4.19 S.O.B. Another episode title made up of familiar initials, only tonight they pretty much mean what you think they mean. That lady is a bi-hi-hiiitch. So the star of last week's show, Victor Sandinsky, is still chillin' in Linc's swanky apartment, swearing up and down that he doesn't know Christina. Luckily, finally, Michael realizes he should probably call the boys and let them know the very important information he got from Sandinsky's phone, which is that he does know her, and in fact, they've been conspiring and/or colluding via email. Oh, also, as Michael is explaining this, he's McGyvering some shit up with bleach and little baggies of something or other. AWESOME. Linc is like, thanks for the tip, now get out of town so I can take care of my bidness. As if! It's the last 3 episodes, he's not going to miss out on that. Once Michael's done with his science project, Sara gives him a weirdly chaste smooch and hands him Sandinsky's phone, from which he proceeds to call Christina. She's immediately suspicious that he'd have the phone turned on at all, since he's smart enough to know they can trace it, but she just tells her guy to hurry up and find him before he changes his mind. She talks to him for just long enough for her guy to find their exact location in - wait for it - a warehouse. This of course is exactly what Michael is counting on, because he's awesome like that.

"So maybe I should be avoiding toxic chemicals, you know, for totally non-fetus related reasons I'm not comfortable disclosing just now."

Meanwhile, the boys are laying in to Sandinsky, getting a little less polite about encouraging him to fess up. "I don't work for the Company!" he whines. "Six words that never prove true," T-Bag observes astutely. Finally William Fichtner gets something interesting to do, which is reprising Angry Scary Mahone. Remember him? Anyway, Self, because he's a punk, thinks it's Michael who's lying, which T-Bag agrees would make sense if he were trying to throw them off the scent and get to Scylla first. Angry Scary Mahone doesn't have time for this junior high drama bullshit, and neither does Linc, who cuts to the chase and puts a gun to Sandinsky's head. The others remind him that he can't help them if he's dead, but Linc is just in LINC SMASH mode and there's no reasoning with him. Which is why it's good that the General and his men don't try to reason with him, they just bust in with more guns and tell him, in no uncertain terms, "Down, boy! Heel!" Baldy walks right up and confirms with no fanfare at all that yeah, Vincent totally works for them, has for many years. In fact, he should be able to help them find both Scylla and Christina. Which reminds Baldy, hey Linc, what the hell, your mom has the thing and you don't tell me? He decides not to kill them just yet, since they managed to find Sandinsky and all. When he gives up Christina's address, Baldy gives the boys the rest of the day to track her down. And the goose chase is on! Baldy holds T-Bag back, all "Hey, wanna sit with the cool kids at lunch today?" Baldy has a new pet!

« American Idol: Rock Isn't Dead, but it Could Use a Haircut | Main | New York Goes To Work: Is That A Snake In Your Grass, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me? »

Posted in Prison Break by Loula at 7:50 PM | Permalink | Comments (4)
Last Comment: spinal11 on May 8, 2009 03:31 PM.