Marion is more (shocker) stoic about the choice, saying he should go home. Steven says it's both their fault, but he doesn't want to go. They are all excused for the Judges Private Time. The initial critiques are regurgitated, but Heidi adds "homeless" to her dirty from da basement rant on the Pocahontas number, and Kors adds that it looked like a melting Cousin It. HA.
Nina says flat out that she hated Christian's dress as much as she hates the "disco eighties". Kors says if you added some big button earrings to the ensemble you'd be on The Facts of Life. LOL, Michael Kors. Never change. Heidi hinted that tonight would be a double elimination, but she was just being geziert. Jessica chooses Victorya's dress as the winner, and actually commits to selling it. Vic did a good job, but I was really rooting for crazy face to win this one. Ah, well, there's always the next time she knocks it out of the park (never). Sad horns.
Steven and Carmen are excused from the Runway, leaving Marion and Christian. Christian's dress was only for skinny girls stuck in the 80's, but Marion's dress "left us feeling sad," so he's out. Aw!! Poor guy! He whispers his entire goodbye speech and I have no idea what he says, but he looks happy. Or upset. Or really pissed. Kors gives a little wave, sad to see the only other person whose face never changes leave so soon. I feel sorry for the next person who orders flowers from this poor kid.
Happy Anniversary. I'm leaving you.
Next week, the most difficult PR challenge EVAH. And finally, people start getting bitchy. YAY! What do you guys think? Was crazy face robbed? Will Victorya ever construct something other than a shirt dress? Will Ricky find new ways to embarrass both Mexico and homos? Find out next week!
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Comments (16)
Man this show is great. I'm so glad crazyface is still there. Kinda sad to see sad squiggy leave though. Poor thing.
Love the recap!
1 of 16 | Posted by CheriesTake | Posted on November 25, 2007 3:36 PM
LOL...sad squiggy!
Flipit, Thanks for the good laugh. I laughed out loud so often that my husband thought I was losing my mind.
What a great writer you are...really special around here. Salute.
2 of 16 | Posted by moxy | Posted on November 25, 2007 5:47 PM
flipit I've been reading your recaps since your first one, they are all great. I finally had to tell you that:) thanks for entertainig us!!
3 of 16 | Posted by justina | Posted on November 25, 2007 5:59 PM
Oh my. In preparation for Thanksgiving festivities, I (accidentally?) hurled myself down a flight of stairs & now it literally hurts to laugh. D*mn you, Flipit! It hurts!
4 of 16 | Posted by Lime23 | Posted on November 25, 2007 7:12 PM
Loved your FIDDLER screencap. I laughed out loud.
Also, I think that Nina Garcia might have been pregnant or nursing when this was filmed. Maybe that's why she shows no signs of the botox.
5 of 16 | Posted by ReeseWitherspoon | Posted on November 25, 2007 9:32 PM
I love reading the recaps, so I finally registered because I have to share what I know... regarding the be-hatted crying Ricky, I have worked with him. He conveniently left out all of his career experience when he vaguely interviewed, "I came to NY to dance, and well... I ended up with my own lingerie collection". He did not mention the years of working for other people, designing a licensed collection, and walking off that job literally an hour before he was fired. Another big scandal ensued at his next company, and I heard he was threatened with a giant lawsuit for certain conduct at that job. He showed his collection at a trade show, received small orders, and promptly went out of business. The next I heard of him, he resurfaced on this show! I have to wonder if the Bravo producers did any sort of background check on the people they choose to have on the show... beyond the mess that is his career, he is a nasty spiteful person with horrible taste- both these facts were the reason he was about to be canned before he walked off that first job I mentioned (with no notice- very classy). I told several coworkers that he's on the show, and were so thrilled he was in the bottom three the first episode! One more thing- those are purely crocodile tears being squeezed out for the camera.
6 of 16 | Posted by vivalasvegas | Posted on November 26, 2007 4:53 AM
you're not allowed to use botox when you're preggers? that's when you need it most! like wine. lame.
lime, feel better! i hurled myself down the stairs on purpose this tday. wah me. thanks so much for commenting guys. and thanks for the gossip, viva! i can't wait to see little ricky craaaaaack. what a dope. LOVE
7 of 16 | Posted by flipit | Posted on November 26, 2007 8:55 AM
Hey Flippy!!!! So nice to start my return to work with your refreshing dish! I wasn't hating on Ricky . . . but now . . . well, I think I'm buying what you're selling flipit--withdrawing . . . I know I weep my ass off when I'm out of clean needles--and forget that spoon burning shit . . . I need ready to shoot!!!
Very ho-hum fashion this week, for me, I was confronted at the water cooler and I had to squeeze my little brain to remember anything, other than top 2 and last. Are capes in!? I thought leggings were a fashion don't . . . they certainly are in my world! (unless accompanied by fishnets!)
Something about that Steven guy was bugging me . . . next to go!?
8 of 16 | Posted by juddfan | Posted on November 26, 2007 12:05 PM
"No, God Complex, it's a hypothetical. Christian gives her permission to say he should go since it was his design and she squeezes out some salt as she chokes "him."
I started coughing I laughed so hard at that. My little sister and I are sooo on the same page. I looked at her and she said "Jeez calm down, she's asking who you want to go home not the gas chamber."
9 of 16 | Posted by PixieGal262 | Posted on November 26, 2007 11:59 PM
Great recap!!
I learned two new things from this episode. 1. Steven might be a serial killer. Or Art Garfunkel's cousin. 2. Sarah Jessica Parker has far less fashion sense than most people give her credit for.
10 of 16 | Posted by memememe | Posted on November 27, 2007 9:46 AM
so I went to S&B to buy the winner dress and vest (not to wear together, me being in the Midwest, we don't typically mix and match like that). Anyhoo - the dress is there in plum and black - v cute. But, it is SO shorty - would definitely need pants for fear of showing your Britney. And, without the vest, it is very shapeless - so I sort of looked like I had the shape of a purple pumpking. With the vest on, it was much more flattering. The jury is still out on if I would purchase, but thought I would give you my 2 cents...
11 of 16 | Posted by cfab | Posted on November 27, 2007 1:56 PM
Flip, excellent recap!
12 of 16 | Posted by slutty_whore
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Posted on November 27, 2007 4:53 PM
Steven's nickname should be Slingblade.
13 of 16 | Posted by dojean | Posted on November 28, 2007 3:50 PM
This recap was truely excellent. I spit out a peice of cake when I read the Elisa cootchie licking bit.
I want to add some other factoids though. Steven does have a super crazy way of speaking, but he's no Slingblade. As someone who's dated him he's totally hot in real life, and probably much better looking than anyone who is sitting around home so much that the think using "Slingblade"as a pejorative is still a viable as comedy. Also Steven works at a museum, but one hastens to add, he's a secretary at that museum- not an exhibit maker. Word to your mother!
14 of 16 | Posted by jazzhandstheworld | Posted on November 29, 2007 2:34 PM
Steven and Jazzhands sittin in a tree...:)
15 of 16 | Posted by flipit | Posted on November 29, 2007 4:21 PM
Jazzhands-
Yeah, you're right. It was a stupid comment and a dated reference at that. Just a note of caution, though: if there is anything tougher than the world of reality television, it's the blogs about reality television. Much tougher than what you've probably run into while dating museum secretaries. Be prepared for your ex and his fellow contestants to be savaged weekly. First by each other and next by the blog commentators. The judges remarks will be the least painful things they hear each day. Have fun.
16 of 16 | Posted by jeanhyclak | Posted on November 29, 2007 4:54 PM