Michael comes over to the three disposable crooks and totally cuts them loose, handing them some cash. He tells Abruzzi that he still isn't going to tell him where Fibonacci is. Huh? Wasn't that part of the deal? But Abruzzi doesn't even want to know. I don't get it. Anyway, the Three Stooges act peaceful about being paid off and ditched. They speculate about what happened to the other three guys - Tweener, Haywire, and T-Bag - and wonder whether T-Bag is dead.
T-Bag is not dead. He's busy getting his hand sewed back on with no anesthesia, by a vet in a small-town vet's office, on a moment's notice. I have to agree with everyone who has commented that this is one of the most redonkulous things ever to happen on this show, or possibly, on any show. On the other hand (gong!), this vet can now open up a side business called "Dr. Patel's Walk-In Hand Reattachment Emporium."
T-Bag looks at his freshly sewed-on hand. Are we supposed to believe that this hand is actually going to work, and not just turn black and drop off again within a day or two? So, in other words, the vet reconnected all of the bones, muscles, tendons, veins, arteries, and nerves? Damn. T-Bag's hand looks pretty gross and he responds to the sight by hurling in his own lap.
This vet's day just keeps getting worse.
Michael tells Link that it's time to go - a quick stop in Utah to pick up the loot, and then it's off to Mexico. Link tells Michael about L.J.'s hearing. Wouldn't you know it, he doesn't want to vanish and leave his kid in the lurch. Of course Michael can't really argue with this, even though he tries. Link says they have to snatch L.J. from the courtroom today - after that, he'll be in prison and then they would have to, well, break him out. He points out that Veronica (a.k.a. Duckface - thanks, Umnata) already got snuffed. Michael says they will have to get L.J. later because right now, "There's no plan in place." I'm starting to get the feeling that this Michael guy is kind of anal. Can't do anything without a whole damn elaborate plan. I bet he's no fun at all for a spontaneous night out on the town. He'd be all, "Hang on a second, before we can leave, I have to have the coordinates of the restaurant tattooed on my ass in the form of a fake phone number."
The Three Stooges say their goodbyes to Michael and Link. There is an especially touching hug between Michael and Sucre. Aw - roomies! Sucre says that he will "die trying" to get Maricruz back. Uh ... foreshadowing much? It's sad, I like Sucre, but I have rarely seen a character so obviously marked for a heartbreaking death. The Stooges walk off into the sunset. Michael is then forced to agree to Link's utterly insane plan to snatch L.J.
We're back at Fox River. Bellick and another guard are bitching about the escape. Bellick says this proves why you should never let women in the military, the police, or the prison-guarding profession. Unfortunately, he kind of has a point. It's not like Dr. Tancredi made some mistake that anyone else with her job, male or female, would also have made. No, she screwed up because she had the hots for a sexy inmate and he hypnotized her with his piercing blue eyes. Thanks for setting womankind back fifty years in the workplace, Dr. Tancredi! Bellick calls Tancredi "Dr. Sweet Cheeks," which sounds like something Mel Gibson would say. Pope interrupts to tell Bellick that they have been pulled off the case, and the FBI is in charge now. Bellick is not cool with this. Pope says that the two of them have been called to a meeting at the Department of Corrections.
Tweener is hanging out in a train station in St. Louis. He pickpockets a guy's wallet and contemplates stealing the identity of one Scott Holbrenner.
In the garage where the getaway car is parked, Link calls the courthouse pretending to be a reporter so he can get the time of the hearing. He tells Michael that it's at 3:00 and that he has a plan to pose as L.J.'s attorney. Yeah, that should work. Meanwhile, Michael succeeds in starting the car.
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Comments (20)
Great job Amanda. This is a lot different than passions but still not that logical.
1 of 20 | Posted by campfiregirl
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Posted on August 30, 2006 3:03 PM
I love love love Prison Break...but my big issue with this ep. was how Michael & Link knew exactly when LJ would be in the elevetor REGARDLESS of the previously unscheduled visit by agent Mahone. T-Bag is the best...if anyone can get their hand sewed on by a vet without anesthesia and live to murder again, it's him. By the way, if that hand isn't a shriveling green stump soon, I'm going to be pissed.
2 of 20 | Posted by suedisco
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Posted on August 30, 2006 3:31 PM
Killer recap, Amanda!
I bet it's poor Sucre in the flaming ditch car. Boo! Why can't they kill one of the not hot guys?
3 of 20 | Posted by Strock9
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Posted on August 30, 2006 3:47 PM
Bellick's home life has me way confused. I could have sworn that when he didn't show up for work back when he was tied up underneath the break room, there was talk of calling his wife to find out where he was. Anyone else remember this? Now all of a sudden he only lives with his mom??
4 of 20 | Posted by fycin
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Posted on August 30, 2006 5:27 PM
Excellent recap! I thought I was the only one who was confused why they kept talking about Utah like it's a city and not an entire state. I also didn't buy one minute of T-Bag's miraculous hand recovery. I doubt the hand would have been any good since it took a while before T-Bag put it on ice. And there's no way a vet would have been able to do the complicated micro vascular surgery needed to reattach the hand. I went along with PB last year when they had death row Linc working alongside the normal prisoners, but this deal with T-Bag's hand seems to be asking a bit much of us viewers.
5 of 20 | Posted by Aries
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Posted on August 30, 2006 6:17 PM
I'll add my name to the list of people who are annoyed by people going to the land of Utah. T-Bag should have said, "Lead me to Xanadu!" Maybe I wasn't paying attention, but I thought the vet's car was a Jeep Grand Cherokee, and Jeep's don't offer OnStar. That's a pretty minor quibble compared to T-Bag's hand that magically works good as new 10 minutes after the surgery. Oh well, I suppose you can't make a good thriller anymore if it's realistic.
Amanda, not a bad job for a first effort. You're snarky without sounding like you loathe the show, a la Kat. Are there any plans to recap Vanished? This seems like it could be a good show, although Rebecca Gayhart annoys me already.
6 of 20 | Posted by Elder Young
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Posted on August 30, 2006 9:12 PM
Or maybe he thought that the Hippocratic Oath, or whatever oath vets take, obligated him to sew on this psycho's hand, just as a favor.
I think vets take the Hippopotamus Oath :-P
7 of 20 | Posted by joyfulchicken
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Posted on August 31, 2006 1:32 AM
Joyfulchicken (#7), your comment about the oath is hilarious!
Amanda, dear, you're great! Very insightful, just-the-right-amount-of- snark commentary. I don't have anything to add and wasn't even going to comment, and restating the obvious would only take up space. Keep up the great work! Too bad "Rescue Me" and "Entourage" are done for the year, but maybe you can take over those shows also when they restart.
Your English and sentence structure are awesome, beating even the legendary J-Unit and B-Side.
Just one little doubt. Are we sure Veronica is dead? Her shooting was the only one not shown. All we saw was the bad agent shoot SOMEBODY (maybe).
They'd better get to reality soon or just start doing the show as an animated comic book.
8 of 20 | Posted by Tony A.
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Posted on August 31, 2006 4:42 AM
Are we sure Veronica is dead?
TonyA, Veronica was shown with big bullet holes in her face. She is dead. She's not a Terminator, she's not Lazarus, she's just DRT, taking the dirt nap, expired.
9 of 20 | Posted by carewski
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Posted on August 31, 2006 7:02 AM
Great job Amanda!
As much as I love this show, it is starting to get utterly ridiculous. You don't break out of prison and hang out within a 100 mile radius of the prison for as long as these knuckleheads are doing.
TBag is freakin' hilarious....I wonder how many takes he needs to deliver his lines without laughing everytime they shoot his scenes.
10 of 20 | Posted by fulfill_the_dream_78
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Posted on August 31, 2006 8:58 AM
On a show where a vet at an animal clinic can successfully reattach a hand thats been chopped off with an axe with some gauze, chewing gum and a rusty knife and Dr. Tancredi can lie dead and rotting of an overdose in her apartment for 12 hours and then magically come abck to life with nothing but a headache, I don't think a few bullets to the brain can stop Veronica. ANd judging from her actions over the last season, her brain probably wasnt her most vital organ.
If it wasn't for Wentworth Millers smoldering sexuality, I'd have given up on this show.
11 of 20 | Posted by EdHill
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Posted on August 31, 2006 9:09 AM
There seems to be quite a bit of dissent over T-Bag's miraculous recovery. Just how many hours post-severing did his hand lie around? A lot it seemed, considering it happened in the nighttime. It didn't go on ice until the next morning. Oh, and there's the whole bloody stump thing.
GM vehicles have OnStar, not Jeeps.
T-bag's recovery has set the show back a bit.
12 of 20 | Posted by BigTeebo
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Posted on August 31, 2006 9:12 AM
I liked the episode a lot, it was a quick hour. I am such a baby, I teared up when L.J begged his dad to let him go (in the elevator). I'm glad Bellick didn't off himself.
My big issue with the episode is T-Bag's damn hand! But I'm gonna let it go because it's probably on the show for comic relief. Actually, my main issue is that freaking Mahone getting the deal with the elevator so fast. GRRRR! Shut up, guy!
fycin (#4); When Bellick was stuck under the breakroom last season, they called his mom and she said he saw him leave for work. So they got that part right. :)
Great job on the recap, Amanda! Can't wait for next week!
13 of 20 | Posted by stacyrocks
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Posted on August 31, 2006 9:14 AM
I have to admit Amanda, I was skeptical at first b/c I havent' seen your other recaps. Plus Prison Break is often my favorite and you did a great job.
Seriously, why was it necessary for the vet to be stripped down on the table? So ridiculous.
This might be weird but I think that LJ got hot all of a sudden! I mean he's no Wentworth, but something happened to him in between taping last season and this season.
Hopefully its not Sucre in the car dead, b/c they showed him driving a car in the preview. Classic Prison Break obvious mis-direction.
And lastly, Mahone is going to be the one to uncover the government conspiracy right?
14 of 20 | Posted by noodle
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Posted on August 31, 2006 10:07 AM
OK, OK, so I missed the scene showing a dead Veronica! Sheesh! Must have been when I went to the medicine cabinet to get some Valium to get through these episodes without losing my mind. I even yelled out loud "Oh, Come ON!" when the hand was reattached and the Otis thing went down.
I thought Fox had us suspend reality enough with the "24" series, where we're willing to forgive all kinds of weird, impossible things to enjoy the action. Re T-Bag's hand, there is absolutely NO F____ng way a vet could reattach it without all sorts of support staff, special tools, anesthetics, a proper O.R. and hours and hours of surgery. Once the surgery was done the hand would have been wrapped with layers and layers of gauze and the patient would have had to recuperate for days, if not weeks, at the hospital. Instead, a light bandage suffices and we're expected to believe the thing won't just fall off. The entire thing would have been rendered moot by the time that passed between its being chopped off and the time T-Bag got it in ice water. Dammit, I said I wasn't going to restate the obvious, but I'm so mad I'm never going to watch this stupid show again.
15 of 20 | Posted by Tony A.
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Posted on August 31, 2006 10:26 AM
Comment #4, I agree, I am pretty damn sure that Bellick had a wife. Also, I think its alittle weird that LJ got the whole 3rd Otis Wright thing...seriously..maybe I'm not that bright, cause I would have never seen it. I also thought it was strange that Abruzzi was so quiet, he usually always has some stupid thing to say.
Amanda, great job, you had me laughing out loud at work.
16 of 20 | Posted by mstar1
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Posted on August 31, 2006 10:40 AM
"I have to have the coordinates of the restaurant tattooed on my ass in the form of a fake phone number."
Nice work, Amanda. Thanks for reminding me about the whole Fibonacci thing, apparently the writers have forgotten as well.
I must be a nerd, because I actually thought of elevators as soon as Lincoln mentioned it on the phone. Otis is the grandaddy of elevator companies. LJ was surprisingly unretarded this episode.
17 of 20 | Posted by brilliantmistake
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Posted on August 31, 2006 11:24 AM
I was laughing when Tweener was in the train station, getting all paranoid. For a minute, I thought I was watching "Get Shorty."
Tony A (#15): Your sentence about T-Bag's hand falling off cracked me up. Now I won't be able to watch T-Bag without thinking of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Hang in there, dude, and keep watching (read: snarking) with the rest of us.
Awesome recap, Amanda.
18 of 20 | Posted by HicksPub
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Posted on August 31, 2006 11:48 AM
Maybe Michael isn't telling him about Fibonacci because the whole jet escape thing was a bust.
19 of 20 | Posted by noodle
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Posted on August 31, 2006 2:13 PM
The whole Fibonacci thing is a dead deal anyway, since Veronica was Abruzzi's "insurance". He has nothing over Michael anymore, not that he probably knows it, but Michael does.
As for the lack of the President appearing, it seems the actress playing her quit the series prior to this season. Then again, they dug up a new actor to play Terence, so who knows.
20 of 20 | Posted by Romulus
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Posted on September 8, 2006 6:49 PM