Tonight, on the Project Runway Season 6 Finale, bangs lose.
Previously, Carol Hannah's eyelashes got the swine flu and threw up all day. Will they be able to compete?
Nothin' but death can keep me from it!!
We open with Carol Hannah dealing with her illness the same way we deal with it in my family. A tiny flask she keeps hidden under her armpit.
Atta girl!
Althea and Irina sit together for breakfast. Althea says that Carol Hannah got sick in the middle of the night, and Irina asks "why?" LOL. Carol Hannah could be on fire and Irina would just pass by muttering about how she can't start a decent fire. Irina tells us with as much conviction as possible that she feels bad for Carol Hannah but there's nothing she can do...she stops short of rolling her eyes and buttoning that sentence with "so fuck her", and I'm proud of her for it.
Carol Hannah walks around sniffling and wahing and talking really slow. WE GET IT! BUCK UP! Straight Guy says he feels bad for her and he's proud of her and blaaaahhhh. I have my fingers crossed for Laura to storm in and accuse someone of cheating, but I'm not holding my breath. CH's sniffling gets louder and since there's not really a whole lot to talk about, the other designers stand around and stare at her uncomfortably.
Somewhere out there, beneath a pale blue sky! Someone's thinking of me and loving me toniiiight!
Then she starts crying and Minnesota is at her side, hugging her and telling her it's gonna be ok. She sobs that there's just too much work to do and "it's not supposed to goooo like thiiiiis!WAAAHHAHAHAHHHHH!" He hugs her and consoles her, but I think she's trying to hint that he needs to do more work. If so, he doesn't get it. He tells us that he's super glad he's there today. He may not have been trained in hugs, but he's gonna give her some anyway. Cuz he's a fighter, got it? He's making things worse with that hoodie. It's probably making her dizzy.
Please let me know if I can do anything! Sew? No. Not trained in that. I can bunch some sheets up around a dress form and hot glue them together like a Little House on the Prairie extra. No? Hmmm. Let's hug!
Um...yeah ok just do that.
Tim comes in to check on progress. He starts with Irina and likes her first look, but is afraid that boobies might be hanging out.
I can practically flick her areola, mmmkaaaaay?
Althea shows Tim her 13th look. The insecure dress form is so embarrassed by its giant shoulders that it's covered its face with a big card.
I'm a moooonsteeer!
Tim thinks the shoulders are too eighties, but Althea thinks they'll add some drama. He's not buying it, so she starts pitching her smudged messy makeup plan. He stops her and says that Irina was just telling him she's gonna do the exact same thing. Althea looks uncomfortable and Irina stays quiet, so Tim asks her flat out if she said that or not cuz he doesn't want the models to look like they just popped out of the same popsicle stick factory. Irina shrugs and says "that's Althea!" Then a Whammy pops out and punches her in the brain.
There's an awkward silence as Irina falls to the floor, dead again. Tim says "this will resolve itself" and asks Althea if she's got any more issues. Gee, I don't know! You tell her! She starts crying and says she's overwhelmed with how many ideas there are around her to steal. It's so hard to just pick one. Tim's like ugh women and then moves on to Carol Hannah. After a death and some tears, there's not much she can do to hold his interest. He pats her on the head, compliments her thirteenth look and moves on.
That night, Carol Hannah feels better. We can tell because she's putting on lots of mascara. Her poor eyelid muscles are gonna just fail one day and she's not going to understand why she has to go through the rest of her life like a newborn kitten.

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Comments (23)
We now know the key to winning on this show: completely ignore the advice you're given. How else do you explain Irina (and fug collection) being crowned the victor?
Dominatrix outfits with Trojan, Spartan, and Nazi helmets. That's fashion?
1 of 23 | Posted by cattyfan | Posted on November 20, 2009 3:07 PM
One more thing: the fourth judge made me think "Something About Mary: The Grandma Years." But Mama Flintstone works, too.
2 of 23 | Posted by cattyfan | Posted on November 20, 2009 3:13 PM
Good one, Catty . . .
Thanks for your dedication on this lackluster season, Flip!!! Much love to you and many deaths to Irina . . . just the kind here, of course.
I didn't think she'd win, but if you look at the close ups on The lifetime page, they are really intricate . . . tho I can't help but think she spent too much time on her rocking pony and getting the belt from Daddy--no wonder he was so against it, and the tears, well, he got to witness what he wraught . . . (is that right?--I hate when I use things I've heard without the slightest idea how to spell them or whether they are correct)
Hate the long sleeves . . . on both collections, hated the fur, road kill capes, or whatever the hell those were supposed to be, where's my red spray paint when I need it!!!
Hated Althea's last look, but at least her model wore a bra . . . the way it bunched under her girls, for such a clingy fabric . . . FAIL!
Were'nt they supposed to use the new models for the 13th look . . .
I read, out there on the blogosphere, that the intro's were done with no audience and then edited in. I also read that there was no applause and the room was completely somber, as they were in the heart of the lawsuit and didn't even know if it would be aired.
I feel dirty and used after hearing that.
Guess that's not too far from the usual . . .
Can't wait till Jan!
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
3 of 23 | Posted by juddfan | Posted on November 20, 2009 3:43 PM
Ever since Sebalia won I have known this show was fixed . . .
That being said, THANK YOU FLIPIT for all the laughter and pure joy you have given me this season. You gave me something to look forward to, and I cannot thank you enough! XOXOXOXOXO
4 of 23 | Posted by wasabipeas | Posted on November 20, 2009 5:01 PM
Thanks Flip for making a boring show fun. Btw, was Althea wearing Straight Guy's grey hat? Maybe she was doing a hot oil treatment with all of Straight Guy's hair grease? I need to go back and check some screen caps to make sure, but I'm lazy. Thanks again. Lets hope there's more fireworks on Season 7.
5 of 23 | Posted by sillygrrl | Posted on November 20, 2009 5:17 PM
On the one hand, this show never fails to disappoint me. On the other hand, I can COUNT on it disappointing me. So I knew Mean-a Irina was going to win. And I was right. Take that, Project Runway.
And she will fade into nothingness just like pretty much every past winner. After awhile you'd think whoever is ponying up $100 large for these freaks would get wise.
Thank you for the wonderful recaps. Season 7 starts on January 4th. B there or B square.
6 of 23 | Posted by Memememe | Posted on November 20, 2009 7:33 PM
Woops, my bad. It's January 14th. You get 10 more days grace.
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And it's gonna be in HIGH DEF! Can't wait to see the wrinkles on Nina's face! And Kors will look nice 'n juicy orange. Sweet!
7 of 23 | Posted by Memememe | Posted on November 20, 2009 7:37 PM
I've never watched this show in the past, and I only watched it this season because Lifetime forced it down my throat while I waited for "Frasier" to air.
From the time I started watching, I picked Irena to win. Her clothes just had the most detail and thought.
In the finale though, I would've given the win to CH.
And, did anyone see the death looks from Irena while waiting for the winning announcement? Golden!
In the end, Althea seemed genuinely happy for Irena.
There's something I don't get though. If I was picked to be on PR, I'd start working on my collection drawings right away - just in case. The point is to make a collection, not several random pieces.
This would take a lot of thought and planning.
It seems to me that every outfit should be able to be taken apart and mixed and matched with other pieces....with the exception of maybe a couple things.
Doesn't matter though, since I've realized I know nothing about fashion.
Oh well. My experiment with watching PR is over.
8 of 23 | Posted by thisshowrocks! | Posted on November 20, 2009 9:33 PM
I felt really bad for the Peppiest Little Chipmunk. I liked the one scene of her applying mascara-- it looked like she actually was inserting the ENTIRE eye.
Don't know if CH should have won, but there was that one black toilet brush look that would have worked for me in the sense that back in the day if a girl had walked into a party wearing that, she'd have been the one I'd have keyed on and eventually taken home to brainwash with sweet talk only ultimately to crush her heart amid the raging machinery of my 20-something misery.
Oops.
9 of 23 | Posted by itchy | Posted on November 21, 2009 12:59 AM
Is that first picture Phyllis from "The Office?"
10 of 23 | Posted by rj472 | Posted on November 21, 2009 6:35 AM
Irina had to win.
I mean, she invented the cardigan AND the smokey eye. Girl is a trailblazer.
Yawn.
11 of 23 | Posted by Pegster | Posted on November 21, 2009 6:37 AM
Egads!! Heidi looked horrible!! Who the hell dressed her? She couldn't even move in that jacket.
Cool, calm, and collected Tim Gunn had a meltdown? My jaw dropped. I've never seen him so ruffled before. I read an interview with him and he says the girls intro's were not taped with the audience, they were edited in later on (which made me feel a little better about Althea's uggs). Carol Hannah was robbed!! She should have defended her line when they told her it was not cohesive. Irina, ugh... PS. Cattyfan you took the words right out of my mouth about the fourth judge. I couldn't even take her seriously.
12 of 23 | Posted by featherhead | Posted on November 21, 2009 7:28 AM
I came into the finale totally neutral. Only caught the last half, if that, of the season.
Carol Hannah, IMHO, had the best collection. Personally I think it would have been boring if her evening line was matchy-matchy. I liked it just the way it was. That said, we all knew who was going to win. Althea should have been eliminated first though.
Hated the editing...Carol Hannah got the loser's edit for sure on the runway. Hard to get full body views. Not the same for the other two.
13 of 23 | Posted by dani2526 | Posted on November 21, 2009 10:03 AM
I felt compelled to look up Fred Flintsone's mother-in-law's name.
Pearl Slaghoople. Hmmm. That really kind of fits the fourth judge.
And now I can sleep at night.
14 of 23 | Posted by cattyfan | Posted on November 21, 2009 10:08 AM
So Meana Irina is the winnah! No big surprise. I would have given it to Carol Hannah too, like the other commenters. At least Irina's parents will like her now, so that made me feel a little better about her win. But an all black collection with goofy military hats?? That's fashion for ya I guess. What do we peons know? I did like the t-shirts though. I LOVED the look Meana gave Nina when Nina reminded her that she should have had more color.
I don't get why CH was dismissed first. NO WAY was Althea's collection better. But for a minute, I thought Althea was going to win. The look on Meana's face would have been AWESOME.
I guess that's it until Season 7!
15 of 23 | Posted by LindaLC | Posted on November 21, 2009 11:00 AM
I thought all of Irina's models looked like Pony Girls.
Come to think of it, Irina would look pretty good outfitted like a Pony Girl.
Now I'll go away and imagine that. . .
16 of 23 | Posted by gerritv | Posted on November 21, 2009 2:20 PM
Pony Girl? What the hell? I didn't know what that was. So I looked it up.
And you know what else, I just finished watching 2012.
And I gotta say....we'd definitely deserve it.
17 of 23 | Posted by itchy | Posted on November 21, 2009 6:01 PM
Carol Hannah was robbed. And if she wasn't going to win, how did she come in THIRD??!! Her collection was the best of all of them. Gah!
And Catty, you nearly echoed my own take on the fourth judge. I called her Julia Child starring in Something About Mary.
Thanks for another great recap, Flip. I think I am going to try and forget this season ever happened and just focus on the next one.
18 of 23 | Posted by Snootchy Bootches | Posted on November 22, 2009 5:30 AM
Flipit....thanks for all of the great recaps this season!
I think CH should have won as well. While Althea and Irina had a couple of pieces I liked, CH collection was, IMO, something almost anyone could/would wear.
Did anyone else notice that Carrie Underwood wore CH's first look during her AMA performance last night? The difference was that instead of a skirt, it was shorts.
Thanks again Flip...looking forward to January!
19 of 23 | Posted by marijai | Posted on November 23, 2009 9:50 AM
I saw that too, marijal, but it had a weird feeling like a lady bug when the wings are half open. J-lo's second look as well, but hers wasn't open in front. Everytime they design a dress with wide hips, everyone poo-poo's, but lo and behold . . . . the AMA's are just the beginning, soon they'll be no room left to sit on the subway, as all the hips will be enhanced . . .
Itchy, that was a fun digression . . . and yes, we sooooo deserve it!!! Can we not for one second just stop destroying everything like its our divine right!? The world is an ashtray, flick away . . . and if humanity was flushing their toilets in my hood, I'd beach myself too!!! Kah!
20 of 23 | Posted by juddfan | Posted on November 23, 2009 2:01 PM
Juddfan...yes, I didn't think the outfit was flattering on Carrie...the shorts seemed to draw attention to the wrong area, though she looked beautiful off stage.
I'm just glad to see Carol Hannah represented...I liked her collection the best.
21 of 23 | Posted by marijai | Posted on November 23, 2009 3:57 PM
I just can't for the life of me figure out how any producer who gives a flip about their career would ever let Ms. Flintstone anywhere near a camera with that friggin hair. Especially on a show about umm, well you know FASHION?!? It was so distracting I could barely pay attention to anything else...ugh!
22 of 23 | Posted by tarheeldiva | Posted on November 23, 2009 5:23 PM
CH was robbed - no way was her collection third best of three! Her outfits - pardon me, "garments" - were colorful and interesting. Harder to judge Irina's, as all I saw were moony white model faces amid a sea of black fabric. Althea - I'll go with the 'not cohesive' comments for the overall collection but there were some interesting pieces.
Tim Gunn is so great, even when - especially when? - he's having a hissy fit.
Mama Flintstone was a mess.
Hoping Season 7 has more consistent judging and more Nina!
23 of 23 | Posted by zeebee | Posted on November 24, 2009 10:07 AM