Michael sent Tweener into town to fill up the car with gas. Meanwhile, Agent Mahone connected the dots on all of the escapee sightings and figured out that they were converging in a particular part of Utah; he also figured out the D.B. Cooper connection. Mahone ended up catching Tweener, and at the end of the show, a cop showed up at the old whore's house. T-Bag then took his erstwhile girlfriend hostage.

Romance gone sour.

In other news, we finally saw Haywire and it was a total waste of airtime. He broke into a fast-food place, pigged out, broke into some lady's house, and pretended to be her long-lost son or grandson; she caught on and called the cops; he stuck a knife in the window frame and took off, stealing an ugly painting of Holland.

In other other news, Governor Tancredi figured out that he was being played by a giant conspiracy when he saw his daughter's "friend" "Lance" (Evil Agent Kellerman) coming out of a briefing in D.C. The Gov later called Sara to warn her, and we saw that she was actually with Lance, and thus in danger. Um, why didn't he call her faster so that Lance wouldn't have time to get back from D.C. to Chicago? I'm just saying.

Now, on to this week's show.

T-Bag is still holding the old whore hostage, with a very sinister-looking pickax thing. A cute female cop comes to the door and walks right in. She calls out for "Mom" - whoops! Old Whore has a cop daughter! Cop Daughter notices some broken glass in the kitchen and her Cop-Daughter-Dar comes on. She heads upstairs to check things out. The only people upstairs are Michael, T-Bag, and Old Whore; the rest of the escapees are hiding in a hallway downstairs. Cop Daughter finds Michael and T-Bag holding her mom hostage. She's just about to turn the tables on them ('cause, you know, she has a gun and they don't) when Linc comes up behind her and grabs her.

Looks like T-Bag's idea of a party.

Agent Mahone is also in Utah, in the same town as our guys. He's being briefed by some local cop type. Mahone says that the escapees are obviously still around and trying to dig up the hidden money. He says that Tweener, whom he has in custody, is going to tell them where.

Dr. Sara is in the grocery store with "Lance," a.k.a. Evil Agent Kellerman. He wants to bake her cookies tonight. Again, that's literal - you see, he's still pretending that he's gay. Sara blows him off in a very unsubtle manner, since she just got a call from her dad telling her that Lance is dangerous. She does a very poor job of covering up and proceeds to ditch Lance right there in the store.