Project Runway: Heart Attacks Are Ugly
Tonight on Project Runway, hearts, soup, and raft inflations.
Most creative, well thought out design of the episode.
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February 5, 2010
January 29, 2010
Project Runway: Donkey Pong
Tonight on Project Runway: The Flamingay almost goes extinct and another Brit tries to get his skin to absorb American Tanning Spray, with disastrous results.
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January 21, 2010
Project Runway: Carb Wrappers
Tonight on Project Runway, models are confronted with their greatest fear: CARBS.
Potatoes were in those things before you were. EEEEWWWWW!!!
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January 15, 2010
Project Runway: The Birth of the Flamingay
Tonight on the Season 7 Premiere of Project Runway, tears! Old American Idol runner ups! Kors with a (possibly) legitimate tan! Come on in!
Alright, Kors, now you're overdoing it.
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January 13, 2010
Project Runway: Meet the Cast
It's been two whole months since we last saw a decent Irina death scene, and I know you're all pleased as punch to be back here. This season of Project Runway doesn't have a title, so I'm going to give it one to make me feel better about last time: "Season 7: Oops, Our Bad Sorry We Call Do Over!" I was a little hesitant at first, but then I saw the commercial. Whatever Lifetime is up to with this one, I'm liking it already.
Girrrrrrl!!
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November 20, 2009
Project Runway Season Finale: Frigid Funeral
Tonight, on the Project Runway Season 6 Finale, bangs lose.
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November 13, 2009
Project Runway: Throwing Up Makes Your Eyelashes Giant
This week on Project Runway, Minnesota erases half his face, Carol Hannah barfs and talks super slowly, and Irina turns her dog into a hooker coat.
I hope you die.
You too.
Copycat.
You are.
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November 6, 2009
Project Runway: Poor People Are Losers
Tonight on Project Runway, some of the most beautiful art on Earth inspires a pile of crap you'll never remember. Well, at least this season's CONSISTENT.
Time to slaughter the donuts.
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October 30, 2009
Project Runway: Maybe the Second Time Will Be Less Lame. Or Not.
Tonight on Project Runway, the show apologizes for all the hacky shit boring ass work of this season by having the designers recreate it. Uh...thanks?
And closing my mouth while I eat.
October 23, 2009
Project Runway: Feather Grease
This week on Project Runway, the judges smoke a bong, Cranyons are handed a new color for free, and...
...Milla is forced to watch her own movies.
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