November 6, 2009

Project Runway: Poor People Are Losers

Tonight on Project Runway, some of the most beautiful art on Earth inspires a pile of crap you'll never remember. Well, at least this season's CONSISTENT.

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Time to slaughter the donuts.

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October 30, 2009

Project Runway: Maybe the Second Time Will Be Less Lame. Or Not.

Tonight on Project Runway, the show apologizes for all the hacky shit boring ass work of this season by having the designers recreate it. Uh...thanks?

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And closing my mouth while I eat.

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October 23, 2009

Project Runway: Feather Grease

This week on Project Runway, the judges smoke a bong, Cranyons are handed a new color for free, and...

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...Milla is forced to watch her own movies.

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October 16, 2009

Project Runway: The Tackie Challenge

Tonight on Project Runway, one witch is out and another returns.

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I'll give you a hint, this is the one that doesn't get aufed.

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October 9, 2009

Project Runway: I'm Leaving You. Again.

This week on Project Runway, we celebrate Oktoberfest and Elvis waaaaaahs for forty minutes. Good times.

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It's so haaaard!

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October 2, 2009

Project Runway: Blue is the New Fug

This week on Project Runway, blue is the new fug.

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Nothing personal.

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September 25, 2009

Project Runway: Ruffle Boners, Icy Queens, and DietTribes

This week on Project Runway, illegal alien human hybrids across Earth bowed their heads in shame and we found out what gives Gunn boners.

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My pants just got tighter in the crotch area.

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September 18, 2009

Project Runway: Preposterous Spewing

This week on Project Runway, the LA Times finally proves itself useful.

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If an adjective's under four syllables, he's not using it tonight.

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September 11, 2009

Project Runway: Dolls Don't Dress Themselves For a Reason

Tonight on Project Runway, we get some insight into the minds of models.

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Don't say I didn't warn you.

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September 4, 2009

Project Runway: Riding the R'amona Wave and Breaking Your Arm

Tonight on Project Runway, Epperson finally speaks. And it's really really annoying.

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The day the giggles stopped.

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November 6, 2009:Project Runway: Poor People Are Losers
October 30, 2009:Project Runway: Maybe the Second Time Will Be Less Lame. Or Not.
October 23, 2009:Project Runway: Feather Grease
October 16, 2009:Project Runway: The Tackie Challenge
October 9, 2009:Project Runway: I'm Leaving You. Again.
October 2, 2009:Project Runway: Blue is the New Fug
September 25, 2009:Project Runway: Ruffle Boners, Icy Queens, and DietTribes
September 18, 2009:Project Runway: Preposterous Spewing
September 11, 2009:Project Runway: Dolls Don't Dress Themselves For a Reason
September 4, 2009:Project Runway: Riding the R'amona Wave and Breaking Your Arm
August 28, 2009:Project Runway: If Your Viscera Speaks to You, See a Doctor
August 24, 2009:Project Runway All Stars: Tim Gunn Gets His Perv On
August 21, 2009:Project Runway: Shooting Fish in a Barrel
October 16, 2008:Project Runway: Bang Sisters, Tree Huggers, and Bleeding Hearts
October 9, 2008:Project Runway: Spare Some Change?
October 2, 2008:Project Runway: Natural Disasters and Tugboat Traumas
September 25, 2008:Project Runway: Understanding Blue Light
September 18, 2008:Project Runway: The Curse of the Sidekick
September 11, 2008:Project Runway: The Lion, The Witch, and the A Hole from Utah
September 4, 2008:Project Runway: Mr. Toad's Wild Ride
August 28, 2008:Project Runway: Don't Carry a Dowdy Chicken On Your Shoulder
August 21, 2008:Project Runway: The Night Flamenco Died. Again.
August 14, 2008:Project Runway: Grandma One Eye Wins A Nurse For Life
August 7, 2008:Project Runway: Fifty Foot Frump Banned from Beijing!
July 31, 2008:Project Runway: A Night on the Clown
July 24, 2008:Project Runway: Who Wears Short Shorts?
July 17, 2008:Project Runway: The Virgin Mary Killings
March 6, 2008:Project Runway: FIERCE
:Podgasm: The End of an Era. Well, a Season. A Fierce Season.
March 3, 2008:Project Runway: Shock and Awwwwwwww
February 15, 2008:Project Runway: Oh, Man. That is Soooo 1616.
February 8, 2008:Project Runway: You Fight Like a Girl
January 25, 2008:Project Runway: Every Dog Has Its Day (and I'm Not Referring to Nina)
January 18, 2008:Project Runway: Avant's Haaaaaaard!
January 11, 2008:Project Runway: Jersey Pretty
January 4, 2008:Project Runway: Eat Me
December 14, 2007:Project Runway: Disease, Normality, and Extra Skin. Just Another Day in Paradise
December 7, 2007:Project Runway: There Are Some Kinds Of Tacky That Just Won't DIE!
November 30, 2007:Project Runway: A Trace Amount of Integrity
November 24, 2007:Project Runway: The Every Day Woman Is A Fattie
November 16, 2007:Project Runway: Dressing in the Dark
November 7, 2007:Project Runway: Snap Judgement
October 19, 2006:Cheaters Never Prosper*
October 18, 2006:Project Runway Live Blog Finale Tonight 10-18-06
October 15, 2006:You Reap What You (Don't) Sew
October 11, 2006:Project Runway Live Blog Finale Tonight 10-10-06
October 10, 2006:Sturm und Drang!
September 29, 2006:The Fantastic Four!
September 20, 2006:TVgasm Goes BAWLS Out at Fashion Week!
:Katie and Andy's European Vacation
September 18, 2006:Everything Auf'd is New Again
September 13, 2006:Project Runway Live Blog 9-13-06
September 12, 2006:Live Blog Madness!
September 8, 2006:How Sweet It Is!
September 7, 2006:Vincent Gets Auf
September 6, 2006:Project Runway Live Blog 9-6-06
September 3, 2006:Really, Really Gay Paree
August 30, 2006:Project Runway Live Blog 8-30-06
August 25, 2006:Momma Drama!
:Win a Trip to Project Runway!
August 23, 2006:Project Runway Live Blog 8-23-06
August 18, 2006:Garbage In, Garbage Out
August 17, 2006:Get Some BAWLS and Go to Project Runway!
August 16, 2006:Project Runway Live Blog 8-16-06
August 14, 2006:Reality Double Take: Before Brangelina There Was Braustin Scarpitt
August 10, 2006:Chering is Scaring
August 9, 2006:Project Runway Live Blog 8-9-06
August 6, 2006:Keith Fought the Law...
July 28, 2006:Bradley Screws the Pooch
July 27, 2006:Project Runway Live Blog 7-26-06
July 21, 2006:Life's Rich Pageant
July 19, 2006:Project Runway Live Blog 7-16-06
:Live Blogs Today: Big Brother, Rockstar, and Project Runway
July 14, 2006:Basketweaving 101
July 12, 2006:The Road to the Runway is Paved With Bad Designers
:Project Runway Returns Tonight
July 10, 2006:Return to the Runway
June 27, 2006:Meet Santino Tonight! Find Out What He Smells Like!
March 24, 2006:Moving To The Projects (Runway) -- UPDATED
March 10, 2006:The Dao of Chloe
March 6, 2006:All Good Things....
March 1, 2006:A Message from Daniel Franco
February 28, 2006:Our Story So Far....
February 20, 2006:The Iman Cometh
February 10, 2006:Make (it Work) Over Madness!
February 9, 2006:Fashion Weak
February 3, 2006:The Constant Gardeners
January 30, 2006:"It's a Mother F***ing Walk Off"
January 20, 2006:Ice, Ice Baby!
January 16, 2006:How Much is That Model in the Window?
January 3, 2006:Now Dasher! Now, Dancer! Now, Prancer And (Lots of) Vixens!
December 21, 2005:I'm a Barbie Boy
December 10, 2005:Project Run-wah-wah-wahhhh (Pt 2)
December 9, 2005:Project Runway EEZ EEN! (Pt. 1)