Next is the Squirc version of the baby doll. That's like a normal baby doll, but instead of straight lines, it's curved, and instead of just a normal clown collar, it's a clown collar in crazy nonsensical shapes. And now, for something completely original! The exact same skirt we've seen four times now, but this one in aqua and cream! I'm sorry, but skinny girls wouldn't wear these dresses. They add twenty pounds. The most beautiful dress she's made is next, and it's a long, flowy evening gown. I think I like it cuz it doesn't have crap all over it. It is, however, that same blue cotton candy color. The finale is the Bristol Palin wedding dress from last week. I never noticed that the boobs were formed into lips. It's disturbing. I really thought Squric was gonna shake it up and do something crazy different tonight, but it's just her old bag of tricks in three colors. YAWN.
Now it's time for commentary from the peanut gallery. Chris March (I MISS YOU!!!) liked CutToe even though there was no human hair involved, Nick from Season 2 liked Squirc. Figures. Daniel from this season likes Kenley, duh. Cut to Kenley telling a reporter that anyone with taste must have loved her. And yes, she is still wearing the leaf antenna. Hopeless. Gillian liked, oh who knows? I stop listening every time she talks. She's like a blank piece of paper. You want to write on it, but there's stuff to watch on TV so you just ignore it. Rami liked CutToe, and Blayne looks like a deflated football.
Let me guess. You designed that yourself.
Not to sound like a broken record, but how did Laura not win? LOVE
Watch out, Andie McDowell! Sylar's trying to steal your powers!
CutToe won fan favorite!! Wait. Why did we find that out in a commercial? There better be a reunion! I just looked at next week's TV Guide and there's not one scheduled for next week! LAME!!! I might just have to make one up. That shit would have been good.
The judges gather backstage and fawn over girl power. Tim calls the points of view palpable. LOL. The designers are brought out, and Kenley is still wearing that sad plant on her head. She is first to get grilled. Kors calls her line charming and says he loved her hand painting. Tim agrees and says she has a profound point of view. Nina loved her line but thinks that she ripped off Balenciaga. Oh, snap! Kenley rolls her eyes and I press pause and go to Google for answers. MyIt.com posted this pic of the dresses side by side and I gotta say, RIP OFF! Shame on you, Kenley!
Kors calls it a cousin, and Heidi says that a lot of people were talking about it at the show. Ouch. Kenley plays dumb and Nina said that it's her duty as a designer to know what's going on in the fashion world so that she can tell when she's blatantly ripping people off. Kenley gets teary and says they have called her a thief four times and she knows that she should do more research. She says it in a very pissy tone. I don't think anyone's accusing you of not looking at fashion magazines, I think they're accusing you of memorizing them. Nina just smiles like she just ate a plate of fresh baby.
Burp.
Kors thinks CutToe found a way to inject color into her line without making it look like the set of a Wiggles video. He loved the MacGyver gown, and Tim thinks she hit a bulls eye with the pleated taupe dress and he loved her use of color. Heidi thinks some of the pieces were over worked and there are "too many idears" in each garment. Nina agrees but says if she can just calm down she'll be a success.
Kors loved everything about Squirc's line and says that her workmanship is perfection. Tim liked her Dancing with the Stars number the best. Nina loved the variety (pants, shorts, skirts, dresses) in the line and Heidi says she liked the petals but there was way too much on the runway. Kors says she is running the risk of being called Petals Marshall, "which would be a good stripper name, but not a good designer name." WTF kind of stripper would call herself Petals? Kors, you're sick. Nina says the petals are one note. THANK YOU. Finally.
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Comments (67)
Oh God, I saw Tim look into that camera when he walked away from Kenley and I damn near died laughing! It was priceless! I ran it back three times. That is definitely the best moment of this whole season....... and the icing on the cake is when she finds out HE'S a JUDGE! "Oh crap."
1 of 67 | Posted by chooch850 | Posted on October 16, 2008 3:30 AM
Flipit, I love you, but Kenley's blatant cheating rip-off makes her deserve getting tossed on her ass. She definitely is the Wendy Pepper of this season, getting by on being ratings gold and giving Tim attitude as good as he gets.
And, if I'm not mistaken, the only reason Squirc did the "petal" thing, it was because of her theme which was the waves of the ocean. So, her commentary from the judges was BS, since that was her theme. Of course, the theme is going to be "one note", as a cohesive line only has one theme.. DUH.... for once, the judges got the winer right.
I thought all three lines were very good and would have been happy with any of them winning. Bright careers for all!
2 of 67 | Posted by slutty_whore | Posted on October 16, 2008 5:58 AM
Great recap, Flip!
I'm so glad Kenley got the boot first. She's got talent but her attitude is skank. Did any see Cut's model when Kenley went backstage and said she was out. I swear she was smiling and then had to cover her face. Hilarious!
None of the shows blew me away. Leanne's color palate was boring, as was Cut's line (appealing to the everyday woman but not dramatic enough for a runway show). I only liked a couple of Kenley's stuff.
3 of 67 | Posted by ha_thatsfunny | Posted on October 16, 2008 6:26 AM
Okay, I will have to be the one to say it...
I loved Leanne's line! I thought it was gorgeous, but I'm a sucker for that sea/sky blue she used. I was happy to see her win, although I thought Cut-toe was a close second. Kenley's painted fabric and black rope lost it for me.
I will maintain, here and forever, that I only watched this season so that I could laugh out loud the next morning with your recaps, Flipit. I am very excited to share Top Chef with you!!
Love always,
M
4 of 67 | Posted by michigan | Posted on October 16, 2008 7:11 AM
Great recap as always! The recaps made this season of PR for me.
The runway shows were all good, but no one's was great IMHO. I probably would have given it to Kenley b/c I like color. CutToe's stuff was hit or miss for me like it's been all season. Squirc's stuff was very nice but overall it was boring b/c it all looked alike! Maybe they only make that reusable fabric stuff in 3 colors. And she is so unattractive looking with that hair and no style sense. Who would go to her as a designer. At least Horsey and Cut have a style. I was surprised by the outcome b/c I thought they'd give it to Cut. But they've been been acting whacked this season.
On another topic, I can't believe that no one on TVgasm recapped Greateast American Dog this summer! That show was a trip. If there's another season of it, flipit, PLEASE PLEASE write the recaps!!
5 of 67 | Posted by LindaLC | Posted on October 16, 2008 7:33 AM
I am surprised Kenley didn't come out with a Chanel suit and claim it was inspired by a tugboat dock. She managed to rip off four designers in the last few weeks and claim ignorance of all of them.
I rolled my eyes so hard I got a headache.
6 of 67 | Posted by gitgo | Posted on October 16, 2008 7:35 AM
Flipit-love your recaps and I look forward to them every Thursday. I have to say that Kenley should have never made it to the finale with the wedding dress. Adding some tulle and a stupid headpiece is not designing it is copying. Same with the air freshener dress another blatant copy. She would have won if not for the two obvious knock offs.
I loved Leanne's collection, but she really could have done more with color. There are so many other colors on a beach besides aqua, white and sand. But a good job actually designing and not copying.
7 of 67 | Posted by AIR376 | Posted on October 16, 2008 8:05 AM
Another LMAO recap from you, Flipit! I thought Cutoe should win just on the mom factor. Kenley is a big rip off artist and has a very poor attitude. Best look EVER from Tim. How different my life would have been with Daddy Tim. *Sigh* Looking forward to Top Chef.
8 of 67 | Posted by oldmomoftoddlerboys | Posted on October 16, 2008 8:20 AM
I honestly thought Cuttoe was going to win. She had some gorgeous stuff going on. However, I really loved Squirc's stuff as well. When the model was walking with that blue evening dress on, it flowed just like water. It was breathtaking.
Kenley? I believe that she believes that she doesn't rip stuff off. However, I suspect that maybe subconciously she does. Like she sees an image, but it doesn't register. Then later when she is designing, it influences her in the back of her head, but she isn't aware of it. Know what I mean? Of course, the skank can still go suck eggs.
9 of 67 | Posted by Snootchy Bootches | Posted on October 16, 2008 9:00 AM
Copycat Kenley couldn't win. Can you imagine the scandal?! While I agree, the girl can sew, I liked her work during the season better than what she did for Bryant Park. How awesome was it when she said what we were all thinking- SHOULD OF BEEN NICER TO TIM. Karma kicks ass again (or maybe J-Lo's foot) to have him come in and judge. Love Tim!
Cut Toe should have won IMO but I am no fashionista, just an average woman. Loved the green dress, didn't notice lopsided boobs.
Oh Squirc! Congratulations! I thought everything was beautifully sewn but nothing someone would want to wear except for the dress she had her modelmuse in. LOL flipit on the caption for the last boyfriend hugging picture.
THANK GAWD you are recapping Top Chef! I can't wait! Thanks so much for such fast and fabulous recaps this season, flipit!
Much love,
MrsC
10 of 67 | Posted by mrsc | Posted on October 16, 2008 9:01 AM
Chris March should have won for this season! Human hair would have been waaaaay more interesting than the Hemp Whoopee Cushion Explosion Of 2008 that Squircky put out, or Cut-Tozie's same kelly-green-with-chewed-up-gum-wad-jewelry-walking-vulvas, or Horsey Page's "Oopsie, I spilled a child's PRANG watercolor set alllll over this fabric so it looks super-avant-garde-and-non-copyright-infringing!" And where was Hedda Lettuce's invite to Fashion Week?!? I can't believe Leeanne didn't invest $2.39 in a bottle of Frizz-Ease!!! Her boyfriend is gay. This season sucked bad. But I love you, Flipit, and I'm glad you recapped this show, there was so much to poke fun at... I'll see you real soon!
love always,
xoxox
J-Mo :)
11 of 67 | Posted by J-Mo | Posted on October 16, 2008 9:05 AM
OMG!! I'm going to miss your recaps so much. WAAAHHH (That's me crying if you didn't understand)
Ok, so I LOVED Squirc's line!! Its the only one that put a smile on my face as it came down the runway. When she won I said "Yeah Squirc!"
Did anyone elso notice the reality orgy that was the final show? Danielle, previous winner of Next Top Model was on of Cut-Toe's models, as well as evil Bianca of Top Model fame who was recently in the news for being in a phsical altercation with the chick from Hairspray. Also the really annoying red head model from a past Project Runway season that talked too much. It was pretty exciting.
12 of 67 | Posted by MrsBojangles | Posted on October 16, 2008 9:17 AM
First, I loved, loved, LOVED Tim's expression after Kenley was all snippy with him. I rewound it 3 times myself. Loves it!
Second, the blonde that came in who Kenley said shouldn't act up was Morgan. She was on one of the previous seasons of PR. She wore one of the designer's outfits out on the town and ripped it. She was a mess.
Third, how excited was I when I recognized not only the he/she from You Want to be a Supermodel, but also Bianca and Danielle from America's Next Top Model. They were in Cut-Toe's show.
Fourth, I think I need to take a break from TV. I think I watch way too much.
Thanks for getting the recap out so quickly! You are the best!
13 of 67 | Posted by jenday23 | Posted on October 16, 2008 9:23 AM
Flip, LOVED the recap. I think you definitely should make up a reunion show for us.
CutToe was robbed!
14 of 67 | Posted by Clair | Posted on October 16, 2008 9:41 AM
Thanks for the recaps, FlipIt. Enjoyed each and every one.
Did anyone else see a resemblance between Kenley's un-organic flower/rope piece with the exaggerated hips and Squirc's Saturn challenge piece with the exaggerated hips?
And when Kenley came out with the potted-plant on her head, I thought completely of Hobosexi...
Just saying.....
15 of 67 | Posted by vukoncrack | Posted on October 16, 2008 9:44 AM
Oh yesss MrsBojangles! And was that not Naima in the gray shirt that begged for a bra?
Maybe if she had worn one she'd of been in one of the shows?
16 of 67 | Posted by mrsc | Posted on October 16, 2008 9:55 AM
HA! I love seeing a picture of Grimace. What a guy.
Also, imagining Nina eating a plate of baby will keep me smiling all day. Thanks for that.
When Kenley put that leaf headdress on, I was aghast. For your big show at Bryant Park?? REALLY?! Maybe she was trying to move out of the 50s and into the Home Depot gardening center.
Korto should have won. I can't really imagine how anyone is going to wear Leanne's line and not look like a roll of paper towels slowly becoming unraveled. But hey, at least it's sustainable!
17 of 67 | Posted by jito | Posted on October 16, 2008 10:01 AM
God. Can we PLEASE get a new recapper next season who actually knows SOMETHING about fashion? It's LaCroix. You should already know the Balenciaga collection; it was huge. When you're recapping a show about fashion, it helps if you KNOW about fashion. I still can't get over the fact that you posted the COMPLETE wrong McQueen dress a week ago. Please either study up on your fashion or stop recapping. You aren't even funny half of the time and anything slightly humorous is ruined by your lack of knowledge of the fashion world. Take a look at the Project Rungay blog. THEY understand fashion, know designers, etc. You're a disappointment to TVGasm.
18 of 67 | Posted by sixty | Posted on October 16, 2008 10:18 AM
Also. You didn't even mention that the blonde was Morgan. COME ON. You can't blog Project Runway if you don't know Morgan.
19 of 67 | Posted by sixty | Posted on October 16, 2008 10:19 AM
And anyone calling Leanne's clothing "unwearable": um, so? They weren't necessarily designing for the average woman. That is why Kenley's collection looked extremely amateur. Go ahead and insult Comme des Garcons for not being wearable.
20 of 67 | Posted by sixty | Posted on October 16, 2008 10:22 AM
Is "sixty" an ongoing joke commenter that I didn't know about or is he/she serious?
21 of 67 | Posted by MrsBojangles | Posted on October 16, 2008 10:33 AM
I noticed Naima from ANTM too. I never found her attractive at all so I'm not surprised no one picked her.
I liked Cut Toe's line too but knew that Leanne would win. It's funny how the judges commented about her being too "one note" when they are supposed to design a cohesive collection. Kenley's stuff didn't go together at all except for the use of color. But I'm sure we haven't seen the last of her...
22 of 67 | Posted by murphena | Posted on October 16, 2008 10:39 AM
Hey sixty, honey, if you don't like TVgasm's (and Flipit's) irreverent take on this silly show, perhaps you should consider sticking to the sites that are, you know, DEDICATED to PR only. That way you and the truly fashion-conscious can congratulate each other on your vast stores of knowledge and feel superior to those of us over here at TVgasm who choose to poke fun at the deadly seriousness of it all and have a good laugh (and if you don't Flipit's writing funny, then I kinda feel for you, cuz it seems the majority of people here do). There was no need to come on here and post a hateful triptych of comments like that...
love to you, Flipit!
J-Mo :)
23 of 67 | Posted by J-Mo | Posted on October 16, 2008 10:41 AM
Hey sixty,
While I can kind of understand where you're coming from, the point of the recaps is just what it is...to tell the reader what happened during the episode. Whatever observations/opinions are made are purely to give the recap some life and for the reader to have a laugh. Don't take it too seriously! NO ONE knows anything about fashion so just have fun with it! I know Flip is!
24 of 67 | Posted by crazy711jess | Posted on October 16, 2008 10:44 AM
Kenley for the win??
No way, no how! I thought it was fine; there were some good pieces, and no real clunkers, but it wasn't really cohesive -- didn't read like a "collection" to me. I thought the other 2 collections did that much more. -- happy for Leanne and for Korto to win the fan favorite thingy.
Jerrell's (if anyone looked at it), sucked, and Suede's really, really sucked. Just sayin.'
25 of 67 | Posted by Lime23 | Posted on October 16, 2008 10:57 AM
I don't mind Flip's opinion, but when it comes to mistakes about designers (the McQueen mistake, the Lacroix mistake), it just gets annoying. I think that, while anyone can enjoy this show, the recapper should be a step above the rest in terms of fashion knowledge. There are people out there who:
a) have a sense of humor.
b) enjoy PR.
c) KNOW stuff about the fashion industry.
They would be better suited to blogging this show. Seriously, the blogger of this show should have more knowledge than KENLEY. Most people have more fashion knowledge than her. Flip, unfortunately, doesn't even come close to that and therefore, should be replaced.
26 of 67 | Posted by sixty | Posted on October 16, 2008 11:14 AM
Tell it, J-Mo!! Humph, nobody puts Flipit in a corner! Moving on, Flipit, i love your captions & this was my fave line:
Squirc looks down at the odd shapes of the poo and decides that she'll use it as inspiration for her next line, which will now be based around the poocleangle.
Teehee, you're not kidding, this probably isn't too far from the truth! Well, I was hoping for Squir's win all along, but after seeing the runway shows, I actually liked Cuttoe's line the best. I liked that it varied in color and shape (at least moreso than Squirc's did, I thot). I also liked some of Kenley's pieces as well but they didn't seem to have a unifying theme---I didn't care for the Dynasty dress or the hand-painted Balenciaga knock-off tho. (Also, why did Kenley say she snuck into the tents last year when supposedly she doesn't like to look at collections??) I think a poster further up had it right by saying Kenley may be one of those people who internalizes the memory of something without realizing it (poster # 9 said it better).
I did recently hear that geometric patterns are the current trend for fall for Squir is in luck w/ her new fart cushion shape!
Can't wait for Top Chef, Flipit!
27 of 67 | Posted by tati | Posted on October 16, 2008 11:21 AM
Um, Sixty...
This is a TV show recap, not a FASHION recap. I couldn't care less if Flipit can tell a Lacroix from a LaTarget!
Go Flipit, we love you!
XXOO
M
28 of 67 | Posted by michigan | Posted on October 16, 2008 11:28 AM
OMG...just watched everyone's collection. Jerrell and Suede's were HORRIBLE!! I don't know what they were thinking. Joe's wasn't too bad, just a bit ordinary and nothing we haven't seen.
Still think Kenley ripped off those two dresses....no question about it.
29 of 67 | Posted by air376 | Posted on October 16, 2008 11:45 AM
LOL YOU CAUGHT ME! I know nothing about fashion! I totally thought I was pulling one over on you guys by using "fart cushions" to describe a skirt. I am ashamed of myself.
As far as last week's McQueen "mistake", I admitted that I had no idea what dress they were referring to so I picked two from the net that were similar. And LaCroix? Misspelled. I watch AbFab and know LaCroix, ok? "LaCroix? Baby spew. LaCroix? Baby spew." Thank you.
You might not want to bother with my Top Chef recaps, cuz I don't know dick about food either. My gig is to make fun of people on TV who take themselves too seriously. That I know. The rest I make up.
Thanks for the read, and thanks for the spelling correction. FIXED.
xo
30 of 67 | Posted by flipit | Posted on October 16, 2008 11:55 AM
flipit, I love, love, love your recaps and I don't care if you know about fashion or not. I watch Project Runway and I don't know anything about fashion but I still enjoy it. You could have written LaBoy and I wouldn't have known the difference. I am as clueless as you but I enjoy your wit and you make me laugh out loud. I'm so looking forward to your Top Chef recaps. Thanks for adding some humor to our lives.
31 of 67 | Posted by TVeyes | Posted on October 16, 2008 12:31 PM
"Can someone please explain to me what the hell happened to Nicole Kidman?"
It is called plastic surgery addiction and she has been suffering for quite awhile.
32 of 67 | Posted by Fitz | Posted on October 16, 2008 12:46 PM
flip, you are my hero. and recapping is effing difficult, more difficult than i imagined when i got into it! you are absolutely hilarious and i cannot WAIT for you to take over top chef again!!!!
LindaLC: i did one episode of greatest american dog for auditiongasm actually! it was a pretty ridiculous show, i agree.
jmo: sing it, sistafriend.
i missed the finale (gasp! i know, i know) but looooved all the pics and info. feel like i was there! squirc was a snore, but she was the only one i'd call "innovative." whatever that means. though kenley's plant antennae might have fallen under that category.
33 of 67 | Posted by AuJew | Posted on October 16, 2008 12:50 PM
I agree that Kenley could not win. She'd be squatting on 23rd and broadway displaying a cardboard sign asking for spare change after the lawsuits. Like other contestants of P.R. past, she'd do well to apprentice with a well known designer. Or, move to China and continue making knock offs.
I guess all three were ENHH. Leanne seemed the logical choice. And judging from her dress from Von Furstenburg episode, and the car challenge..she's not a one note. I just thought the theme sucked. I hated her napkin motif. I am imagining Christmas or Thanksgiving and I have this nervous breakdown as I unfold my napkin.
Cut toe? She pulled out all the stops on sympathy. Even dragging her kid onto the runway. If she was willing to cut Joe to ribbons, don't think she's not going to use anything to her advantage.
34 of 67 | Posted by dredge | Posted on October 16, 2008 1:03 PM
Geez I am SO cynical. how do i live with myself.
35 of 67 | Posted by dredge | Posted on October 16, 2008 1:42 PM
um, sixty - u suck - u dont like it, dont read it, but keep your nastiness to yourself
flipit - u are loved, appreciated and adored by many
ps - j-mo, you go girl
36 of 67 | Posted by BlueBee | Posted on October 16, 2008 1:49 PM
"Nina just smiles like she just ate a plate of fresh baby."
- So wrong, yet so friggin' hysterical I peed a little!
Flipit - your recaps are the highlight of my day! (cannot wait for Top Chef! Please tell me you are in as much in lust/love with Collichio as I am!)
My vote goes for Cutoe also - I loved her collection and found it totally wearable!
That being said:
Dear Lifetime:
When casting for PR6, please double-check that the contestants actually
1.) know how to sew
2.) have designed some sort of clothing in their lifetime
3.) have seen PR before, and
4.) are NEVER more orange than Kors
- Sincerely,
Carmelicious
37 of 67 | Posted by carmelicious | Posted on October 16, 2008 2:08 PM
One should read Tim Gunn's blog at bravotv. He responds about being asked how he could stand being disrespected by Kenley.
He even responds with glee when LL Cool J judged Kenley's Hip Hop outfit.
Plus in one of the videos Kenley claimed Leanne sabotaged her by doing runway walk that way. Best comment "She looks Amish!"
Plus you can see Joe's, Suede's, Jerrel's line on the runway on Bryant Park. Three decoys three finalists to confuse everybody as to the winner who were not in on it.
38 of 67 | Posted by yeschef | Posted on October 16, 2008 2:21 PM
Flip i do enjoy your recaps for other shows, especially big brother! But i can see where sixty is coming from, sometimes i get annoyed about your comments on the actual clothes, when you dont really have a great knowledge of fashion; but your comments on the actual designers are spot on
39 of 67 | Posted by preppyboy | Posted on October 16, 2008 3:19 PM
Sixty (such a lonely name without the nine),
I do know something about fashion, and I personally never found Flipit's recaps anything but hysterically funny.
I also know something about bitchy princess' and, I've got to say, you've really got that 'thang' down. It's impressive when a princess is so high maintenance that she has no trouble calling for a replacement when she doesn't like the recaps. You have all my admiration.
Uh, btw, it's Flipit's site so you'll have to clear a new recapper for PR with him. Of course, you'll have a whole lot of people hating on you for it.
XOXO,
Yents
40 of 67 | Posted by Yentapatrol | Posted on October 16, 2008 3:37 PM
flipit, you should be ashamed to have less knowledge about fashion than Kenley! I think before Top Chef comes on, you should be sure to take a road trip with Anthony Bourdain to Daddy Tom's restaurant, and while you're driving you should be reading Padma's cookbook. When you get back be sure to get drunk with Gail, and then go dance with Rocco (make sure you arrange to have Ted Allen judge your performance). Each episode we will expect you to recreate the dishes shown on the show before the recap goes up and fedex us samples.
love,
h4b
41 of 67 | Posted by here4beer | Posted on October 16, 2008 3:48 PM
UGh!!!! Have to come back tomorrow to comment, but too funny Flip, and thanks so much this time and always for your speed and precision--I've no idea how you get these done so quickly with your clever slide show grabs!!!! Too funny on the squirk and honey grab . . . . toooooooo funny!!!!!!!!
42 of 67 | Posted by juddfan | Posted on October 16, 2008 3:56 PM
Honestly I thought Cut-toe's fabrics looked cheap on the TV. They looked better in the screencaps.
I originally didn't like her long green dress that sad model wore, but I loved it in motion.
And Leanne totally deserved the win. She was co-hesive, she had a POV, she made a variety of clothes, and she did SPRING!
Cut-toe was definitely not spring!
Best part of Kenley being on the show last night was her reaction to Tim as judge! BWAAAHAHHHA!
43 of 67 | Posted by hutchlover | Posted on October 16, 2008 4:12 PM
Aw, Flipit, you're MY fashion bible, so don't let 'ol grumpy guts get you down.
Burp.
Besides, everybody knows that Christian Lacroix's real name is Morty Feldstein. So I should give a fuck how it's spelled?
44 of 67 | Posted by itchy | Posted on October 16, 2008 4:28 PM
I for one am appalled at the lack of knowledge displayed so shamlessly by the "recapper".........nah just kidding! LOL I LOVE you and ALL your recaps flipit. I don't know a thing about fashion and couldn't care less but I do know funny and you are and always have been. If I want to read some stale ass detail oriented crap ...well I wouldn't know where to go but I come here to be entertained and I always am. Love LOVE LOVE the recap!
45 of 67 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on October 16, 2008 7:39 PM
"Kenley .. squatting on 23rd and broadway displaying a cardboard sign asking for spare change after the lawsuits."
Dude. That was funny!
46 of 67 | Posted by gitgo | Posted on October 16, 2008 8:27 PM
Sixy, you must know Flipit owns the space.. you know that right? He is in charge and if you think anything you say will sway US to prompt for his replacement you are insane.
I enjoy that you are frustrated with his lack of knowledge. You would be frustrated with his ass in Wranglers too I suppose?
Get a grip and relax a bit... smoke a bit of the MJ and nibble on a Milky Way. OH, and unless you deliver pizza you midst as well move on.
xoxox bazby, we got your back.
47 of 67 | Posted by giffordsaz | Posted on October 16, 2008 10:05 PM
Awwwwww, after reading the recaps and comments, I have to say, I love you all guys, from Flipit to... well, not sixty. Hey sixty, (as in 60 ways to piss off people), how did it go? Pants legs go on the... legs, right? Not the arms? I always get that confused. That's how much I know about fashion and how much I care. I just want to see people make dresses out of car parts and then pee my pants a little laughing with Flipit's take on the whole thing.
I swear I was watching this thing and I was pissed that they were calling the fart cushions "petals" and not "squircangles". I wanted to yell at the judges "IT'S SQUIRCANGLES, YOU MORONS, DON'T YOU KNOW?!!!!!!"
I liked CutToe's collection the best, then Leanne's, and I really didn't care for Kenley's at all. What was with the hem on her wedding dress? The back looked like a chunk of it had been pulled out and was hanging lower than the rest.
On to Top Chef, yay!
48 of 67 | Posted by sayhuh | Posted on October 16, 2008 10:54 PM
I don't have a whole lot to add besides
a) WHAT??? LEANNE???? I would not wear a single thing that was in that collection.
b) When Leanne said she wanted the "alien-looking girl" the judges put the subtitles on the wrong girl, because later, we saw Leanne fitting a model that looked literally like an alien. I mean, seriously, like an actual alien.
49 of 67 | Posted by Rock Star | Posted on October 17, 2008 5:34 AM
Flipit - you are fantabulous. Thanks for your extreme hilarity and brilliant PR recapping this season.
I cannot wait for Top Chef with you! I was excited for it to start, but much more so now to hear that I have many more Flipit recaps to look forward to!
50 of 67 | Posted by The Stranger | Posted on October 17, 2008 7:48 AM
Kenley (I mean sixty) is that you????
This is my first-ever post! I love love love these PR recaps, especially because you are so quick with them!
I am kind of a Bravo newby, but knowing I can come here and see the highlights of all the ridiculous shows makes me want to watch them all!
I guess now I'll have to start watching Top Chef!
Thanks for all the snarky fun!
51 of 67 | Posted by scottywrangler | Posted on October 17, 2008 9:40 AM
CutToe was robbed! Anyway, thanks for all the awesome recaps. They made the show exponentially better. Also, sixty - don't be rude. It's unbecoming.
52 of 67 | Posted by LAjane | Posted on October 17, 2008 9:55 AM
sixty, please refer to Jmo and Yenta's comments . . . you've obviously got no humor or you would know that Flip is the queen bee, and our worshipful favorite!!!! Spare us your singular and opposing view, or we'll really come out here . . . you don't want to rile the gasmi!!!!
Don't know why I feel so meh on this whole thing, I did like Cut's, but the colors were a tad dull, wish there had been a bit more color's in the red, blue, purple spectrum--particularly didn't care for the ecru looking stuff, hate shiny fabric as a rule, and some of it reminded me of Cloe's stuff, whose fabric I also hated. I do think she'll have a following!!!
Leanne I like coz she's just twisted in her squirking, like a mad scientist of fashion, hopefully she'll find a way to make that more accessible, till then, I agree, nothing on a runway is particularly wearable--try those Christian feather pants for example. . . I'd also hate to have a pee break in Kenley's wedding gown (no coffee that day!)
Kenley's stuff was okay, better colors than the other two, didn't like poodle skirt, and I don't care who she ripped off on that painted travesty, fug to me!!!! Personally, I liked the rope, esp on the hems, but hated the zebra, blech!!!
Pleatha's line was the worst crap I've seen in a long time, I can't HATE it enough!!!
Wish Stella had made top six, would so much rather have seen her stuff, and it couldn't have been worse than Jeffrey Douche's rock and roll zipper shit!!!! I'm just sayin'
Can't wait for Top Chef, I can already tell I'm going to be crushing on that arrogant asshole, I only hope he can bring in in the kitchen (or fail horribly, that can be fun too)
I had my first amuse buse (do not ask me to look that up!) It was fun to see a real restaurant serve up that juice in a shot glass, melony, yum!
53 of 67 | Posted by juddfan | Posted on October 17, 2008 1:41 PM
Great recap as always, no matter what cranky pants sixty said. Go away and don't tarnish this space with your negativity again!
Anybody know where I can catch the other collections that were in the show? I was so unimpressed with the work of the finalists, maybe there's a slight chance in hell that their stuff was better? Thanks!
54 of 67 | Posted by luciil | Posted on October 17, 2008 6:31 PM
Flipit - I thought the same thing when Kenley was on the runway crying, before the show..."What did that man do to her on that tugboat?"
And Squirc, I mean really, she couldn't wash her stringy hair, even for Bryant Park? Arrrrrgh!!
Please do make up a reunion recap for us. It will be a real hardship for me to go without your recaps until TC airs. Please?
Love you everso, and all of the recappers in gasmiville. Yous guys are the best. xoxoxoxo
55 of 67 | Posted by shantigal | Posted on October 17, 2008 10:22 PM
"Anybody know where I can catch the other collections that were in the show? I was so unimpressed with the work of the finalists, maybe there's a slight chance in hell that their stuff was better? Thanks!"
tvgasm doesn't allow posting of links in the comments but Suede's, Joe's, Jerrel's, are at the bravotv website in the videos section. Maybe if you read up the comments you would have seen me talk about it including what Kenley said about Leaane looking Amish.
56 of 67 | Posted by yeschef | Posted on October 18, 2008 9:51 AM
I also have to agree with "sixty", you have some nerve recapping PR with no fashion knowledge or sense for that matter. We are going to have to turn you in to Tim Gunn. That's right, I'm telling on you!! KIDDING!!! What a maroon!! You're my favorite recapper as if you didn't already know that. My day wouldn't be complete without you and the rest of the nutty bunch recapping my favorite shows!! Giggles and coffee are the bestest breakfast ever!
Heart....
57 of 67 | Posted by featherhead | Posted on October 18, 2008 10:54 AM
Funny recap as usual. The picture captions are priceless. Looking forward to your Top Chef recaps.
I think Cut was robbed. I liked her choice of colors and the jewelry was awesome.
To me Leann's was a boring one note.
Anyway, a merciful death to a program that's been terminal for a while.
58 of 67 | Posted by skies | Posted on October 18, 2008 10:59 AM
Flip owns tvgasm? I thought Bunim-Murray did...
59 of 67 | Posted by RazzBeth | Posted on October 18, 2008 1:18 PM
sssshhh don't tell Bunim-Murray they don't know the man behind the curtain....
60 of 67 | Posted by giffordsaz | Posted on October 18, 2008 1:56 PM
Good lord gifford what are you doin to me? HA. No, I don't own TVgasm. I work for Bunim Murray as the Editor in Chief for the site and have been doing it for a year now, after writing for the site a year. I love this site, and I love you people. THANKS FOR BEING HERE!
61 of 67 | Posted by flipit | Posted on October 18, 2008 3:52 PM
Leanne or Cut deserved the win. I'm not mad.
You can bitch about her all you want, Cut can design for a woman's body, and that makes her a more marketable than Leanne.
Kenley's stuff wasn't bad either, but just couldn't compete with the other two.
62 of 67 | Posted by you you you | Posted on October 19, 2008 8:19 AM
Nothing at all... I know nothing...
63 of 67 | Posted by giffordsaz | Posted on October 20, 2008 9:04 AM
Thanks flipit for the great recaps. Mrs. Peacock was the best, ever! I didn't care who won this year, just as long as you were recapping. Cheers!
64 of 67 | Posted by sevenfourteen | Posted on October 20, 2008 9:22 AM
thank you flipit for clearing up the question of who owns this site.
65 of 67 | Posted by gitgo | Posted on October 20, 2008 1:29 PM
Sorry Flip-It but I have to say that the right person won the day. True, we aren't likely to see Squirc's brand of clothing on sale at Marshalls, but we are likely to see it on the red carpets. She was really the only one to consistently show innovative and new designs each week. Her work was always recognizably HERS and I think she was going for haute couture rather than Filene's Basement. Still, love your recaps even more than the show itself.
66 of 67 | Posted by Splotchie | Posted on October 20, 2008 2:31 PM
I must say I am very surprised at the number of posts here and narry a response from Sixty calling for a new recapper.
I for one will not read any other recapper that caps this show.. sorry that is just the way it is. Flipit cut his teeth and has gained about 30 pounds recapping for us and if he goes I go.
xoxox
67 of 67 | Posted by Giffordsaz | Posted on October 21, 2008 10:17 AM