3.06. Photo Finish. In the yard, Lechero and his posse shuffle along past T-Mac, just minding his own business, and having a really nice season averaging 28.8 in the first five games. He accidentally knocks over a basket of corn, but Lechero just says he should be more careful in the future. Translation: you owe me. T-Mac runs off and Lechero snags something from the basket but we don't get to see what it is.

Michael chases after New Guy from last week, whose name, according to my closed captioning, is Tyge. Okie dokie then. Tyge clarifies that yeah, he knows Whistler from the Ambassador - Hotel, that is. He was the concierge and could swear Whistler worked there for awhile, but that's all he'll say. Michael has other concerns, like the fact that his escape hole just got chained up and he needs a new one in less than 4 hours. Whistler wishes Sucre could spray the fence one more time just to be safe, but Michael says that's not an option. "Unless he had another reason to be there," slurs Mahone, who's just been hovering around all spacey. Hmm. He and Whistler set off to find a replacement for the hammock-ladder that's locked in Michael's old cell. Mahone doesn't care whether Tyge knows him or not - all he cares about is that Tyge keeps a constant eye on Whistler, which is inconvenient when you're trying to break out of prison. Whistler says it won't be a problem. Hmm again!

Poor Bellick. Seriously, Wade Williams, you are my hero for making me pity this bastard. He tries to make friends with Tyge in the food line but is rebuffed and ridiculed. Tyge rather presumptuously thinks Bellick is just trying to get him in the sack, you see. Get over yourself, Frenchie.

Michael fills Linc in on the plan and gives him an assignment - find out where this guard's coffee cup came from and roofie the hell out of his afternoon cup. They start at 3:13, they'll be at the beach at 3:25, but Snoozin et al still think they're doing it at night. Linc pleads that he can't lie to them anymore, and Michael once again asks for pictures. Linc says there's not enough time, but Michael isn't breaking out of a damn thing if he doesn't see some pictures by 2:30. D'oh.

Okay, now there's this really weird scene with Susan and LJ. She's wearing just a men's oxford buttondown, for some reason, and as she gives him his sandwich, she tells him how, when she was taken prisoner in Mosul, she heard the US Army outside and tried to break out. Turns out it was a hostage exchange and 6 guys got killed, and instead of going home she was recaptured and horrible things were done to her for weeks. She shows LJ the scars to back it up. Which, yes, that really does suck. But you know what else sucks, Snoozin, is pretty much everything you've done this entire season. She very seriously tells LJ that this is not the time to be a hero. They play by the rules, everyone (who still has their head) will be fine. Then after just the tiniest pause, she brightly says "Eat!" It's inexplicably hilarious and scary.

"I don't know about you, but that torture story always makes me hungry!"

T-Bag is joking with his fellow Lechero Leaches. Turns out Lechero's real name is Norman, which, yeah, that's pretty funny. Sammy isn't laughing though. "Go get me some water, boy," he tells T-Bag. Teodoro reminds him he's been promoted, boy. Ooooh, totally fightin words, and Sammy reaches for the nearest available chicken foot. Lechero interrupts to say he'll take care of it, and Sammy reluctantly obliges. Lechero wants to know how that whole "snitch" thing is working out, but T-Bag carefully says he doesn't know anything, but Sammy's the one who's always changing the subject when he tries to get info out of the gang. Just so we're clear, Lechero = Othello, Sammy = Desdemona, Teodoro = Iago, and I think they're doing a rather good job with it.

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