One Flew Over the Origami Crane's Nest - 
by sg-dub
FOX is doing viewers a disservice by airing Prison Break and "24" back to back. They are creating a Zombie Nation; that is, watching these two shows makes viewers so frantic and frazzled, no one is able to get to sleep until 2 or 3 AM every Monday night. If and when these guys ever get out of prison, they're going to be so bored with the real world that they'll yearn for the excitement, socialization, and danger of prison life again. They certainly seem to have it better than I do these days - exciting poker games, art classes, loads of recess time, sex on demand (albeit freaky tranny sex, but still...)
Okay, so maybe our hero Michael doesn't have it so good at the moment - stuck in the psycho ward trying to have a meaningful conversation with ol' Haywire. The problem was that Haywire was so hopped up on goofballs that he couldn't think straight, let alone remember his former cell mate - yes, the 4 month hiatus FOX forced on us seemed to have affected Haywire too. Like, who the hell remembers that Michael stole his toothpaste to use the tube to store his corrosive agent that he squirted into the infirmary's drainage pipe?
Uh-oh, Haywire just remembered that! And he was about to kiss Michael, full on the lips (see pic)! And without toothpaste for such a long while, how would Michael react to the bad breath? Answer, after the jump.
Ah, Haywire wasn't trying to kiss dear Michael; he was only getting up in his grill because that's what all the prisoners at Fox River seem to do to each other. Their little tête-à-tête was broken up by Nurse Ratched and her pills. Michael, not actually being insane, refused his meds. This brought the wrath of the giant nurse/guard enforcer guy who forced Michael to take his meds. But giant nurse/guard enforcer guy missed his final exam at Nurse/Guard Enforcer University since he failed to check under Michael's tongue, a rookie mistake if I've ever seen one! As a result, Michael spit out his jagged little pill and continued badgering Haywire.
Across the yard in Gen Pop, Bellick and his pasty sidekick Geary were rubbing their hands in greedy glee at the prospect of auctioning off Michael's old cell. With Sucre in the SHU and Michael gone batty, their cell would be a hot commodity what with its view of the whole block and relative cleanliness. Location, location, location. Geary immediately had a taker for 200 bucks - but he reneged when he noticed the - GASP - leaky toilet.
Westmoreland and C-Note got wind of the "auction" and sprung into action - they needed to "win" the cell and keep the toilet truth under wraps. C-Note promised to get 500 bucks, no problem, and set about collecting from some of his boys in the yard. While C-Note was forcing people to cough up money, Michael was alone with Haywire forcing him to cough up his meds. Michael tricked Haywire into opening his mouth and then - HIYAA! - he jammed his fingers down the psychotic man's throat, forcing him to vomit. Which we got a nice view of on the floor.
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