Project Runway Season Finale: Frigid Funeral
Tonight, on the Project Runway Season 6 Finale, bangs lose.
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November 20, 2009
November 13, 2009
Project Runway: Throwing Up Makes Your Eyelashes Giant
This week on Project Runway, Minnesota erases half his face, Carol Hannah barfs and talks super slowly, and Irina turns her dog into a hooker coat.
I hope you die.
You too.
Copycat.
You are.
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November 6, 2009
Project Runway: Poor People Are Losers
Tonight on Project Runway, some of the most beautiful art on Earth inspires a pile of crap you'll never remember. Well, at least this season's CONSISTENT.
Time to slaughter the donuts.
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October 30, 2009
Project Runway: Maybe the Second Time Will Be Less Lame. Or Not.
Tonight on Project Runway, the show apologizes for all the hacky shit boring ass work of this season by having the designers recreate it. Uh...thanks?
And closing my mouth while I eat.
October 23, 2009
Project Runway: Feather Grease
This week on Project Runway, the judges smoke a bong, Cranyons are handed a new color for free, and...
...Milla is forced to watch her own movies.
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October 16, 2009
Project Runway: The Tackie Challenge
Tonight on Project Runway, one witch is out and another returns.
I'll give you a hint, this is the one that doesn't get aufed.
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October 9, 2009
Project Runway: I'm Leaving You. Again.
This week on Project Runway, we celebrate Oktoberfest and Elvis waaaaaahs for forty minutes. Good times.
It's so haaaard!
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October 2, 2009
Project Runway: Blue is the New Fug
This week on Project Runway, blue is the new fug.
Nothing personal.
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September 25, 2009
Project Runway: Ruffle Boners, Icy Queens, and DietTribes
This week on Project Runway, illegal alien human hybrids across Earth bowed their heads in shame and we found out what gives Gunn boners.
My pants just got tighter in the crotch area.
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September 18, 2009
Project Runway: Preposterous Spewing
This week on Project Runway, the LA Times finally proves itself useful.
If an adjective's under four syllables, he's not using it tonight.
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