Howdy Gasmii!!
Welcome to the second season of Real Chance of Love. The brothers Real (Ahmad Givens) and Chance (Kamal Givens) do everything together and that includes finding the right person to love. So naturally they want to do it on TV.
So giddyup over here and set yourself down a spell and listen to the tale of two Stallionaires and their search for love out in California, probably have their own cement pond and critters just like the Clampetts. No? Too bad, I would like to see some of these women clean out a barn and shovel some real shit for a change. But something tells me even without the livestock, they'll be up to their hooker heels in shit before long.
First up a little history on our cowboys. The brothers broke into reality programming by appearing on I Love New York, where they were both rejected. Now they have their own show and they've gathered 20 women to compete for their love. Unlike the first season, the women will not be choosing which guy they want which would divide them into two teams. The brothers want to get to know the ladies first and give them a chance to see if they like each other before they pick sides.
The show starts with the brothers riding up to their Western Style McMansion on yellow trikes. I'll call this place Casa de Tramps. It's decorated with silhouettes of women on stripper poles in some of the upper windows. The house has a decidedly ranch or western decor. Since Real and Chance refer to themselves as "Stallionaires" it's the perfect setting.
The grounds of the house sport a big outdoor pool, hot tub and various cabanas and couches and chairs so they can all get to know one another out in nature. It's not like a swimming hole out in the country, but this way they can control the bacteria and other organisms with mega doses of chlorine to keep the water sparkling clean and the women out of the free clinic as long as possible.
The most important part of this house and every other house in these shows is a big well stocked bar. Nothing screams mature conversation and get to know you cheer more than doing shots with strangers. This also alleviates the problem of transporting 20 women to the nearest watering hole where they could be arrested, solicited and/or a pick up actual side jobs stripping. The producers want all the great stuff like that done right here at home where they have multiple cameras set up and plenty of lights.
Real has very nice long hair and a sweet smile, Chance has shorter hair and is more outspoken. He also has a little gap between his two front teeth. The brothers get off their trikes, take off their helmets and are happy to see 20 screaming skanks all wearing their very best outfits of spandex, leather, spike heels, tattoos, various pierced body parts and hopefully at least a thong underneath some of those small skirts.
OK, I admit it, I'm the one who is hoping for underwear. Something tells me underwear is necessary for these girls, unless all of the furniture is covered in plastic that can be disinfected as often as necessary.
The girls are screaming like they haven't seen a man in years. This makes me wonder if the roundup of these women was actually done in a women's prison instead of the usual Frederick's of Hollywood discount outlet. Based on their clothing I'd have to say the Frederick's of Hollywood outlet is the most likely recruiting spot, or that's where the producers took these women shopping before admitting them to the Casa de Tramps. The shopping trip takes place right after they have received a clean bill of health from the clinic or after they've finished their prescription of antibiotics for what ever they had.
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Comments (4)
I watch this trash religiously. And Real and Chance have disgusted me in so many ways. But, as someone with Crohn's Disease, which for me, has been embarassing, painful, and not at all funny, I just knew when PS told them I was going to have to stop watching if they made some juvenile crack to her about it....AND THEY DIDN'T! No faces, no fart jokes, only that it was TMI on a first date. (I personally disclosed this to my husband pretty early on because if you can't deal with a debilitating, chronic illness, you have no business dating me, so maybe that was her rationale?) Thank goodness, because Megan Wants a Millionaire is canceled and I don't know that I would do without VH1 until Tool Academy starts.
1 of 4 | Posted by messystation | Posted on August 23, 2009 4:07 AM
I'm not usually a big fan of these guys but I was actually impressed that they got rid of Vegas. I hate all these girls who brag about being instigators and am grateful they got her off the show right away.
2 of 4 | Posted by Reiray | Posted on August 24, 2009 11:30 AM
I have caught these two while flipping through but never stopped to watch. But now that MWAM is off the air (boo!) I have to fill my time with some kind of trashy-goodness.
Tell me, is he serious with that hair? That HAIR. And the VEST. Seriously? I mean, SERIOUSLY?
3 of 4 | Posted by judyjudy | Posted on August 24, 2009 5:37 PM
Dear Messystation, Reiray and judyjudy:
Messy- Sorry about your condition love, you seem very good at dealing with your health problems. I admire that, I've got a few of my own and I tend to be a big baby some days.
Reiray: You know what? when they got rid of Vegas, I was kind of cheering for these guys. I'm so sick of the constant jabs that some of the contestants give each other. How many of us wanted Brett to dump that red haired nightmare with the lip sores from Rock of Love? She picked fights from day one and if she wouldn't have gotten so drunk that night in Vegas, he might have chosen her, lip fungus and all. I think her name was Lacey. Anyway, lets see if they do that all season.
Judyjudy: I know the hair, the vest, but seriously compared to a giant clock and a pink tux, or a bad weave, face lift and bandana- he's actually less of a mess than the other guys. Lately Brett looks like he's getting his hair from the Malibu Barbie company and if he gets any more botox, he won't be able to move his forehead at all.
I think Real's long hair is kind of pretty, reminds me of a girl in my high school. Of course hers was real and she was a girl.
Thanks for watching and reading.
TVannie
4 of 4 | Posted by AnneM | Posted on August 24, 2009 7:03 PM