November 24, 2008

Real Housewives of Atlanta; Happy Endings

Welcome back to the Real Housewives of Atlanta! It's the finale, which would normally make me sad, but considering we have the real drama coming in the reunion, I'm able to put off being sentimental about these hos for a week. Orange County just isn't going to do it for me. I'm sorry. So let's meet up with our rhinestone-encrusted peaches one last time...

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Hope doesn't pay the mortgage.

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November 15, 2008

Real Housewives of Atlanta: The Empress' New Clothes

Hello dolls and welcome back to the Real Housewives of Atlanta. This week, we focus on Sheree, which is not nearly as interesting as NeNe's rants, Kimmie's singing, DeShawn's money laundering, or anything the adorable Hartwells do, but Sheree does come off kind of looking like a chump, so stay with me.

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You made the deposit, right? Kisses!

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November 9, 2008

Real Housewives of Atlanta: Botox, Bad Tunes, and Really Expensive Hats

This week, there was big news about our Real Housewives of Atlanta, or specifically, our NeNe. NeNe got the big plug from Anderson Cooper on the Ellen show! I never watch the Ellen show, but for some reason, I happened to be watching on election day, and when Anderson started in on that, "Honey, I don't know where to begin with NeNe!" I was jumping up and down with excitement! Of course he pronounced NeNe as "NayNay", but Anderson Cooper, that's some major cred. Go NayNay!

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Girrrrrrrl!

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October 31, 2008

Real Housewives of Atlanta: The Bravo Foundation for Insecure Housewives With Too Much Money

Hello darlings, and welcome back to The Real Housewives of Atlanta! Well, we all know what tonight is - DeShawn's big diamond gala that's going to raise a million dollars for DeShawn to go shopping with and raise her self-esteem. I mean, the underprivileged girls' self-esteem. Nothing says inspiration like a stupid, spoiled, classless ho draped in diamonds. Ready to be charitable? Good, me neither. Let's skewer this shindig.

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I have nothing to add to that.

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October 25, 2008

Real Housewives of Atlanta: Don't Be Tardy For The Party!

Welcome back to the ATL for another installment of the Real Housewives! I'm not gonna lie, this week was a buzzkill. NeNe's sad, and when NeNe's sad, whoooooo Lord, I am too. Luckily, we have Kimmie's cigarette fueled music ambitions and DeShawn's gala that's sure to end up netting her three to five for fraud to take our minds off it a little bit. Grab yourselves an icy cold Co-Cola, and here we go.

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OMG!!! IT'S CARRIE UNDERWOOD! Wearing a small child on her head....

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October 23, 2008

Real Housewives of Atlanta: The Big Boned Kid

Hello dolls, I am loving The Real Housewives of Atlanta more and more with every passing moment. I am both horrified and adoring at the same time, and what better combo could you ask for in a reality show? So let's see what our gaudy gals are up to this week.

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I want a weave! And I want it NOW!

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October 13, 2008

Real Housewives of Atlanta: The Peach Pit

Hello gorgeous dolls, and welcome to Atlanta for the latest installment of the Real Housewives! This Housewife franchise isn't really my bag of tricks, quite frankly, new money bores me. But a few weeks ago, during one of my bonding days with my sofa, I happened to catch the preview special on Bravo, and next thing I knew, the emails were flying to Flippy. I was immediately obsessed. So, here I am to bring all the humid, nouveau riche action to you.

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Girrrrrl!

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November 24, 2008:Real Housewives of Atlanta; Happy Endings
November 15, 2008:Real Housewives of Atlanta: The Empress' New Clothes
November 9, 2008:Real Housewives of Atlanta: Botox, Bad Tunes, and Really Expensive Hats
October 31, 2008:Real Housewives of Atlanta: The Bravo Foundation for Insecure Housewives With Too Much Money
October 25, 2008:Real Housewives of Atlanta: Don't Be Tardy For The Party!
October 23, 2008:Real Housewives of Atlanta: The Big Boned Kid
October 13, 2008:Real Housewives of Atlanta: The Peach Pit