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041006b.jpegLast week offered a bit of a respite from the frantic nervousness of the typical Prison Break episode. That tranquil feeling continued for about 2 minutes this week as we revisited Michael and his little science fair project in Warden Pope's office. I'm so glad the show didn't "forget" the Popsicle stick Taj Mahal - it's such a beautiful thing amidst the ugliness of prison life. And seeing Michael's crafty diligence in the face of a melted shoulder blade, a condemned brother, a failed escape, and a missing pinky toe is an inspiration to us all.

Alas, Popsicle Mahal, which previously served as a seemingly magical vehicle to allow Michael to slither around, through, above, and below the prison walls, was nearing completion. She's a beaut - but the plaster coating may require some more support beams on the inside.

Speaking of things that are beautiful on the outside but are hiding fragile ugliness on the inside, once-a-druggie-always-a-druggie Dr. Tancredi appeared and demanded an audience with Pope. Alone. She was there to discuss the piece of guard uniform she found in Michael's back burn. Will he make up a story out of "whole cloth?" What lies will he "weave?" Will he test Tancredi's moral "fiber?" The answers after the jump.

Dr. Tancredi was, of course, with Pope to discuss the mystery of the guard uniform evidence in Michael's burn. She was concerned that a guard was abusing fair Michael and thought Pope should know. (How could she know, really, that Michael's cellmate had bribed his cousin to supply a guard uniform so Michael could sneak through the prison's interstitial pipes and out into the yard, across into the Wack Shack, then back through pipes and then got burnt in the boiler room because a guard was down there feeding his alcoholism?) She only meant well.

Back in his cell, Michael was torturing himself to remember the burnt off blueprints. He got pissed at Sucre for hassling him, but he was merely projecting - Michael was pissed at himself for forgetting. You know how geniuses are - always kvetching about one thing or another.

041006d.jpgA new character was introduced - a rather hulking beast of a man named Avocado - and he had his eye on young Tweener. Turns out that Dickhead Supreme Bellick had turned the giant predator onto the fresh meat in an effort to scare up some info out of him. Tweener told Bellick, "I can't get to Scofield cuz he's got his own peeps up in PI!" The solution? Add the punk to Scofield's work crew. This didn't fly to well with the boys, so they sought to get rid of him by sending him outside to clean a bunch of paint brushes. "A'ight, sorry I busted up the party, yo." I just want C-Note to knock this kid out for lamely trying to co-opt his culture.


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