Chooch: The mom has multiple personalities & one is Larry the Cable guy.
Schoonie: And somehow, she's funnier than Larry the Cable Guy.
Cherie: This is my fav! Who doesn't like laughing at crazy people?
Flipit: At first I thought this was a reality show starring Tara Reid and I got psyched. Then I found out it's actually a Toni Collette vehicle. Toni is an amazing actress, but I am kinda sad that she's not Tara Reid.
MandaMo: I love, love Toni Collette, so I hope this show does her justice. But do you ever find yourself staring at her teeth? Like you think there is something wrong with them, but then when you look closer, there is strangely nothing wrong with them? What is going on there? They are like a trick mirror or something. My prediction is that I will continue staring at her mouth and still not figure out what looks weird.
TVgasm Predicts: 90% this one will make it to a second season and will be a hit by Showtime standards. Remember, this is the network that kept The L Word on the air for so long so it's not a tough call. Also, you don't wanna piss of Spielberg.
Secret Diary of a Call Girl returns to SHOWTIME at 10:30pm.
Chooch: Boobies on TV.
Monamonzano: Yawn fest punctuated by soft music and well defined abs. Aren't call girls passe yet? Craigslist? Anyone?
Flipit: How is this show coming back?? People need to discover internet porn already. Jeeze.
HoneyG: I'll just watch Millionaire Matchmaker. Or The Real World. Reality versions.
TVgasm predicts: That soft core porn addicts rule the world.
Paranormal State on A&E at 9pm.
Flipit: Oh for crying out loud.
MandaMo: I eat this show up with a spoon and then stay up all night long because I'm convinced that there's a demon in my room. PARAnormal State makes me muy PARAnoid! But, let's face it, it's fun to be scared. And even though the Halloween special exorcism episode was almost laughably ridiculous, it still gave me an irrational fear of rape by ghost.
Chooch: House finally returns on FOX at 8pm & someone's trying to steal Cuddy's job. It's that bitch they stuck in the ER this season.
Schoonie: More importantly, how will they continue to shove Thirteen in our faces constantly?
Mones: How long can Fox tease us before House and Cuddy finally do it!!! Lucky for them, I heart foreplay.
Copyhacker: Please, David Shore, kill off some actual cast members this season. There are about four too many. And that's not even counting the stupid private detective.
PopPrincess; I am in an uproar that they moved House to Monday's at 8pm because I am a firm believer that NPH and the How I Met Your Mother is one of the best things on TV, and its on Mondays at 8:30. What's a girl to do when you don't have a TiVo? It's like choosing between saving your spouse or saving your child.
Flipit: I predict that my mother will continue to record every episode of this show and then try to bounce fancy medical terms about every time I tell her I have a cold.
TVgasm Predicts: 100% House will be over when House says he's done, k?
1/21 Wednesday:
LOST!!!!!!! on ABC is back on Wednesday nights at 9pm where it belongs.
Chooch: Bet Jack cries through the whole first episode.
Copyhacker: All I know is they better explain the four-toed statue and fast.
Monamonzano: Big bad lost is at it again. I predict more shitty dialogue with more loose ends and cryptic scene shifts. Yeah, I'm going to watch...but only for Locke. I want him to butcher SOMETHING....maybe Kate, though she's a little lean. Oh, and, LOST fairies? I also want more Sayid naked. God bless.
Flipit: The biggest worry when this show was so awesome from the first episode was "do they actually have any idea where they're going with this or are they just making shit up?" Ben turning a donkey wheel to make the entire island disappear points to the latter, but I will soak up every single episode like I always have. Who cares if they know what they're doing? It's good. And Sawyer takes off his shirt a lot.
TVgasm Predicts: Lost has already decided when to throw in the towel, so we just predict that we will continue to be in love with it and hope that it doesn't suck.
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Comments (13)
The return of Saturday Night Lights is about the only one of these that interests me. (Hurray!) Loved the gasmic comments, though.
1 of 13 | Posted by fire@will | Posted on January 5, 2009 9:09 AM
Mad hearts to Flippy for the massive editing job that must have been! The finished product is hi to the larious if I do say so myself.
2 of 13 | Posted by copyhacker | Posted on January 5, 2009 10:11 AM
OK, this was the best exchange ever. Much love to Flipit ;)
Monamonzano: Are you kidding me? This show is shit. SHIT! HA! Even the posters are boring . . .
Flipit: I just slashed your tires, skank. Call the cops. I DARE YOU! No judge would convict me.
3 of 13 | Posted by anicho01 | Posted on January 5, 2009 10:02 PM
I'm not gonna lie, I didn't read the whole thing yet, but I will. I did skim it though and skimming is almost reading, right? (Totally arbitrary sidenote: I didn't do that well in English classes)
Anyway, I love when you mash together these monster blog reviews, they're always hilarious. Here's my four cents about some of the shows (c'mon, pretend you care):
Scrubs - I used to love this show...then the last two seasons happened. Now I watch it and keep thinking 'Why didn't Zack Braff quit yet?'
Howie Do It - and I thought Deal or No Deal was the show that was going to make me start a three state killing spree
House - the damn show is called House, if it doesn't center around House I DONT CARE.
Lost - I sense a lot of Lost frustration from the panel. Personally, I loved the last season and i do think there is a plan. So there.
Thanks again Flip for doing these, they're always great.
4 of 13 | Posted by DrJerkass | Posted on January 6, 2009 4:43 AM
FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS.
5 of 13 | Posted by kevintheomanharris | Posted on January 6, 2009 5:32 AM
For those who do not have DirecTV, Friday Night Lights has been it's typical good self...love the Taylors!!
6 of 13 | Posted by LNNC92 | Posted on January 6, 2009 6:41 AM
i could not stop looking at the picture of ashley simpson and pete wentz. his head is the cloverfield monster compared to her's- it is ridiculously large. i just keep feeling bad for her poor vagina if their kid had a head like its pop.
could not stop laughing while reading this especially the discussion about the howie mendal show. "You've been Howie do'd!" or "That's how howie does it!" i am rolling. i am hoping that they go with the howie do'd option.
7 of 13 | Posted by reckless_saturn_11 | Posted on January 6, 2009 9:59 AM
omg, reckless_saturn! I just DIED when I read your comparison of pete wentz' head to the cloverfield monster!
Flipit, can't believe you put this thing together so speedily. You are truly the butter to my bread...and the jar of vaseline to my spatula...
8 of 13 | Posted by MandaMo | Posted on January 6, 2009 10:35 AM
mandamo:
i mean his head has its own gravitational pull. sorry i am just floored. has anyone else noticed this? i guess i don't look at too many pictures of the lovely couple.
9 of 13 | Posted by reckless_saturn_11 | Posted on January 6, 2009 11:31 AM
This was like watching Mystery Science Theatre 3000...or reading it...or...huh? Which one of you is the robot?
10 of 13 | Posted by itchy | Posted on January 6, 2009 12:00 PM
"Schoonie: I'd be all "This show's still on?" but I recap Survivor, so..."
HAHAHAHAHA omg, i laughed.
11 of 13 | Posted by sixty | Posted on January 6, 2009 3:42 PM
"Schoonie: I'd be all "This show's still on?" but I recap Survivor, so..."
HAHAHAHAHA omg, i laughed.
12 of 13 | Posted by sixty | Posted on January 6, 2009 3:42 PM
That's something I can keep in mind now. As long as "Survivor" is still on the air, "The Bachelor" will still be on the air.
13 of 13 | Posted by nerrawllehctim | Posted on January 6, 2009 7:02 PM