This week's episode was bountiful of lessons. It drew from deep within its totally fabulous self to bring us a very special message about keeping the peace. About accepting one's inner he/she. And about not being a total sassafras bitch to everyone around you.
After a quick recap of the episode where Sisely should have been kicked out, we greet the girls rising from their fairy-princess beds in the Pussy Castle. But wait, all is not well in Princess Sisely's world. What's wrong, your highness? "Like, they had a LOT to say to me, for nothing. Just for, like, for singing my song." Well, yeah. Sorry, but singing is kind of part of this little game. I hate to be the one to tell you it's not all psycho dancing, pot smoking and going to bed at the ripe hour of nine o'clock.
While the girls muse about who will win or lose, Chelsea talks about Asia, as we cut to her reading a bible. Yeah right. Hey, who let the Gideons into the Pussy Castle, anyway? I thought this place was highly secure. In any case, Asia confesses that she feels the need to stay quiet and keep to herself to avoid conflict, and she's honed this skill after many years of being burned by other chicks. "I know how girls are," she says. Hmm, I smell some drama coming this way. She who fears the drama, will incur that drama.
It's time for some Pussy Mail! Yea! Here the PCDs gab on about creativity or some kind of bullshit, and suddenly my virgin eyes are attacked by the sight of a Scary Drag Queen! Eek!
It's Crazy Uncle Ethel!
Sisely is sooo psyched because she thinks, incorrectly, that the creativity episode is the one in which she'll shine. "I haven't gotten a chance to show my stuff," she says. Yeah. Except for last week. And the week before that. And...
So in the dance studio, Robin introduces a Pussycat Doll (surprise!) to talk to them about their challenge. It's.... the Scary Drag Queen! YESSSS! I was really hoping to see a full-body shot of her to figure out if those puppies are real.
Mmm, puppies.
This week's performance is going to consist of two groups, each with leaders that Queen Robin will select. She waves her magical scepter and bestows the honor upon Chelsea (who looks like she's about to shit her pants) and Asia. At first I think this is damn unfair, considering that Asia is a dancer for the Knicks in regular life and would have a tremendous advantage over non-dancing Chelsea's group. I think Chelsea agrees with me on this one.
But then Asia tells the camera in the confessional that she doesn't want to be a leader, because if they do badly they'll lose. Ah, yes, I can see your point, wise one. She really cracks me up. Come on, what kind of attitude is that? Do you think Nicole Sherzingstoner shies away from stepping up to lead four other random girls to fame and fortune? NO. She doesn't. And does anybody else think the word "shies" looks really weird? Cuz I do.
So now it's down to the old choice game. I absolutely LOVE it when reality shows force contestants to choose teams like it's 7th grade dodgeball all over again. There is always going to be a loser. Anybody want to place bets on who's going to lose this one? First Asia picks her best friend, Melissa R. Then Chelsea chooses Anastacia. Doy. For some reason, at this moment Chelsea remarks that she isn't choosing who she thinks is best, just who she wants to get to know better. What? Okay, whatever. You might deserve to lose just based on that one. So after a bit of back and forth, we're down to Sisely and Mariela. Chelsea timidly chooses Mariela. Y'all were right, the loser is Old Lady Sisely. No surprise there. "I don't know why I got picked last," Sisely reflects. "Maybe it's just because Asia doesn't like me." Um, if I'm not mistaken, it was Chelsea who just opted not to pick you just now. Just right now. Nice deductive reasoning, Sis.
"Hmmm. Yeah, I'll take the Wiggum Kid."
Oooh, the symbolism.
Well, if you are like me and wondered how far back in musical time the Pussy Hopefuls' songs would go week by week, you weren't the least bit surprised to learn they would be doing disco this week. Par-tay! Something tells me Miss Mikey headed up this boardroom!
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Comments (9)
Very funny recap-snorted out loud several times
The only thing is you forgot to mention one of the funniest parts-Asia's group is practicing and then she's like yelling trying to prove a point "Im a very good leader, right guys?" and then no one says ANYHTHING! it was hilarious!
1 of 9 | Posted by luvly_grrl
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Posted on March 28, 2007 8:15 PM
Great recap! The best comment you made was, "My third-grade best friend and I could TOTALLY have nailed this one!" Seriously, what's next, a make-up-your-coolest-dive-as-you-jump-off-the-diving-board-while-your-friends-rate-you competition? (We were big fans of that in third grade too.) I'm so glad Pissely's gone. What a whiner. "Or maybe it was the weed" was a hilarious caption for the picture, too.
2 of 9 | Posted by angela | Posted on March 29, 2007 1:19 PM
i am so glad pisseley got sent home! next week i want it to be that melissa one, the one who got rejected from danity kane!!! so tired of hearing "i want to show them what i can do" which is basically whine and complain like an old lady. riiiight.
i love chelsa!! :o) she is too cute, so feel free to gush about her!!
3 of 9 | Posted by sunshine858619
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Posted on March 29, 2007 4:51 PM
yet again another great recap. piss was pissing me off with all her excuses. but i'm torn, i'm glad she's gone but i wish she could stay on for a couple more episodes. she was entertaining to watch.
4 of 9 | Posted by helen | Posted on March 29, 2007 9:27 PM
yet again, another great recap! piss was pissing me off with all her excuses. but i'm torn, i'm glad she's gone but i wish she could stay on for a couple more episodes. she was entertaining to watch / hate on.
5 of 9 | Posted by helen
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Posted on March 29, 2007 9:30 PM
Hilarious re-cap. I'm sad to see Sisely go...I was really enjoying all of the nursing home comments. I hope they show more of Melissa R this week.
6 of 9 | Posted by mikaela | Posted on March 30, 2007 7:54 AM
"She who fears the drama, will incur that drama."
I think that comes straight from the Ten Commandments of Reality TV.
"Asia takes the lion's way out and bares her teeth."
Actually aren't here teeth always bared? I mean I would bet you $2 you couldn't find a screen shot of her with her mouth closed.
"Pussy Two-for Tuesday"
Don't they have that at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch?
"New nickname: Pissely. Huzzah"
I am so sorry that she got kicked the very week you came up with the PERFET nickname for her.
As for Chelsea - she's my girl. I want her to take the whole thing. She is just adorable.
Great recap! :)
7 of 9 | Posted by TinkerbellAPixie | Posted on March 30, 2007 11:47 AM
Mark McGrath got the job because... he is longtime best friends with McG, who is an executive producer & also dates Robin Antin!
So happy to see Sisely's crybaby butt go, but I will miss your commentary on her.
8 of 9 | Posted by Ashley | Posted on April 2, 2007 2:28 PM
You mean someone actually dates Robin - on purpose? Someone with actual vision and hearing?
((shudder))
~Tink
9 of 9 | Posted by TinkerbellAPixie
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Posted on April 2, 2007 4:28 PM