass. Hopefully Bill will take another wife and Barbs old ass head will explode.
Monamonzano: More gratuitous matrimonial fucking? Sounds good to me. All that dirty Mormon shit bores me, though. Two seasons!
Dogsnaxx: You know, I saw all that footage of the raids in Texas this year. I was kinda disappointed. All unibrows and bird's nest hair...not a single Margie to be seen anywhere. I guess I can cross Polygamist Mormon off my "religions to experiment with" list.
Flipit: I know it's irrational, but I'm mad that Bill kinda cheated on his wives. I will forgive and forget, but only if Nicki runs over someone's refrigerator again.
MandaMo: My high school boyfriend was Mormon, and watching this show makes me glad that we broke up. That was one bullet closely dodged! I really wouldn't fit into the Mormon community well, I love meth too much. Meth and monogamy, that is.
HoneyG: He'll probably just end up marrying his oldest daughter. That would actually be quite realistic.
Flight of the Conchords returns to HBO at 10pm.
HoneyG: I can't wait to see how the boys come back after even Mel deserted them for the Doggie Bounce. Wag your tail like you just can't fail!
Dogsnaxx: Germaine and Brett are like my sweet, harmless, albeit slightly retarded neighbors down the hall. Love.this.show.
Copyhacker: I watch the songs on YouTube so I don't have to bother watching the whole show.
Flipit: Well there's a ringing endorsement if I've ever heard one.
TVgasm Predicts: 80% it will be back.
L-Word is back to SHOWTIME for it's last season at 9pm.
Flipit: This show had an excellent first season and then went straight into the shitter. I was tempted to watch Cybil Shepard make out with chicks, but I just couldn't do it.
Monamonzano: God, I've been watching and I'm dying to know....WHAT IS THE L WORD? Hopefully, they will tie up this major loose end for their final season.
The United States of Tara is on SHOWTIME at 10pm. A woman struggles to find a balance between her dissociative identity disorder and raising a dysfunctional family. Created by Steven Spielberg.
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Comments (13)
The return of Saturday Night Lights is about the only one of these that interests me. (Hurray!) Loved the gasmic comments, though.
1 of 13 | Posted by fire@will | Posted on January 5, 2009 9:09 AM
Mad hearts to Flippy for the massive editing job that must have been! The finished product is hi to the larious if I do say so myself.
2 of 13 | Posted by copyhacker | Posted on January 5, 2009 10:11 AM
OK, this was the best exchange ever. Much love to Flipit ;)
Monamonzano: Are you kidding me? This show is shit. SHIT! HA! Even the posters are boring . . .
Flipit: I just slashed your tires, skank. Call the cops. I DARE YOU! No judge would convict me.
3 of 13 | Posted by anicho01 | Posted on January 5, 2009 10:02 PM
I'm not gonna lie, I didn't read the whole thing yet, but I will. I did skim it though and skimming is almost reading, right? (Totally arbitrary sidenote: I didn't do that well in English classes)
Anyway, I love when you mash together these monster blog reviews, they're always hilarious. Here's my four cents about some of the shows (c'mon, pretend you care):
Scrubs - I used to love this show...then the last two seasons happened. Now I watch it and keep thinking 'Why didn't Zack Braff quit yet?'
Howie Do It - and I thought Deal or No Deal was the show that was going to make me start a three state killing spree
House - the damn show is called House, if it doesn't center around House I DONT CARE.
Lost - I sense a lot of Lost frustration from the panel. Personally, I loved the last season and i do think there is a plan. So there.
Thanks again Flip for doing these, they're always great.
4 of 13 | Posted by DrJerkass | Posted on January 6, 2009 4:43 AM
FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS.
5 of 13 | Posted by kevintheomanharris | Posted on January 6, 2009 5:32 AM
For those who do not have DirecTV, Friday Night Lights has been it's typical good self...love the Taylors!!
6 of 13 | Posted by LNNC92 | Posted on January 6, 2009 6:41 AM
i could not stop looking at the picture of ashley simpson and pete wentz. his head is the cloverfield monster compared to her's- it is ridiculously large. i just keep feeling bad for her poor vagina if their kid had a head like its pop.
could not stop laughing while reading this especially the discussion about the howie mendal show. "You've been Howie do'd!" or "That's how howie does it!" i am rolling. i am hoping that they go with the howie do'd option.
7 of 13 | Posted by reckless_saturn_11 | Posted on January 6, 2009 9:59 AM
omg, reckless_saturn! I just DIED when I read your comparison of pete wentz' head to the cloverfield monster!
Flipit, can't believe you put this thing together so speedily. You are truly the butter to my bread...and the jar of vaseline to my spatula...
8 of 13 | Posted by MandaMo | Posted on January 6, 2009 10:35 AM
mandamo:
i mean his head has its own gravitational pull. sorry i am just floored. has anyone else noticed this? i guess i don't look at too many pictures of the lovely couple.
9 of 13 | Posted by reckless_saturn_11 | Posted on January 6, 2009 11:31 AM
This was like watching Mystery Science Theatre 3000...or reading it...or...huh? Which one of you is the robot?
10 of 13 | Posted by itchy | Posted on January 6, 2009 12:00 PM
"Schoonie: I'd be all "This show's still on?" but I recap Survivor, so..."
HAHAHAHAHA omg, i laughed.
11 of 13 | Posted by sixty | Posted on January 6, 2009 3:42 PM
"Schoonie: I'd be all "This show's still on?" but I recap Survivor, so..."
HAHAHAHAHA omg, i laughed.
12 of 13 | Posted by sixty | Posted on January 6, 2009 3:42 PM
That's something I can keep in mind now. As long as "Survivor" is still on the air, "The Bachelor" will still be on the air.
13 of 13 | Posted by nerrawllehctim | Posted on January 6, 2009 7:02 PM