Great recap, but how could you not comment on Kim spelling cat with a K!? Why is Sheree considered beautiful? Do long man faces qualify as beauty in Atlanta

Kim was drinking and driving! How is that even remotely okay? I've never wished a DUI on anyone before, but if it would keep her from getting behind the wheel...

What a bunch of silly women. I love it!

Was feeling a little guilty for watching this trash - but hey, if it's good enough for Anderson Cooper, who am I to argue? I think I figured out how Kim came to spell "cat" incorrectly - "Kim" and "cat" both start with the same sound, and "Kim" starts with a "K", so therefore...... Or it could just be the liquor talking.
Hilarious recap, as usual. My only complaint is that we have to wait almost a week to read them! Post faster!

"My only complaint is that we have to wait almost a week to read them! Post faster!"

Still waiting for three or four recaps to show up myself.

Next week we get the Nene DNA test results. Also who decided to put three gs in greg when he got his birth certificate?

Great recap and this show is so ridiculous, I can't help but watch it.

I really hope Nene and Kim work out this petty drama they got going on because I'd rather see them together than Kim/Sheree together. Is it me or is Kim/Sheree always complimenting eachother about everything. OMG, your so beautiful, omg, you can sound great, if they prop themselves up anymore, I'm going to lose it.

I also saw Anderson Cooper talking about this show on Ellen. Hell, if you've got Anderson Cooper talking about NayNay, than the show is alright with me.

"Why is Sheree considered beautiful?"

Poopsicle, I don't think any of these women is very attractive. It must be pretty bad in Atlanta if this is the best a rich man can do!

How else would you pronounce "Nene" if not NayNay?

Damn you, Chickbomb!

I dropped by to see if there were any new reviews and I see this! I *really* need to be practicing my drums!! It's killing me but I stopped after the lunch with Dallas. Did anyone else notice Sheree's expression when Kim spelled K-A-T?? It was priceless!!
I'll be back soon!

Damn you, Chickbomb!

I dropped by to see if there were any new reviews and I see this! I *really* need to be practicing my drums!! It's killing me but I stopped after the lunch with Dallas. Did anyone else notice Sheree's expression when Kim spelled K-A-T?? It was priceless!!
I'll be back soon!

Great recap as usual.

Just wanted to let everyone know... Bethany from The Real Housewives of New York writes a blog on these girls. It is actually really funny!

Also, you should check out the blogs from the ladies. Kim's is priceless. The title of this weeks is "I am 30 years old."

‘This is really not a characteristic of the ELITE SOCIETY here in ALANA!’ said DeShawn. What a delusional, grandiosity-obsessed idiot. Does she not even realize how this stuff sounds coming out of her mouth?
Ohhhhh, DeShawn - my, she's just a gift that keeps on giving week after week. You can always count on her to say something so stupid it will keep resonating the whole next week in your head, and making you smile. This weeks gift: that she is 'Affluential'!!! You moron! - it is affluent or influential, but not 'affluential'.
Those cheap, crass women do not know or do not care that all those REALLY ‘rich’ and ‘elite’ people start their Foundations with their own money. These 'rotten Georgia peaches' have such illusions of grandeur, but they have no clue that Brook Astor was using her husbands millions to support her foundation, Bill Gates put in millions to start his, so did Warren Buffett and pretty much any other ‘elite’ society member with a foundation. You do not decide to create a foundation, name it after yourself and then start guilting people into donating you seed money. Talk about tacky and classless!
And it is so ridiculous, that every one of those fake foundations that exist only to stroke someone’s ego has a purpose ‘of bringing awareness’ to something! There is already enough awareness of those issues out there. What is needed are funds to help fight and fix those issues. But that would require input of real work from those posers, so forget it.
And now NeNe wants to join in the scheme - their selfimportance is trully staggering.
And Sheree - way to keep a poker face when Kim proudly spelled ‘cat’ with a ‘K’. We got a winner!! I would have burst out laughing, but she just looked pointedly into the camera, as if to make sure we understand she knows Kim is an idiot but it is below her to let it show.

They are all such dingbats - but I can't wait from week to week for next episode and the recap. Yey, what fun.

OK, so Kim can't sing, or spell, but I'm pretty certain she can do other amazing things with her mouth.

And DeShawn..well everyone has got her number. Class-less. I swear she said "Marny Carlo" when she was talking about the watch that Eric gave her. I want Kim & NeNe to make up too, what a pair. I think Sheree will take her evilness one step too far and the other two will reunite.

Oh,yeah Chickbomb I agree, the girls did seem a little familiar with that pole.

[quote]OK, so Kim can't sing, or spell, but I'm pretty certain she can do other amazing things with her mouth.[quote]

Oooooh, no you di'int!!! LOL

I love Bethany's blogs on bravotv.com. Y'all ought to check them out. She's hysterical. She's my fav. HW on her show.

I just found something very interesting on an Amazing Race fan site. There's a listing of all the teams through all the seasons and season 3 has a team of Monica and Sheree who are NFL wives from Duluth, GA. What do you think guys? Does that sound like anyone we know?

Sorry, Monica and Sheree are in Amazing Race season 4.

This episode was almost excruciating to watch. Kim's singing was straight up vomit-worthy, for one. I mean, I can't carry a tune in a bucket, but hell, at least I know it and try to never sing. And NeNe's song, while rather hilarious, was a bit painful to watch through the raging drunkface she was sporting. Oy.

Oh, and Sheree's face when Kim said "Cat. K-A-T." was hilarious. It sorta put a damper on the little lovefest those two have been having with each other.

ChickBomb! This is ChickGay! Awesome job, I was giggling madly reading your immensely entertaining take on this episode. I actually happened to catch this one live, and the ENTIRE time I was saying to myself "Ooooooh, gurrrrrl, I know ChickBomb is gonna have some thangs to say about THIS one!"

I have to wonder if Jermaine Dupri (and all the other major producers of the last 20 years) have often had to deal with the Kimmies of the world? I would think they are often beseiged by wealthy friends/acquaintances asking them to produce their wives/girlfriends' vanity projects... maybe that's why he was so deft in his handling of her.

love to you!

your ChickGay,
xoxo

J-Mo :)

Ergo? As a proud citizen of Atlanta - I have been really looking forward to this show. I am a big fan and I am learning some new stuff about the rich folks and about this great city. I didn’t know we have all that good stuff. I am starting to think Atlanta is becoming the East Coast version of Los Angeles/Hollywood California.

Bravo better give these ladies more episodes next season!

Also they need to get rid of some deadweight - Sheree and maybe Kim but then again I want to know whom is Big Papa (is it Quincy Jones???)

Let me start with the low budget Blue Flame strippers from Bankhead! That was cheesy as a Palin lookalike doing porn!

WTF?!?!? Couldn’t yall ladies hire the girls from Magic City or Strokers to teach yall pole dancers! (They have some fione looking dancers there btw)

Mrs. Snow is a sweetie pie with a kind heart soul! Is Mr. Snow playing in the NBA this season?

Now I know what my Grandma meant when she said loose lips sink ships and don't say something on record when you isn’t want it to be repeat later.

Dang NeNe - I know you were just making fun of your girl in jest - but you know how folks are..they always are twisting the facts.

Well in this case there wasn't much to twist but it is what is.

Kim the 29 old Country Token Sister - I am Deaf and I hate to say if Miss Jan said that to you then you either better think about a new career but as Dallas stated - you need some vocal lessons. But you are dead wrong for slamming your girl NeNe like that. You have gone from likeable to an evil witch!

Lisa Wu - Ok now I am a little confused - was it you that ran to Sheree and sang like a little snitch???
What the 411 on you and the other 2 kids that we never see? And I know this show was shot last season - but one thing I am not clear - you stated your man was making a comeback - what the 411 on that?

Sheree-gurl for the love of all kids - get your boy some braces!!! And get your daughter a real hairdresser! She too dang old to be wearing da brat beads!

Ok how come some people don’t like to be acknowledging in public.......

I am talking about Dallas Austin - a big azz prick... I saw dude in a line at the bank and I just want to holler at him. He acts like he wasn’t Dallas Austin. Trust me I was mighty offend - and no I didn’t want no money as I waited for him to finish his transaction but I just want to say what up and he look all scared like I was going to rob him or something.

Some of the cast I wouldn’t mind meeting:

Dwight -Boy he is a wild but is truly a real funny one. His demeanor British at time. Cool and laid back and I would ask him to help me with my wardrobe at Wally's World cuz I don’t have Housewives $$ yet Bravo need to give him a show because he is be stealing the show some time with his pure gift of gab.

The Hartwell - yall need to do a business seminar.

NeNe - Where can I send a check to for your Twisted Heart Foundation?

The Snow - Please hire a real assistant - shoot I can give you some good names worthy of helping you out.

Sheree - Try to do to others and not try to be something that you isn't

Kim - Real friends keep it real - and if real friend say you can’t sing then you don’t believe them - then u have no business when a well known vocal coach break it down to you... kiss and make up with NeNe and stop trying to play ping pong. NeNe aint cozy with Sheree and you playing right into Sheree's evil plot

Lisa Wu - I aint got nothing bad against because you one of the fewest woman that actually inspires me.

Nenes - I know one thing - don’t be so prideful and it ok to admit when you are wrong. I still got love for you!

I don’t know about yall but I can’t wait for tomorrow night......

" I would think they are often beseiged by wealthy friends/acquaintances asking them to produce their wives/girlfriends' vanity projects..."

Well there had to be a reason why Shaq, other atheletes, pro-wrestlers had their own albums produced.

The reason being offered a lot of cash money or some sort of favor.

Good fashioned blackmail may be how it is done as well. There are a number of films that have certain actors you would have to swear the producer of the film had blackmail material on the actors to get them to be involved in the crappy film.

the most painful part of watching this show is listening to DeShawn speak. With all the cast of characters she is hiring to run her life and take of things in her house, she also needs to hire a speech therapist.

My favorite DeShawn quote is when she said, reference to her fundraising event and raising a million dollars, that "it is going to be hard to take it under." I think she meant to say- it is going to be a hard undertaking.

Oopsie, did I confuse Jermaine Dupri with Dallas Austin? Sorry 'bout that!

love, J-Mo :)

J-Mo,

It happens - the midget that belongs to Janet Jackson bka as JD is not to be confused with that sex crazed cocaine user Dallas.

Did you know that fool got caught in Dubai with that China White? He better counted his lucky charms that he is an entertainer or he would have been beheaded!

when kim is talking about her vocal coach, she spews some bullshit to dallas austin, and then spells cat as k-a-t. these women are fucking crazy.

I absolutely can't stand hearing DeShawn speak. I don't know if she has dentures or what, but her teeth click together! Half the time she speaks through clenched teeth, and the other half she's clicking them together!

And what is UP with their grammar?! As proper and hoity-toity as Sheree THINKS she is, she is one of the MAIN OFFENDERS! They need to get it together!

THAT is one of the most irritating things to me about this show. The fact that Kim couldn't spell 'cat' wasn't that surprising to me. What WAS surprising was that Sheree noticed!

Uh,

DeShawn said "SOUF of FRANCE"...SOUF, not SOUTH. I cannot stand her.

to 'getdeafopinion'"

Are you related to DeShawn, Sheree or Kim? Or is there something in the air or water in Atlanta?
You write even worse than they speak. If you're going to subject people to your opinion, have a decency to make it palatable by at least running a spell check, 'cause there is completely no hope left for your grammar. I would assume if you write something you want people to read it, so show some respect and make it readable.

Renata,

Did you read any of "getdeafopinion"'s expository? Specifically where they refer to Kim as the "Country Token Sister". If you had, you would have realized that this individual is deaf. You may not know, but ASL (American Sign Language) has different grammar rules than standard English, and as such, someone who is proficient in ASL may not follow the same rules as Strunk and White (look it up). I realize that this person is writing, not speaking (or signing), but grammar habits can carry over from one form of communication to another, especially in an informal setting like this. Have you ever said LOL when you aren't texting?

For getdeaf, Lisa's other sons are from a previous marriage, and her ex has obviously not allowed the children to be filmed, for whatever reason he may have. I enjoyed your opinion of the Bankhead strippers. My husband travels frequently for business - I'll have to tell him to check out the girls at Strokers.

Now that I'm off my high horse. . . Renata, I agree with you pretty much 100%- Deshawn is a scamming idiot looking to be arrested by the IRS; Kim is a blow job away form living on a street corner, selling her daughters (I hope their dad is smarter than their mom); Sheree (accent ague wherever the hell she sticks it) scares off men because she can kick their ass; Nene needs a bra more than she needs a charitable foundation; and Lisa needs to focus on her real estate business, because her husband isn't going back to the NFL

I wish the season was longer. . .

Renata: "This weeks gift: that she is 'Affluential'!!! You moron!" That sounds like something George W. Bush would say--and he did ok. Well, he failed at everything he's done, but...

I read somewhere that one of these ladies is divorced (Sheree?) and one is a prostitute. Is that true? Why is it called "The Real HOUSEWIVES..." if they aren't wives? OK, maybe ex-wives count.

I don't think Ed Hartwell is playing in the NFL this season. I'll double check.

Have you ever noticed that a lot of supposedly glamorous, sexy women look way older than they are? Why is that? Is it because they use too much botox, too soon?

Kim has a sugar daddy. Suspicion is it that it is a married multimillionaire Duluth area real estate developer whose children are now adults. None of these women is from the actual Atlana Metro Area.

As for why they are on the real housewives they have to find a group that knows one another and well Lisa, Deshawn, Nene are the housewives who agreed. Kim, Sheree are the two pseudo housewives. Housewife means homemaker so if you take that definition maybe they count.

It's more likely smoking two packs a day, too much makeup, too much booze. Also since four of the five aren't white you don't consider them attractive. Botox is a neurotoxin so yeah too much can make someone fugly since they cannot move their face in certain areas.

Seems to be a bug in the commenting. If I have something else in the username field, then put in my password hit log in then upon request put in my correct username it instead of using the correct username uses what was in the user name field.

Hey Renate:

I did use the spell check and grammar check on my outlook. I guess next time I will use the words checker.

Instead of attacking me why don't you help me?

I am Deaf as in hearing impaired and my understanding of the English word is pretty good.

Sometime I have the habit of writing ASL as that is my first language next to English.

I am still going to post but if you don't understand - just ask me to clarify myself instead of throwing mud at me like the McCain threw mud at Obama!

Did anybody catch the show last night? This morning, I checked my Tivo and noticed it recorded last night. Thank God I have a season pass!

Natural Redhead:

Tell your husband when he comes to Atlanta for business that he ought to check out Magic City. It is the king of the strip clubs.

But as for Strokers –it is over the top but personally I am not a big fan of it even though they have pretty good dancers but it I am more about the booty than the looks and did I tell you I am a sucker for woman with red hair? lol

OIC – on the matter of Lisa’ kids (the ones that she has with Keith Sweat – he prolly vetoed the idea)

I was amazed that you knew that I am fluent in ASL simply based on my writing and based on my announcement that I am truly deaf.

I’ve been getting a lot of flacks in the other blogs but I really appreciate your help a lot!

I have never been good with the tenses (present or past) because I don’t hear it when I speak/sign.

Anyway, hopefully next season would be more shows for the Atlanta Housewives.

When will The Real Housewives of Orange County be coming back on Bravo???

I’ve heard there this young lady married to a Grandpa-looking millionaire dude. And I think Vicky isn't/won't like that crap at all!

\|ii| my housewives of the ATL... especially NeNe

Deliciously Renate: I try to write with exuberance all the time!

One more thing - I isn’t scared of Sheree - but she have so much hatred in her blood that a real good man (with money)would steer far away of her due to the fact she is insanely facetious as an Eartha Kitt!

\|ii| n happiness!

It's not that most of the wives are black that makes me think they aren't especially attractive. Kim is probably the least attractive of the group, and the oldest-looking. I think it is the wives' habit of wearing clothes that are a size too small for them, piling on the makeup, over-processing their hair with unnatural colors, and generally acting stupid, drunk and obnoxious. Lisa is the prettiest of the bunch, but I see girls that pretty every day. She is a smart, ambitious woman, though.

When I mentioned "old looking," I meant Kim, mostly, and also the "Girls Next Door," Pam Anderson, and that type. They look at least ten years older than they are.

Sorry to be slamming Kim so much, but she kind of asked for it with her "singing" and her "spelling" this week.

Well damn ... I can't even fathom on where to start for last night show.........

I will wait till it is posted....

It will give me more time to make sure all of my "i" and "t" are dotted and crossed. Also that it makes perfectly grammar sense for our resident Sheree - bka as Renate.

Let keep hope alive that Renata will be able to read my shyt cuz I don't give a flying phuck! "Are you that small" j/k I am trying to be nice.......

One thing - Dwight needs a spinoff and he needs some lotions for them ashy legs!

My only beef with the show -the editors need to step their editing game up - because it was sure some awful editing last night imo!

Eric Snow is not playing for the Cavs this year, I beleive he has some part to play in the organization, not sure what.
And I saw a preview of Dwight's new show- awesome. It takes place in his salon, the Purple Door, I think?

Hey there its Fiya Starta. The pole dance instructor from the episode. Yall are being way to hard on the girls, they were really a lot nicer than they come across. I think its funny the comments about the pole class. We taught pole and bootyshake. The networks chose to edit out the pole and keep the bootywork! It worked out great for ratings. But if you try to compare what we do to the ladies at Majic City and Strokers you should take notes. Because were the ones who teach many of those ladies how to do the tricks that they do in the club AND we teach everyday women how to please their man at home. Im sorry do you think the dancers train each other?? Better ask about somebody! go to you tube and put in fiya starta atlanta pole dance style and let me know if anyone in strokers did any of the tricks we did. Were not strippers, were not from Bankhead. I'm a personal trainer gone pole instructor and my assistant on the show is a pharmacist full time. Lighten up and get a clue! Girls just wanna have fun. You dont have to be a stripper to get busy on the pole! Happy pole!!

Tonight I came online looking for comments about RH of Atlanta. This recap is great...as are the comments. I look forward to the next recap which will include Sheree yelling over the phone to the seamstress that she has "ruined my joy!" or something like that.

All I know about being a designer I learned from Project Runway, and that's not much. However, don't clothing designers usually sew their own stuff? Failing that it would seem that one would want to work on site with the seamstress to create the look and get it right.

Sorry to comment before the relative recap.

I thought I would go mad with Kim's singing, but I feel better now.