Michael breaks Sofia's patio door with his elbow and breaks in. Guys, I'm sure she would have given you a key. Sheesh. Also, that's the second time today Michael has shattered glass with his elbow. I hope he at least switched sides. He uses Linc's gun to bash open the briefcase Sofia found in Whisler's fishing bag, and inside is a dossier. On someone named Jason Lief. At the risk of sounding repetitive: huh? Michael takes it, saying "if he's important to Whistler, he's important to me." Linc is over it - can't they just go sell bait somewhere and let these guys be all evil or whatever? Michael reminds Linc that they killed Sara, and he has to go after them. Linc reluctantly but understandingly gives him the car keys. Michael thanks him, they share a manly bear hug and Michael is off without another word.
"You smell so. bad. Who the hell wears corduroy in freaking Panama?"
Underneath a pretty, mournful a capella Spanish vocal, we see Whistler and Gretchen drive off, Mahone smirking in the backseat. At his welcome home party, T-Mac wanders off by himself and smiles a huge adorable smile when he sees a real live basketball goal, complete with a rim and a net and everything. It's very sweet. Bellick sinks to the floor of his cell in Sona, completely hopeless all over again. Sucre cautiously walks down the iconic Sona hallway. Linc holds Sofia's hand as she lays in her hospital bed, groggy but okay. Cartoon hearts fly out of her eyeballs as she looks up at Linc. And Michael, all alone, speeds down a pretty coastal highway, with Sara's flower artfully positioned on the passenger seat right next to Linc's gun.
And that's where they leave us. There! They leave us there! So does anybody know how they plan on handling this? I can't imagine there's another 22 episodes left in this thing, but it would kind of suck if we didn't get the last 9 or 10 we were supposed to have this season. Because what the fuck? Jason Lief? Mahone? Whistler? Sister Mary Puta? Bird book? Wha?
So um. Hasta luego, I guess! Just in case we don't get an ending, here's one for you: T-Bag gets conned and stabbed by the nun-whore, who then sneaks Sucre out under her robes; Bellick's mom comes and picks him up and he's totally grounded; LJ, Linc, Sucre and Sofia buy a bait shop with Westmoreland's money, which Linc finally remembers to salvage from the canal; Kellerman rolls in and teams up with Michael to kick some Company ass, then they all meet up and drink Mojitos and live happily ever after. The End! Oh, and the whole thing with Sara was just an elaborate ruse - she's perfectly fine and Michael finally, finally gets laid, because after 2.5 seasons, he SO deserves it.
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Comments (6)
shitting bees! hahahahahaHA!
... shitting bees.....
1 of 6 | Posted by josef | Posted on February 21, 2008 8:14 PM
Ah, how I hope pleasegodplease that your version of the ending comes true. From some Sara/Michael lovin' right down to Bellick getting grounded.
According to TVGuide.com, a fourth season is looking very possible. Half, full, who knows, but either way we'll *hopefully* get some answers.
2 of 6 | Posted by crypticquill | Posted on February 22, 2008 12:05 AM
I love how Bellick was such a mean ass guard in Season 1 and now he's such a total wussbag!
And poor Sucre, I was so worried they were going to kill him. They can't kill Sucre off the show, ever!
When Michael had the gun pointed at Gretchen I was jumping up and down yelling shoot her! Shoot her!!!
I'm dying to find out what happens. I really hope somewhere out there are the remaining episodes to this season. They can't just leave us with 13!!!
And no way is Sarah dead. She just can't be. I think they found a look alike and cut her head off to make us all believe it was Sarah.
3 of 6 | Posted by akgirl7 | Posted on February 22, 2008 11:16 AM
I'm pretty sure the spanish song at the end was roy orbinson's "crying".. lovely. Gosh how I wish Sara were here..!! and everytime i saw gretchen i was like "shoot her! will someone punch the bitch in her face already!?" this cannot be the end!!!
4 of 6 | Posted by duckncvr | Posted on February 23, 2008 8:01 AM
sorry if this is a double post, had trouble the first time..
the spanish song at the end is roy orbison's crying.. i'm now listening to it on youtube.. it really is a lovely version. i want to download it now! no idea who the singer is...
and gretchen gave me murderous thoughts every time i saw her.. grr.. michael needs to kick her ass. I was hoping Sara would return, but even LJ knows she's gone.. :(
5 of 6 | Posted by duckncvr | Posted on February 23, 2008 8:07 AM
Wow, duckncvr, thanks! I can't believe I missed that, and now that I think about it it makes that ending seventeen times sadder.
Also, josef, ha, your laughter made me laugh out loud. I concur that "shitting bees" is completely hilarious, and props to my friend Brian for getting me started saying it. Now go and spread it around the world!
6 of 6 | Posted by loula | Posted on February 23, 2008 1:29 PM