Tex Ritter was known as the singing cowboy. He's also known as the late John Ritter's father. Tex could really sing, so could Roy Rogers and Dale Evans, so I guess it's not so hard to see why our Stallionaires are also into singing and why at some point, we would all have to listen to the whole herd of women on this show sing. I wish I could say it's a pleasant surprise. Their singing is about as pleasant as sitting on a cactus when you squat down to pee. And remember, singing can call all kinds of savage beasts from the wild. You never know who might show up at your door.
Hold onto your earplugs or just turn off the sound for this week's episode "Call of the Wild". See you after the jump!!
Before we begin this week's recap, I need to address a problem with this show that is making it unwatchable.
Basically this show has evolved into 3 major activities (1) The girls have a challenge (2) the winning team goes on a date with the guys and (3) there is an elimination. Not much to look forward to other than the occasional fight in the house. This show has nothing more to offer than that and I think even the women in the house are getting bored with each other.
The worst complaint is BB is a back stabber and Flirty is as dumb as she is pretty. That's it. This formula for a reality show is so over, jumped the shark, and all the other things you can say when something is old and tired. Take notice VH1 and bring something new to the reality show genre. Thank you for letting me blow off a little steam.
This week the women learn that our Stallionaires love animals. All kinds of animals and they want to do something to raise awareness for endangered species. So the women are divided into two teams. They are given the melody of a song and each woman has to write a verse about a particular animal. The whole team will sing the chorus of the song together.
Some people love animals too much.
The women were given one hour to write the lyrics to their song, then they were off to a recording studio for a quick run through before singing. The two teams were (1) Last of Dying Breed and (2) Exotic Endangered Species.
So the women all get assigned a particular animal to sing about. Some of the women look scared or confused. But Sassy says she is a musical genius, I guess we'll find out. The Stallionaires brother Micah, who guest starred as "Bigfoot" on this show is the guest judge this week. Our girls one hour is up so they move to a recording studio.
Up first we have "Last of A Dying Breed" This team includes Mama who has enormous boobs of which she is very proud. Unfortunately, she can't sing and would be wise to just stand there and jiggle. Pocahontas, is gorgeous, she also can't sing. Next is Spanish Fly who has the distinction of being the worst singer of this dying breed. Finally our musical genius Sassy sings and who knew? She wasn't lying, she was awesome.
Next up is our Exotic Endangered Species. First up is Doll, she is no singer and is very, very bad. Blonde Baller was a good singer and Flirty wasn't too terrible. But when they sang the chorus of their song "animals are awesome" they really did well. It was a good hook for the song and the judges all liked it and were swaying back and forth and cheering the ladies on.
They finished their song and it was time for the Stallionaires to make their decision. Although they complimented both teams, they picked Exotic Endangered Species. So Blonde Baller, Doll , Baker and Flirty win a date with the guys. Of course, the other team "Last of a Dying Breed" was not happy and began to sit around and complain about everything.
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