Tex Ritter was known as the singing cowboy. He's also known as the late John Ritter's father. Tex could really sing, so could Roy Rogers and Dale Evans, so I guess it's not so hard to see why our Stallionaires are also into singing and why at some point, we would all have to listen to the whole herd of women on this show sing. I wish I could say it's a pleasant surprise. Their singing is about as pleasant as sitting on a cactus when you squat down to pee. And remember, singing can call all kinds of savage beasts from the wild. You never know who might show up at your door.

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When I heard about this show, I thought it would be couples at a dude ranch, riding and roping to win a date with a cute cowboy. I was wrong, very wrong.

On this week's show we see the women audition for an infomercial to promote Real and Chance's product lines. While they might not win an Emmy anytime soon, it's pretty funny watching them squirm. Amazing that women who take their clothes off in front of a room full of people, are shy when a camera is on. Maybe they should have stripped while pitching the products to relieve their nerves. Now that, would be a different kind of infomercial.

We also find out that life in a house full of women is not always blue skies and happiness. And it's not just Blonde Baller stirring up trouble. P.S. is a bit of a bee-yotch and shows her true colors in a way that is offensive to everyone, even me

So let's not waste anymore time as we watch the ladies pitch new products in an audition for an infomercial to win a date with the Stallionaires. It's mighty good TV viewing this week partners, strap on your chaps and get those spurs on your boots and mosey on over to a wild west saloon. Have the bar keep pour you a shot of whiskey and light up a Camel unfiltered cigarette and step into the real true cowboy life of The Real Chance of Love.

See you after the jump, Yee Haw!!

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Howdy! This week we have a Chance of Love Double Feature. In the first episode we have "The Hunt for Big Foot" In this show the stallionaires send the women on a hunt for Bigfoot or Yeti or Chewbacca depending on who you believe. They are in the wilderness hunting for the mythical beast in hopes of winning a date with Real and Chance.

In the second feature it's girl on girl wrestling in "Stallionaire Slam II". The guys send the girls into the wrestling ring in teams. After a little practice the ladies put on the oddest version of Summer Slam you've ever seen. There are plastic breasts and tattoos flying everywhere. I'm just glad no one hooked a nipple ring. The winners of this feat also got a date with Real and Chance.

So take off your boots and sit a spell and don't forget the Bud or whiskey and a good chaw of tobacco. It's fixin to be a real fun night.

Am I the only one who hears banjo music in the darkness?

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It's week 3 at the Casa de Tramps and we have 15 women still in the running to mount the stallionaires and ride off into the sunset, or at least Sunset Boulevard where they can earn a living.

This week we see Blonde Baller, you remember her the "athlete" of the bunch right??? She is on the phone with her Best Friend Dale. She makes sure to say "Hi Best Friend, how are you Best Friend?" Fine, dip shit how are you? Obviously this is weird and Junk hears her and thinks this girl is hiding something. How do you hide something by screaming?

In an effort to convince anyone listening that she and Dale are just friends, BB keeps yelling "Best Friend" at the top of her lungs. Basically she sounds stupid, like if she doesn't repeat herself over and over, she will forget who he is.

How can someone dressed like any of these girls hide anything? I'm afraid one of them is going to blow a tampon and hit someone in their eye every time they get into an argument. I'm sure we'll revisit this phone conversation later in the show.

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We return to Casa De Tramps to see the girls following their morning routines. There are 16 women, some are exercising, some brushing their teeth with disinfectant and some are gathered around the bar drinking OJ or maybe screwdrivers. Just another average day with 16 women all vying for the attention of 2 men.

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Howdy Gasmii!!

Welcome to the second season of Real Chance of Love. The brothers Real (Ahmad Givens) and Chance (Kamal Givens) do everything together and that includes finding the right person to love. So naturally they want to do it on TV.

So giddyup over here and set yourself down a spell and listen to the tale of two Stallionaires and their search for love out in California, probably have their own cement pond and critters just like the Clampetts. No? Too bad, I would like to see some of these women clean out a barn and shovel some real shit for a change. But something tells me even without the livestock, they'll be up to their hooker heels in shit before long.

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