Tim comes in, but instead of checking on everyone, he brings in the models for an early fitting. Daniel made Kelli's skirt, and it's a mess. Daniel says that it's no problem, it just has to be fixed. She agrees, but fixing to her means starting from scratch. From what we are shown, she's right. The skirt looks really bad. Daniel rolls his eyes and tells us that he doesn't care because it's not his design. Yeah, know why? Cuz yours wasn't good enough. Get to work, butch!
Things aren't going any better for Terri and Pleather. She goes to check on his work and it looks like an uneven, unformed crapfest. She has no problem saying it to his face (in a kind of nice way, considering), which pleases Kenley. She starts chanting fight! Fight! Fight! And tosses a jar of Vaseline to Pleather, warning him to take off his earrings or Terri'll rip up his lobes. He says that he's only doing the shirt cuz Terri told him too and now she doesn't like it!!! Waaaaahhhh!!! I don't remember Terri asking him to make a poorly sewn tent, but maybe that part's on the cutting room floor. Kenley warns him that he better come up with a defense on the runway, because if you can't sew very well, blaming other people is very important.
Tim comes in with two hours left to check on progress. He thinks that Blayne's shorts are way too casual, but he likes the top. Blayne tells Tim "holler atcha boi!" and Tim laughs. I think he was the only person in the country that did, but nice to see the scrunchy face go away for a sec. Tim is loving Leatha and Jerrel's work, and it's hard to see where he's coming from on that one.
This is what telenovela stars wear when they lift weights.
Tim says that you can tell they are collaborating, and I agree. It's not bad. It's really really bad. Congrats you two! Kelli One Eye's number is looking pretty hideous, too, and I'm kinda surprised because she's usually good. She's putting the leopard print with teal accents, and the result isn't very promising. Tim is dubious, which basically means they're screwed. He moves on to Pleather and Terri next, and they are tense and silent. He asks what's up and Pleather says that they have very different styles. Tim asks what the difference is. Silence, and then they start talking at the same time.
Terri: He's a woman ass whine face and can't do shit.
Pleather: She's meeeean!
Tim loves it, so they cheer up and group hug. Then Terri and Tim wipe off the Pleather sweat and pretend it never happened. Tim is happy with Kenley and Keith's progress too, and he mentions how horrible it would have looked with the god awful print Kenley chose at first. LOL. Korto and Straight Guy are next. They've made a giant, bright orange jacket that looks like what I imagine women getting their hair cut in India wear.
Just a little off the bangs, please. My dot needs to show.
Tim isn't thrilled about the jacket, and Straight Guy immediately says that he agrees that the jacket's baggy and It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown-y but he's trying to be supportive of Korto. OUCH. Straight Guy is the biggest girl of the season, and that's saying something. After Straight Guy agrees with Tim's assessment that the jacket looks like a sweet potato (HAHA), Korto calls him out on only saying something only because Tim's there. He says he's only agreeing now because Tim's actually there now but he was thinking it the whole time. Korto snaps, right in front of Tim, that she has immunity this challenge and if this doesn't work, Straight Guy will be the one to go. She tells us that if Straight Guy was standing in the street and a bus was coming, she wouldn't just say oh well there goes another straight guy, who cares?, she would pull him to safety and say what's up you fucking breeder moron that was a bus! Loving Korto. When Tim leaves, Straight Guy tells us how shocked he is that Korto got so mad when he just tried to make a couple little suggestions. She's no dummy. She tells him straight up that she will cut him if he fucks with her so from now on don't pull that crap. I have two heroes this episode! What's happening?
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Comments (23)
Both bottom outfits were pretty bad but who wears Bermuda shorts to work unless you work in a zoo? Why aren't the designers judged on past performances along with the present design? It would clean out the bottom feeders faster.
After sitting all day on those ruffles on Keith's dress, they would be smashed and wrinkled to Hell and back.
Can't believe I'm saying this but I liked Jerrel and Stella's dress this week...even the belt.
Great recap as usual.
1 of 23 | Posted by skies | Posted on August 14, 2008 1:38 PM
I had to register just so I could comment. This recap was HILARIOUS!!! Especially the picture of Korto's jacket - Just a little off the bang, so my dot will show. I literally snorted. GREAT JOB!
On another note I LOVED LOVED LOVED Jarrell and Letha's outfit. That was HAWT and I would definitely wear it. I agree that the one-eyed drunk shouldn't have went home this go around.
2 of 23 | Posted by Peter Pan | Posted on August 14, 2008 2:25 PM
First off, great recap!
Nextly, I can't believe you missed the bestest line of the whole season (and maybe of all tv-dom)when Terri said (of Pleather) "I don't know if he's packing balls or va-jay-jay, but nobody's suckin' on these ti**ies. He needs to man the f*** up!"
I'm still laughing!
3 of 23 | Posted by hillpete | Posted on August 14, 2008 2:35 PM
thanks you guys! hillpete i didn't miss that line! i quoted it! she is now my hero. xo
4 of 23 | Posted by flipit | Posted on August 14, 2008 2:52 PM
I can't believe I'm going to say this, but Jerell was robbed this week. That outfit was fierce (Oh, how I miss my little Christian). I can't believe it was the brainchild of a man who steals his clothes from the homeless. Besides, I think Keith stole that skirt from squircangle.
And I totally agree that Kenley is turning into a major c-word. I thought little Daniel was going to cry. His hag turned on him.
5 of 23 | Posted by Pegster | Posted on August 14, 2008 3:09 PM
Flip,
I stand, humbly, corrected. I missed it! I must have been distracted by those nasty, nasty nails! I was even looking for it specifically, cuz I knew you were dying a thousand happy deaths, just like me!
6 of 23 | Posted by hillpete | Posted on August 14, 2008 4:07 PM
I hate Kenley now! Yay!
I liked Jerell's the best, too -- I actually think Heidi/Kors/Garcia would have picked that the winner, but it seemed that Brooke wanted the other. Alas.
I also wish they would take prior successes/failures into account in the Aufing, but maybe this way creates more drama. Or stupidity. One or the other.
7 of 23 | Posted by Lime23 | Posted on August 14, 2008 4:16 PM
Had to register, also.
I laughed throughout this episode and yet I laughed even more while reading your recap, flipit. Great, great work. Thank you!
8 of 23 | Posted by vukoncrack | Posted on August 14, 2008 7:16 PM
Another great recap. I can't decide but I think I really hate this show this year. I find myself fast forwarding through most everything except a few workroom scenes and the actual "runway show." I put that in quotes because mostly their stuff sucks big time. And I hate Korto. She is vile and bitter! What happened to being so grateful for the fresh start? She was probably like "Okay, thanks for bringing us to America where we won't be killed...now step off before I chew off your head 'cause you're standing in the way of my success!"
9 of 23 | Posted by bingo blog boy | Posted on August 15, 2008 7:26 AM
I have to agree with the commentors who thought Jerrell and Stella's outfit was the best. I really liked it and it was obvious that the judges did too. I actually thought the winning design was really ugly - the skirt was an ugly shade of brown and I hated the pattern on the blouse. And I agree that it would be ruined after about an hour of wear. Brooke really picked a loser there.
And I kind of liked Blayne's outfit and was glad he took responsability. Everyone else failed to do so and that was really lame. I was all for Kenley, but hope she gets hers soon. What a biyach!
10 of 23 | Posted by armstrae | Posted on August 15, 2008 7:59 AM
Flipit you are the master of these asses! I love it, love it, love it and I giggled Diet Dr. Pepper up into my nasal cavity with the "just a little of the bangs so my dot will show" caption. I'm gonna miss ol' One Eye, too, she seemed like she'd be fun to watch get drunk (I wouldn't actually get drunk WITH her because I think she might be one of those nutty girls who would actually try to have sex with me and that's just ewie).
It seems that Blayne IS actually getting paler before our eyes. It's too bad nobody told him about that giant fiery ball of gas that is visible in the sky for up to 16 hours a day, cuz I've heard that thing could help you tan, too. He's so crispy.
And was it my imagination or was Leathuh wearing MAKE-UP on this episode? Suddenly she looked a little less mannish and a lot more drag-queen-ish. I can't wait for my (wish he was) husband Chris March to reappear next week for the drag queen challenge... you know he could design rings around ALL of these assholes from this season!
love to you Flipit!
xoxox
J-Mo :)
11 of 23 | Posted by J-Mo | Posted on August 15, 2008 8:20 AM
Any other season and Blayne would be gone by now. I also liked Jerrell and Stella's outfit the best. They really seemed to work well together.
Realityblurred.com has a great article today about the editing of this show --- as evidenced by the workroom clock. I never paid much attention to it before, but from now on I will. It appears that Tim's critiques come very late in the day which doesn't really allow the designers time to make adjustment ( although most seem to think they know better anyway).
12 of 23 | Posted by Anonymous | Posted on August 15, 2008 9:47 AM
Straight guy is such a punk! When they were working, he was all "oh, yeah, I LOVE the sweet potato blouse! It's cute!" But as soon as Tim voices his doubts, SG chimes right in. Korto was right: disagree if you gotta disagree, buddy, 'cause your ass is going to be hanging out when the design gets canned.
Although I hated Blyane's bermuda shorts (for the office? Really?) you can't really blame the kid and it woulda sucked ass if he'd been cut for it: Brookie approved the design as it was. If he changed his mind and made it a skirt, he would have been lambasted for not giving the client the idea that had been pitched to her.
And LOVE LOVE LOVE Terri's comment about Pleather. It was a turn-my-head-from-across-the-room, I-hafta-rewind-and-see-it-again-ohno-she-di'int-just-say-that! moment. Beautiful!
13 of 23 | Posted by marishka | Posted on August 15, 2008 10:39 AM
I can't stand Kenley. Her voice is so annoying AND she's assholicious after cracking up at her supposed BFF right in front of the judges.
I actually softened a little for Jerrell on this episode, when he ended up with last choice and ended up with Leathuh I think he made the "I was going to use leather anyway" comment to make it seem like he would have picked her even without the last pick, to make her not feel bad. I could be wrong, but that's how I interpreted that whole thing based on his tone of voice when he said it.
14 of 23 | Posted by cherin | Posted on August 15, 2008 11:04 AM
Excellent recap, and awesome comments, I agree with everyone, cept I don't hate Kenley yet, in a way, I don't blame her for laughing, I'm sooo not impressed with Daniel, no matter what he says about his taste, like the surreal girl, stop telling us what it is and what you are, just f in' do it!!!!
I too loved Terri's comment, had to hang gap mouthed for a moment, and obviously Pleather is a major tool who will self destruct soon!
Who thinks this time around they said, let's get a bunch a lossah's this season, so we can have some big laughs!!!!
Also, one eye, she was so confident early on, but as far as her fashion eye goes, hmmmmm . . . .last time I checked, I did not see a college or high school filing out with a bunch of kids dressed in "papa-gino-table-cloth" plaid sewn into bows with singer patterns, call me crazy!!!! She soooo reminds me of my niece tho, so I ain't a hatah!!!
So happy to see you getting the love Flip!!!!
15 of 23 | Posted by juddfan | Posted on August 15, 2008 11:09 AM
Maybe one reason Blayne wasn't eliminated is that fashion mavens have been touting Bermuda shorts for office and evening wear this season. (I know, it's nuts, but they claim that with the right top and shoes, it's a look.)So maybe they gave Blayne some credit for being current and different.
I agree that Jerrell did a better job, but I hated the color of the belt. Besides, I don't think Brooke would want to call attention to her monstrous hips with that cinched look.
I'm not sure that the winning look will do much for Brooke's coloring. It worked well on the model, though.
16 of 23 | Posted by pixielated | Posted on August 15, 2008 1:02 PM
Oh, I forgot.
I really think Daniel should have gone home. I know that they always kick out the team leader, but his construction "skills" and "taste" had a lot to do with the failure of the outfit. I would take Leathah over him any day because the girl can construct an outfit, out of leather or whatever.
Anyhow, I dislike everything I've seen from Daniel. I hated Kenley for laughing at him, though.
17 of 23 | Posted by pixielated | Posted on August 15, 2008 1:07 PM
You gotta figure that Kenley and Daniel has some bitchy fight in the past week that we're not privy to --only way to explain her turnaround.
I think she was right to laugh out loud at him and his continue comments about how much taste he has, how high end he is, etc. When he looks even more like a bum than the hobosexual and clearly can't design clothes any better than I could (although I sewed a button on my pants today...yes....).
Oh, and yeah, I agree, I thought the hobosexual was being quite gracious when he ended up with Pleatha.
Anyone noticed that they toned down the 'Suede 3rd Person' routine this week? Suspicious...
18 of 23 | Posted by itchy | Posted on August 15, 2008 1:34 PM
Hilarious episode, fantastic recap.
So nice I got to laugh twice...
19 of 23 | Posted by Nemesiis | Posted on August 15, 2008 4:45 PM
Great recap as always, but I disagree about one thing: Blayne's outfit was far worse than Kelli's. Kelli's wouldn't have been half bad if the underneath garment wasn't a bustier, but a shirt that someone would actually, like, wear. The look wasn't THAT bad -- there was just too little of it. Wearing lingerie under your suit jacket was something Amanda on Melrose Place could get away with, in 1991, but no one else could (or should).
I read next week's TiVo synopsis, and the guest judge is RuPaul. Holla!
(What does "holla atcha boi" mean, exactly? Please enlighten us straight people..?)
"At some point, he's gonna have to make something that doesn't suck, but I guess he'll cross that bridge when the car behind him rear ends him and forces him onto it."
ha! I love sexual innuendo!
(If I'm not mistaken, Indian ladies don't get their hair did. Or is that just the Punjabis? I know that's the case for the men, which is why they wear a turban. They never cut their hair.)
I liked that Terri was willing to call that dude out, but could she be a little more vulgar next time? ::cringe:: Srsly, would you sit on PR's confessional couch and call somebody that on national TV, even if he deserved it? IDK. She just seems low-rent and crass to me now.
I agree with y'all: Jerrell/Leatha should have won. and Keith is a snotty brat.
20 of 23 | Posted by Memememe | Posted on August 16, 2008 1:32 PM
"The look will have to be day-to-night because Brooke's character has to wear the same thing at work as she does when she meets Piranda, Clamantha and Tarlotte for pink martinis and girl talk about Mr. Fig."
HAHA, YES.
I also liked Jerell's design the best this week. Sad to see Kelli go, although that dress was truly fug.
21 of 23 | Posted by rubinia | Posted on August 17, 2008 8:10 AM
Memememe:
You are ridiculously mistaken. Indian women get their hair done!! wtf?! How many WOMEN do you see walking around with turbans?? Dumbass.
22 of 23 | Posted by emma maddie | Posted on August 18, 2008 9:08 AM
Plenty of people wear Bermuda shorts to work in my office (and I work for a pretty big firm), which is why I liked Blayne's outfit. Has nobody been to the mall lately and seen whats on the racks for corp wear? Certainly not my fave, but def not one of the worst.
23 of 23 | Posted by luciil | Posted on August 19, 2008 1:49 PM